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singer/songwriter Mr Bonx lets you into his world

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Click here to listen to Goodbye Johnny song. Produced by Colin Thurston.
And don't forget to turn off the other songs, otherwise it sounds real weird.!..................The Mr B story.Over the years there has been quite a few changes to me band line up, and its been an honour to gig with the likes of Robin Guy, Chris James, The sensational Alex Coutts, Mr Nigel 'Nutty' Bradford and work with the legendary producer Colin Thurston at the Roundhouse studios, London. Belive it or not i won a silver cup at the Southampton jazz festival, worked as a session guitar player in London, played in a 5 peice blues band 'The Bullfrogs' and have given 5 interveiws on BBC radio, about the Evacuees song ( on the web site and above called 'Goodbye Johnny' with Joanna Wyatt on B vocals,) and my recently finished first book. ( The Dorset Arms story ) There are two albums that have been recorded, samples are on this space...enjoy.If you want to read more check out the web site, which is updated once a month with a 'rant': short sharp stories, with a twist of Mr Zappa's humour.. In these monthly offerings I try to take the piss nicely, and adopt a wide variety of charactars... See's Mr B becoming a total Snob, with some helpfull advise from our friend the Chav.... I have decided to put some of the Rants in the blog section...oops...!The basic attitude is to play music and enjoy. lets face it there is enough s**t going on in the world, and real music can lift the spirit, make you crazy and put a huge smile on your face.That's what its all about.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 10/2/2006
Band Website: MrBonx.com
Band Members: THE ROUGH WITH THE SMOOTH: Mr B...guitar vocals and songs. Robin Guy...drums and weird sounds. Alex Coutts...Bass Guitar, farm implements. Chris James..drums and backing vocals (on the outside ) Giles Twigg: Bass/ drums. NEVERMIND THE BALLADS: Mr B..Acoustic guitar, bass and vocals.Plans for 2007/8 are to put and new band together, either with some of the above musicians or to recrute some new crazy geezers.Get out there and kick some ass..!!
Influences: Those of you who saw the cool Jazzers on this page last month will be pleased to know they are now safely tucked up in bed with a nice cup of hot chocolate and a good book:) :( and they will always have my total respect. ) And then along came Rock an Roll..........and I was lured away to the dark side. After years of C# minor 9th chords I decided to try just three, shout loads and play at ear-splitting voulmes with somewhat derranged Drummers and mad bassmen.. .. And it was great fun, he he.!!! At this period in time my girlfriend had an equally pleasent sister:) and they did everything together... ( ahem..! )So really then, anything that rocks, or makes you smile, or makes you horney or floats your boat...And maybe: Red hot chillies, RATM, Alice Cooper, the Police, Cutting Crew, Mr Zappa, Kindness, beautful women with a fantastic sense of humour, in their underwear and the usual debauchery that is Rock and Roll.And Yes the Jazzers are back... people of such a unique quality and substance this next tune is in C#Minor diminished 7th.
Sounds Like: Some-one kicking a drum kit down the stairs:Some-one with an 11 volume control amp setting:Sometimes, like a wasp in a jam jar:Some-one with a deranged chainsaw: ( that'll be the Bass player then. )A bunch of scruffy gits singing songs about babes, going for it and lager... :-)
Record Label: Red Seal Records ltd
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

We have had Chavism, now it’s Snobbism

S.N.O.B.I.S.M.Snotty Nosed Ostentatious Bastads, Imbecilic Scrounging Morons.(Please note: The Author of this piece actually spent 3 years working for the True Aristocracy, and found them to be kind,...
Posted by Mr Bonx.com on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 01:31:00 PST

The East Grinstead Sanitarium

This article was published in 2005, from a short story by Sir Russell Long. But I just couldn't resist up dating it& Exclusive photos by Tim Addie. ..> Have you got one in blue? ..> The East Grins...
Posted by Mr Bonx.com on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 12:57:00 PST

Look out, Scooby Doo's in Town.

'Oi oi& It's Scooby Doo&' Giant blue and grey clouds of smoke wafted into the air, and as the shimmering moon light pierced the plumes Shaggy started to cough uncontrollably and turn crimson. ..> ...
Posted by Mr Bonx.com on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 12:50:00 PST

It's Chavism.

..> There here, there there, there F*****g everywhere & Yes Folks it's... C.H.A.V.I.S.M ..> ..>Childlike Habitual Ambassadors, Verbally Impaired Sorted Muvvers.  (Please note, this st...
Posted by Mr Bonx.com on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 01:33:00 PST

Prime Minister beware, It's Vote Bonk.

'Vote Bonk' you know it makes sense ..> Apparently the tramp look is in... Photos. Tim Addie...>Well folks, Mr B has decided to vent his spleen this month on matters that are being talked about i...
Posted by Mr Bonx.com on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 01:28:00 PST

The reason behing the name Bonx.

Mr Bonx, bonks, bonkers, Bonxers ...whatever!So, as promised the reason behind the name...1)... Is it Mr Bonx purely on the basis that like most red blooded males when romance is first in the air it u...
Posted by Mr Bonx.com on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 01:23:00 PST

Its Winny the poo....and lager to.

Winnie the Pooh's big wild party.It was the morning after the night before, and all was quite in 100 acre wood.The soft morning sun glimmered hazily across the meadows as the river bubbled and splishe...
Posted by Mr Bonx.com on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 11:57:00 PST

The burning pube insident.

..> ..> About Mr BonxHey Mr B here,And welcome to the Official web site of Red Seal Records ltd, a bright and ambitious offering. The thoughts and opinions within these pages offer an insight to th...
Posted by Mr Bonx.com on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 11:45:00 PST

TV Show

..> An idea for a new TV show... Yes, what with the depths of depravity now gracing our screens once again I thought I would share my new idea for a cool programme, its been e-mailed to Endalmol a...
Posted by Mr Bonx.com on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 11:42:00 PST

Mr Bonx's blinken blog.

  Well folks, I have been writting short stories for years now, and i won't bore you with them on myspace. But over on the official web site www.mrbonx.com there are loads of 'em. Commo...
Posted by Mr Bonx.com on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 11:57:00 PST