Seven Lemons |
A young Irish lad goes to confession one day....he enters the Confession Box sits down and is greeted by the Priest. "What brings you to me today my son.?" asks the Priest. The young lad replies "I've...
Posted by Streaky on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 01:11:00 PST |
and he wants to be President of the USA.....? |
A cold shiver ran down my spine whilst watching the TV news the other night, Democrat Presidential hopeful "Borat Banana" ( as I now refer to him ) displayed a gross ignorance in his reply to a questi...
Posted by Streaky on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 04:14:00 PST |
The Water... in Malta.... dont taste like... it Ought ta...!! |
Greeting Trendsetters,
Well its been a while since Uncle Streaky has sat down and had a bit of a grizzle about some of the contencious issues that we are being confronted with daily....so here goes.
R...
Posted by Streaky on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 03:50:00 PST |
Could he be Mr Right....? |
Subject: A Sensitive Man?
A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up
leaving together.
They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment...
Posted by Streaky on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 10:35:00 PST |
"and the Geek shall inherit the earth" |
Subject: 11 Rules from Bill Gates
To anyone with kids of any age, here's some advice. Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School about 11 things they did not...
Posted by Streaky on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 11:52:00 PST |
Translating Mens English |
TRANSLATING MEN'S ENGLISH
I'm hungry = I'm hungry
I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy
I'm tired = I'm tired
...
Posted by Streaky on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 11:22:00 PST |
Translating Womens English |
TRANSLATING WOMEN'S ENGLISH !!
Yes = No
&nb...
Posted by Streaky on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 11:18:00 PST |
Taking a Female to Bed |
What is the difference between girls/woman aged 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68,
and 78.....?
At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story
At 18 -- You tell her a story...
Posted by Streaky on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 08:10:00 PST |
Surprise Reunion @ Dixie Chicks Show |
One of the things that I still love about doing what I do, is running into people who I have worked with over the last 20 or so years unexpectedly, and reminicing about some of the escapades that we (...
Posted by Streaky on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 06:09:00 PST |
OK OK First's & Last's (for the Rev) |
EVERYONE HAS THEIR FIRSTS:FIRST REAL BEST FRIEND: 1969 Phillip Elliott...(His mother was a deaf mute)
FIRST SCHOOL: 1960 - The school of "do as Ma & Pa say or get belted..!!"
FIRST...
Posted by Streaky on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 07:06:00 PST |
