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Drunk Kal-El

These days, all I ask of Fate is that the people she hurls into my life, whether they are evil or go

About Me


Hmmmmm. Well, Jon Lory is my name, but most people call me Jonlory. One word...Dunno where that came from. I mean, yeah, I know where that came from, but ..... So......Live in Ft. Myers, Fl. Work for Carrier Sales and Distribution. (Selling much needed A/C parts and supplies [who wants to be me? c'mon, you know you do]) Been divorced for about 6 years or so.... Always on the lookout for a new ex-girlfriend.... They always leave. DOn't know why. I'm an extremely charming guy... Maybe it's the nipple clamps.... So....where was I..... Oh yeah, mental masturbation... K......that's really 'bout it...Visit my other website: www.angelfire.com/rant/moviefreak1
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My Interests

Anything that interests me... I'm a wholly selfless person...
I'm also an artist...

... Here's some samples...

Check out my website for more...

I'd like to meet:


Music:

Classic rock...Rock...Alternative...Mainstream punk (OH GOD I'M A SOULESS TOP 40 LISTENER!!!!!!KILL ME....or don't)...Oldies...Big Band...Some Rap...Showtunes (and not gay...imagine that!)...Crooners...A Cappella (Go DaVinci's Notebook! Yay!)...Any comedic music {parodies, comics, what have you)... Conservative Talk Radio...Hair Bands...Tenacious D...pretty much anything...

Here's a list of what I have in my iTunes at the moment:

Aaron Tippin, AC..DC, Adam Sandler, Aerosmith, Air Supply, Alabama, Alan Jackson, Alanis Morisette, Alice in Chains, Alison Krauss, The Allman Brothers, American Hi-Fi, The Animals, Arrested Development, The Asylum Street Spankers, The Ataris, BTO, Bad Company, Barenaked Ladies, Barry Manilow, The Beach Boys, The Beastie Boys, The Beatles, Be Folds Five, Better Than Ezra, Big & Rich, Billy Idol, Billy Joel, Billy Vera and the Beaters, Bing Crosby, Black Sabbath, Blackhawk, Blake Shelton, Blind Melon, The Blue Oyster Cult, The Blues Brothers, Blues Traveller, Blink 182, Bob and Tom, Bob Dylan, Bob Seger, Bobby Darin, Bon Jovi, Brad Paisley, Brooks and Dunn, Bruce Hornsby and the Range, Bryan Adams, The Bud Light Radio Commercials, Buddy Holly, Buddy Jewel, Buffy the Vampire Slayer Musical, Bush, Calamine, The Calling, Candlebox, Carrie Underwood, The Cars, Chicago, Chris Daughtry, Chris De Burgh, Christopher Beck, Clay Walker, Cletus T. Judd (No relation), Clint Black, Coldplay, Colin Hay, Collective Soul, The Commitments, The Counting Crows, Creed (Sorry, I like "What's This Life For?"), Creedence Clearwater Revival, Cyndi Lauper, Da Vinci's Notebook, Dan Folgelberg, Dan St. Paul, Daniel Powter, Darryl Worley, The Dave Matthews Band, Dean Martin,Deep Blue Something, Diamond Rio, Dinosaur Jr., Dire Straits, Donny Baker (From The Bob and Tom Show), The Dropkick Murphys, Drowning Pool, The Drunk Irishmen, DVDA, The Eagles, Elton John, Elvis Presley, Eminem, Enigma, Eric Clapton, Erik Richter, Eva Cassidy, Evanescence, Extreme, Fine Young Cannibals, Five for Fighting, Fleetwood Mac, A Flock of Seagulls, Flogging Molly, Foreigner, Frank Caliendo, Frank Sinatra, Fuel, Garth Brooks, Gary Allen, Gary Jules, Genesis, George Strait, The Goo Goo Dolls, Green Day, Greenwheel, Gretchen Wilson, Henry Phillips, Heywood Banks, Hoobastank, Hootie and the Blowfish, Howard Shore (Film score composer [LOTR]), James Blunt, James Taylor, Jewel, Jim Croce, Jimi Hendrix, Jimmy Buffett, Joe Cocker, Joe Nichols, Joe Walsh, Joel Lindley (TRUCKER CLOCK!!! WHO WANTS IT?!?!), John Lennon, John Cougar Mellencamp, John Michael Montgomery, John Waite, Journey, Kansas, Kenny Chesney, Kenny Rogers, Kevin Pollack, KISS, Korn, Lazlo Bane, Led Zeppelin, Less Than Jake, Lifehouse, Lionel Richie, Lonestar, Los Lobos, Los Lonely Boys, Ludwig Van Beethoven, Lynard Skynard, The Mamas and the Papas. Marc Cohn, Mark Chestnut, Mark Lowry, Martina McBride, Matthew Wilder, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, Meatloaf, Men at Work, Men Without Hats, The Mills Brothers, Montgomery Gentry, Morrissey, Ned's Atomic Dustbin, Nelly, New Found Glory, Nickelback, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, NOFX, Oasis, The Offspring, Ozzy Osbourne, Paul and Storm (Formerly of Da Vinci's Notebook), Paul Thorn, Peter Cetera, Phil Collins, Pink Floyd, The Platters, The Police, Prince, R.E.M., The Ramones, Randy Travis, The Rat Pack, Ray Charles, Reba McEntire, Reel Big Fish, REO Speedwagon, Rob Zombie, Rodney Carrington, Roy Orbison, Sammy Kershaw, Sara Evans, Sarah McLachlan, Schooly D, Sean Morey, Seether, Simon and Garfunkel, Simple Plan, Sir Mix A Lot, Smash Mouth, Stealers Wheel, Stephen Lynch, The Stereophonics, Steve Holy, Sting, Stone Temple Pilots, Sugar Ray, Taco Ockerse, Taylor Hicks, Tenacious D, They Might be Giants, Third Eye Blind, Three Doors Down, Throwdown, Tim McGraw, Tim Wilson, Toby Keith, Todd Snider, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, Tonic, Trace Adkins, Tracy Byrd, Tracy Lawrence, Travis Tritt, U2, Ugly Kid Joe, The Violent Femmes, Vivian Romero, White Zombie, The Who, and Will Smith.

Movies:

Everything....I have an extensive movie collection...but no Rocky Horror Picture Show...c'mon people...it blows!!!....even from a cult perspective...

Go here to see my movie collection (Hasn't been updated in about six months. Sorry.)

Television:



If you are interested, check out The Leary Firefighters Foundation by clicking here. Try not to forget those who put themselves in harm's way to help others.

"The Leary Firefighters Foundation was founded in 2000 by actor Denis Leary in response to a fire that broke out in an abandoned warehouse in downtown Worcester, Massachusetts, his hometown, in December of 1999. Over 75 firefighters ran into what some have called "the perfect fire" and six of them never came out. One was Denis’ first cousin, Jerry Lucey and another Lt. Tommy Spencer, was a childhood friend and high school classmate. In an effort to find a positive way to deal with this overwhelming loss, Denis established The Leary Firefighters Foundation in the spring of 2000. The Leary Firefighters Foundation is dedicated to providing fire departments with funding and resources for up-to-date equipment and training."
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...and many more...

Books:

Stephen King, Kurt Vonnegut, Terry Pratchett, Tom Clancy, Douglas Adams, William Golding, Comics (and to quote Jason Lee: " What!? You think just 'cause a guy reads comics he can't start some shit!?!"), many more....

Heroes:

Supes, Kevin Smith, Internet Porn, The United States Military, My Father...

My Blog

I can't decide if I'm being indecisive...

I want to write a book.I have no idea what genre I wanna shoot for.I have a feeling I'll lean toward horror (no suprises there), but I'm not sure how to start.This is my problem. Starting.Anything, pr...
Posted by Drunk Kal-El on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 07:01:00 PST

Drunk Kal-El's Book o' the Month Club...

So, as I said in the last blog, been readin' a bit lately."A bit" may be too soft of a term.Possibly "a lot"...Read "Rosemary's Baby".Not much different from the movie. Back then directors didn't have...
Posted by Drunk Kal-El on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 05:59:00 PST

Been a while....

Hello all.I haven't blogged for a while. Not because I didn't have anything to say (I always have something to say) but because I just have been lazy.So I went to a fight tonight.Decent enough. It all...
Posted by Drunk Kal-El on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 07:55:00 PST

Smacktard has left the building....

The cat is gone.I kicked it's ass out the door.It had become increasingly mean in the last few days.Tonight it tore the holy hell out of me...Sorry, kitty. I'm not gonna put up with that shit...SEE YA...
Posted by Drunk Kal-El on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 08:42:00 PST

2:50 AM. Wide awake....again....

2:50 AMCan't sleep.Watching MST3K streaming on ShoutCAST TV and drawing.Speaking of drawing...I'll have a new one to put up in a little bit. Drew it in pencil already just re-doing it in Flash at the ...
Posted by Drunk Kal-El on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 11:58:00 PST

I don't know who I am anymore.....

I stayed home from work today.I am sick. Got some cold or somethin'.Had it all day yesterday, felt like shit this mornin'.Went to the doctor.He's gonna run a culture for strep, but he thinks it's just...
Posted by Drunk Kal-El on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 12:44:00 PST

A buttload of jokes...

    Here's hoping I offend someone....10 things in golf that sound dirty..... 1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacke...
Posted by Drunk Kal-El on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 04:52:00 PST

I'm a conservative, but....Damn...

Here are some weird laws on the books in Florida(Courtesy of www.dumblaws.com)Comments in green highlight are my own.... Florida Laws:The state constitution allows for freedom of spee...
Posted by Drunk Kal-El on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 03:56:00 PST

The further adventures of Drunk Kal-El...

...Episode I: A Night on the Town.Well, I actually went out last night.I had to. My wacky neighbor wanted me to watch March of the Penguins with her. Not that I have anything against the movie, she ju...
Posted by Drunk Kal-El on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 09:14:00 PST

Four-legged feline felicitations....

Just so you all know, the kitty was here when I came back from New York.I've taken her in and she is mine now....She seems to really enjoy living here and seems content to be an inside cat.Although, s...
Posted by Drunk Kal-El on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 08:48:00 PST