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chris caulder

music.books.films.life.

About Me



perplexed, provoked, perceptive, passionate, and always busy with creative endeavors.

My Interests

music. film. books. life. food. pretty eyes. nice hair. vsts. breasts. creative things. nature.

I'd like to meet:



a woman with the personality, intelligence, sarcastic sharp wit, and overall beauty of Lauren Graham's character Lorelai Gilmore from the outstanding television series Gilmore girls:

Music:

a little of this and a little of that: juliana hatfield, buck 65, slayer, azure ray, metric, album leaf, antarctica, portishead, the sundays, chet baker, smiths, led zep, black flag...

Movies:

before sunrise, dream for an insomniac, gas food lodging, as good as it gets, when harry met sally, say anything, leon, good will hunting, shawshank redemption, cherish, american history x, henry fool, buffalo '66... all the good shit.

Television:

tv on dvd is quite convenient

Books:

yes, please.

Heroes:

bill hicks, rosa parks, henry rollins, lydia lunch, jello biafra, morrissey, ian mackaye, moby, blake schwarzenbach, jonathan larson, george carlin, bill watterson, hubert selby jr., kurt vonnegut, woody allen, michael moore, michael w. dean, richard linklater, hal hartley, salvador dali, m.c. escher, charles bukowski, francesca lia block, judy blume, thomas edison, nikola tesla, joann sebastian bach, wolfgang amadeus mozart, joseph gordon-levitt, the boy who could fly, donnie darko, lester burnham, leland p. fitzgerald, and every single artist who has contributed something honest and great.

My Blog

friend requests - please read

Lately I've been getting absolutely bombarded with porn site friend requests. Photo is some skank, and if I go to their profile just to reassure myself that the profile is bogus, I get a link at the b...
Posted by chris caulder on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 09:23:00 PST

grammar

    One thing I dislike about the northeast and the Philadelphia metro area especially....What is with everyone saying the sentence "I'm done work" or "when I'm done work", up here?That...
Posted by chris caulder on Sat, 26 May 2007 05:48:00 PST

update

for all of you who follow my musical endeavors and whatnot, here's an update on what i've been up to:- i've been playing drums and doing laptop production for a band called The Administration. they'r...
Posted by chris caulder on Sun, 20 May 2007 01:41:00 PST

Art/Music/Film Resume 5.6.2007

    This isn't "professionally" laid out, by any means. But I've been wanting to post it for a while now. And it's not even that complete. All of this music can be heard and most of it ...
Posted by chris caulder on Mon, 07 May 2007 07:48:00 PST

I feel good.

    Tonight, my guitar student Cory told me how much he has appreciated the last year of me teaching him, at a leisurely pace, never harping on him for not having an exercise ready a we...
Posted by chris caulder on Tue, 01 May 2007 05:54:00 PST

timothy leary said..

"Throughout human history, as our species has faced the frightening, terrorizing fact that we do not know who we are, or where we are going in this ocean of chaos, it has been the authorities - the po...
Posted by chris caulder on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 10:50:00 PST

my top 12 favorite 80s songs: timeless, flawless gems.

in no order, because i love them all equally: crowded house - don't dream it's over the pretenders - don't get me wrong human league - don't you want me john waite - missing you naked eyes - always so...
Posted by chris caulder on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 07:08:00 PST

nice guys

Quoted from another guy's blog:From a guys' point of view:We don't care if you talk to other guys.We don't care if you're friends with other guys.But when you're sitting next to us, and some random gu...
Posted by chris caulder on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 11:10:00 PST

G R I N D H O U S E : Planet Terror / Death Proof

I have four words to say about this fucking hilarious, intense, sick, engaging film:Now THAT's....... a movie.I said it loudly after the audience (and myself) ceased our applause. I've never been more...
Posted by chris caulder on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 06:46:00 PST

fix you

You know how fucking EPIC and perfect Coldplay's "Fix You" is? It is so fucking epic. The song literally made me bawl the first time I heard it. The line that made me instantly cry upon first listen w...
Posted by chris caulder on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 11:49:00 PST