Member Since: 10/11/2005
Band Members: I travel solo, except for the harem of groupies who hang on to the tailpipe of the tour bus and then steal my tube socks to sell on eBay. Oh, and yeah, the reason i sound this good isn't just because I shoot up with horse tranquilizers...praise due to the New Age cult that is currently programming me as a Manchurian candidate designed to kill Tom Arnold.
Influences: Sir Mix-A-Lot, Kriss Kross, Tag Team, Kenny Loggins, Neil Diamond, Pat Boone, Wham!
Sounds Like: I am the sound of a million programmed illusions being shattered at once. Keep my CD away from pregnant women as certain lyrics may damage the fetus.
Record Label: If I wanted to sign my life away,I'd join the army
Type of Label: Indie