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Mr. Methane!

Petomane / Musical Fart Comedy / As Seen on TV

About Me

Meet Mr. Methane, The worlds one and only fully-functioning PETOMANE. Put differently, this man can FART - on demand, in tune, and in time.

Mr. Methane possesses the rare ability of "singing" from both ends, putting the "art into fart" rock, pop, and classical selections are included in his musical repertoire which, combined with his stunning visual display of.. Candle snuffing, talc blowing, and the incredible.. dart farting, guarantees uncontrollable laughter from his audience.

You may have seen or heard Mr. Methane on TV & Radio shows such as Howard Stern, Frank Skinner, James Whale, Mark And Lard, Eurotrash, Tarrant On TV or The Salon to name a few of his many notable appearances both here and abroad.

Mr. Methane has literally “worked his passage” around the World with Live appearances in Europe, North America, Canada, Asia & Australia, including performances at the worlds top comedy festivals in Montreal, Edinburgh & Melbourne. Once when appearing in Glasgow with legendary Rock Band The Macc Lads, the Lads insisted he have his own airtight dressing room... in Cleethorpes.

Children to royalty, barristers to builders, students, mums and dads. His humour crosses all of society.

Quotes:

"Mr. Methane you are a true Genius. A huge star"..... Howard Stern.

"I wouldn’t want to be stuck in a lift with him"..... Chris Tarrant.

"A Pumping Prodigy"..... Mark Radcliffe.

"Farting is the first thing we laugh at in life and probably the only thing we can always laugh at. Mr Methane will blow you away"..... Kelsey Grammer.

"No one else can follow Mr Methane"..... Bobcat Goldthwait.

"The Emperor of anal emissions"..... Ali G.

Warning: Anyone Attempting To Copy Mr. Methane Should Do So In A Well Ventilated Room.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 11/30/2005
Band Website: mrmethane.com
Band Members: Mr. Methane & The Bodilly Functions with bv's by The Cheek Chicks.
Influences: Pop, Rock, Reggae, Classical, Ska, Swing.Frank Sinatra, Phil Collins, Madness, Isaac Hayes, Motown, Coolio, Snoop, 50cent, Fred Dibnah, 2 pack and his brothers 4 and 6, Barry Biggs, Led Zep, Loo Rolls, Chicory Tip, The Spice Bowells and last but not least Margaret Thatcher.
Sounds Like: Nothing Else, why not buy my DVD or CDs, available in the fart shop .
Record Label: Oglio / Castle Select / B.O. Productions.
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

Mr. Methanes New Website Now Online.

Hello everybody it's Mr. Methane here just letting you know that my new website is now online. Believe it or not my old Flash site had been online for an incredible 9 years, time really does fly when ...
Posted by Mr. Methane! on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 01:53:00 PST

A Blast From The Past, Its Bog Buster.

This is a sketch we found in the vaults that never made it onto the final edit of the Mr. Methane Let's Rip! DVD. Starring in Bog Buster are.Mike Wattan as Doctor Oscar MossMr. Methane as Mr. MethaneL...
Posted by Mr. Methane! on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 12:38:00 PST

JANEY GODLEY’S CHAT SHOW. EDINBURGH. FRI10th AUG 2007

If your at the Edinburgh Fringe this week then just a short message to say I will be a special guest on award-winning comedienne and best-selling author Janey Godleys Chat show at 5pm this Friday the ...
Posted by Mr. Methane! on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 03:44:00 PST

"CLEVER" TV Show. Weds 08th August 2007.

..> ..> "CLEVER" TV Show. Weds 08th Aug 07. SAT1 GermanyFans in Germany can see Mr. Methane on "Clever" The Television Quiz Show that makes Science Fun when the Windy Hero makes a guest appearance on...
Posted by Mr. Methane! on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 04:47:00 PST

More Unreleased Methane & Various

Ok Poop Pickers I've deleted Shaft and uploaded a new unreleased Methane track. This one is Banana Splits, I recorded it with Kava Kava www.myspace.com/kavakavamusic at The Dog House St...
Posted by Mr. Methane! on Sun, 27 May 2007 12:07:00 PST

Unreleased Methane. Shaft.

OK. I've uploaded my rendition of Shaft to the tunes on my profile, Its one of those tracks that never made it onto the album but thanks to myspace you can dig it. Yours flatulently, Mr. Methane!...
Posted by Mr. Methane! on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 03:50:00 PST

Flatulence leads US jet to divert

This news item appeared on the BBC News Website on Wednesday, 6 December 2006 Flatulence leads US jet to divert An American Airlines plane made an emergency landing in Nashville after passengers repo...
Posted by Mr. Methane! on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 02:21:00 PST

Reading Festival.

Hello everybody its Mr. Methane here. Just a short note to say that I will be Barking in Berkshire at the Reading Festival on Friday 25th August 2006. I'll be appearing on the Comedy & Cabaret Sta...
Posted by Mr. Methane! on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 02:55:00 PST

New Fart Movies Online

 There are now some new movies on the revamped Dropping Guts Page at www.mrmethane.com , here you can see and hear various Video & Audio clips of  Me in action during my long c...
Posted by Mr. Methane! on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 02:18:00 PST

Some Additional Tracks

  I've uploaded a couple of addtional tracks no's 3 & 4 on the playlist. They are.  No 3 is "Its Flatulation"  from the mrmethane.com album which features superb lead guitar work f...
Posted by Mr. Methane! on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 05:07:00 PST