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SideShowJenn

I'm as wasted as my life & I wish my anger could crawl out of my throat & eat the fucking sm

About Me

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I'm NOT an alcoholic....I'm a DRUNK.....alcoholics go to meetings!!!

Typical first date?

40 year old virgin or most guys at a party.... you be the judge!!

Fuckin HILARIOUS!!

Fuck you George W.!!!

Imagine.....I DISAPPROVE OF GEORGE W.!!!!!!!!!!! You are a fucking disappointment and menace to the human race. How the fuck do you sleep at night?

Gettin' it where he's been stickin' it to us for 7 years!!!

This is why they call me SideShow.......

I knew those damn Yankees were gay! Go Sox!

Price was wrong that night, huh Chase? HEHEHEEEE

Sox hit a record setting 4 consecutive home runs, then proceeded to sweep the Yankers in that 3 game series, first one since 1990. Oh, and did I mention The Wankers are now in LAST place?



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My Interests


Sex, Boose and Rock n Roll..... what?....Drugs are bad for you!!LOLBut mostly taking pictures.........Here is some of my work.....

I'd like to meet:

George W....... so I can punch him in the balls!.....( if he's got any...... which I doubt!!!) I could put a bunch of names of famous people..... but why? Not like I'm ever gonna meet them. And if I do........they'll most likely turn out to be assholes and make me wish I never had........so let's just leave things as they are.

..Me and Neil from Socialburn.....

Me and Ankla....these guys know how to rock and party!!

PAN-fucking-TERA!!!! Need I say more?? Butch Walker.....Amazing talent.....Amazing person....

Music:

PAN-fucking-TERA, NIN, Tool, Skinny Puppy, Sisters of Mercy, KMFDM, Thrill Kill, Ministry, Manson, Cold, Nitzer Ebb, Bauhaus, Depeche Mode, The Cure, Cocteau Twins, Dead Can Dance, Pysclon 9, Peter Murphy, And you will know by the trail of Dead, Tori Amos, Joy Division, New Order, Bjork, My Chemical Romance, The Used, A.F.I., Killswitch Engage, Breaking Benjamin, Disturbed, Slipknot, Stone Sour, A Perfect Circle, Authority Zero, Autopilot Off, Crossfade, Corrosion of Conformity, Suicidal Tendencies, Social Distortion, NY Dolls, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Butch Walker ( and The Floyds and Marvelous 3), Switchfoot, Default, Nonpoint, New Found Glory, Eversinceve, ONE:, The Curve, Dashboard Confessional, Dropkick Murphy's, Flogging Molly, Bowling For Soup, The Ataris, ..... Can't forget Cold Summer Society, KY Deity, DOLT, Cape 60, Neither, One Perfect Minute, Twisted Method, Later Days, Swamp Gas and all the other local SWFL bands.... love you guys!!............and more....... as if you care.....

Television:



adopt your own virtual pet!

Books:


You are Elizabeth Bathory. (The bloodcountess)
Legend tells us that you, this very rich,
beautiful and high born woman tortured and
murdered some 650 young women and bathed in
their warm blood to keep yourself beautiful. In some stories, it is said you have drank thier
blood as well. You were a sexual sadist on a
grand scale. Ah vanity is your downfall. For shame!

Which Imfamous criminal are you?
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Heroes:

The man that I will meet who will make me feel love and hapiness....HA AH HA AH HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My Blog

Check out this video: Mitch Hedberg - Thirteen

Check out this video: Mitch Hedberg - Thirteen Add to My Profile | More VideosSimply one of the greatest comics who ever lived......can't wait to see him on the other side!!...
Posted by SideShowJenn on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 05:21:00 PST

Been awhile....

Wow....so it's been quite awhile since I have posted one of my "world famous" blogs......LMAO....not that I haven't had anything to say.....just haven't had the state of mind to post one......A.D.D is...
Posted by SideShowJenn on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 02:01:00 PST

A-fucking-men!!!!!!!!!

Articles of ImpeachmentofPresident George W. BushandVice President Richard B. Cheney,Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice,Secretary of Defense Donald H. Rumsfeld, andAttorney General Alberto Gonzales ...
Posted by SideShowJenn on Thu, 25 May 2006 03:43:00 PST

Another Goodbye....

So time has come yet again to have to say goodbye. I learned tonight that my friend Franco has passed away, apparently due to post surgery recovery complications. According to a mutual friend's accoun...
Posted by SideShowJenn on Sat, 18 Feb 2006 02:35:00 PST

A letter by Mikey....

So this was originally posted by my friend Mikey.....but it's way too good to let it fall by the wayside in a heap non-sensical bulletins. Hope you enjoy......... Importants questions to our commander...
Posted by SideShowJenn on Sun, 11 Dec 2005 01:39:00 PST

It's not much, but it should hold you over......

Well, I've been being bugged to post a new blog and so far I haven't thought of anything to say....but: It's not the size of the ship Or the length of the trip But, the motion of the ocean that c...
Posted by SideShowJenn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

F@*k You!!!......

Fuck all of you! Welcome to angry Jenn!!!! I hate the fucker who ever put the fucking piece of shit inside of me that makes me feel........ for so far it's only brought me pain!!! To God or whatever i...
Posted by SideShowJenn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The empty roll.....

Ahh.... you're in the shitter doin your bizness and, upon completion, the unthinkable happens!!!! The toliet paper runs out!!!! Oh the humanity!! Now if you are of somewhat moderate intelligence.... t...
Posted by SideShowJenn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Hat's off!!!

My hat's off to Burger King! In a day and age of low carb this and no fat that.... BK has officially said 'fuck all that'. While other fast food merchants are trying to peddle supposedly "healthy food...
Posted by SideShowJenn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The 'Surreal' Life

What is this feeling I feel inside?So lonely and afraidYet so afraid to be lonelyA feeling so surreal Yet so real to feelDear god!!!!!Watching " In a NY Minute"Yet in that same minute I question why?M...
Posted by SideShowJenn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST