Three Flusher Productions, Ed Williams, Humorist

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Tuesday, June 19, 2007
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"...the state of Georgia finally has a humorist to pick up the torch left by Lewis Grizzard."
Joyce Dixon, SouthernScribe.com "Ed Williams came to our luncheon meeting highly recommended. Even though advertising people are a tough audience, Ed won us over. We had high expectations and Ed did not disappoint. In fact, Ed's remarks were the highlight of our conference. I highly recommend Ed to any audience, the tougher the better."
Dave Kelley, 7th District, American Advertising Federation "Our 260 Kiwanis Club members comprise some of the top local business, political and judicial leaders in the state of Georgia and Ed's presentation was phenomenal. Ed's recollection of mundane daily living will touch everyone in the audience and flood them with memories of days gone by. I highly recommend him as a speaker for civic and business groups that are looking for a humorous and entertaining program."
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My Interests

Ed Williams has been a keynote speaker for events small and large, blue jeans to black tie. Mr. Williams is a wild olâ€™ southern boy who can loosen up your audience with adult stories that are virtually cuss-free. He has successfully done more than 200 public speaking engagements all over the southeast and even as far west as Las Vegas!

Music:

Elvis Presley, Hank Williams Jr., Bachman-Turner Overdrive, the Soggy Bottom Boys, Johnny Cash, Jerry Lee Lewis, Eddie Cochran, and Buddy Holly. Would it amaze y'all to know I've got 7 or 8 classical CD's in my collection -- including Tchaikovsky?!

Movies:

Forrest Gump, O Brother Where Art Thou, Animal House, Office Space, Batman Begins, Something's Gotta Give, Heaven Help Us, Eddie and the Cruisers, Animal House, Leap of Faith, Poseidon Adventure, all the Dirty Harry flicks, the old Universal horror movies like Frankenstein and Dracula, anything with Mary Carey or Kay Parker in it, and more!

Television:

Andy Griffith, Sanford & Son, Married With Children, American Idol, Dallas, The Honeymooners, WWE Raw, Cops, and more.

Books:

"The Catcher In The Rye," by J. D. Salinger; "Forrest Gump," by Winston Groom; "To Be The Man," by Ric Flair; "McTeague," by Frank McCourt; "Death Of A Salesman," by Arthur Miller; "The Prophecies," by Nostradamus; "A Night to Remember," by Walker Lord, and more.

Heroes:

My dad, granddads, Forrest Gump, Elvis, Alex Gregory, Ray and Hugh, and someone special that for obvious reasons I can't mention.

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My Blog

Dammit, Another Birthday!

Soon I will turn 51, God, it's gotten here fast! What hair has stayed, Has up and grayed, My Elvis-like coif didn't last! But life remains real good to me, The cleavage pics still come in, A...
Posted by Three Flusher Productions, Ed Williams, Humorist on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 05:36:00 PST

The Haint Classification System

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Ask Cool Naked Ed ~ Krispy Kremed

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Posted by Three Flusher Productions, Ed Williams, Humorist on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 03:18:00 PST

Peevin, Grievin, and Damn Near Heavin!

I hate bein' pissed off over really petty shit&.but pissed off I am, as I sit here in heavy Atlanta traffic, slowed to what amounts to a 100% stop. And why, pray tell, are we at a full stop at this p...
Posted by Three Flusher Productions, Ed Williams, Humorist on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 05:40:00 PST

One Leg Up!

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Posted by Three Flusher Productions, Ed Williams, Humorist on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 02:46:00 PST

ASK COOL NAKED ED -- 2 Special Women

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Posted by Three Flusher Productions, Ed Williams, Humorist on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 03:03:00 PST

How Does It Feels To Be A Sex Symbol At Age 50?

Pretty damn good! All kidding aside, I get asked this a lot these days, surprisingly enough. I really had a hard time at first figuring out why, then one of the "askers" of the question told me that ...
Posted by Three Flusher Productions, Ed Williams, Humorist on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 05:17:00 PST

Ed Jr. Birthday Wishes!

Fellow Flushers, I'd like to ask a favor of y'all. My dad, Ed Jr., turns 77 tomorrow. To say that I care about him is an understatement, he's always been like my dad, best friend, and hero all ...
Posted by Three Flusher Productions, Ed Williams, Humorist on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 04:56:00 PST

Early Morning Rain

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Rich Women & Adrenaline Rushes

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Posted by Three Flusher Productions, Ed Williams, Humorist on Tue, 29 May 2007 02:42:00 PST