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Existential Detective

I am here for Friends

About Me

I'm told I'm a bit of a bitch...but somehow the nicest,most charming and sweetest bitch you'll ever meet. Just don't make me angry....I'll throw you in the Sarlaac Pit! That's right...I got connections. Have you ever transcended time and space? I don't have a drinking problem, unless I can't get a drink.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Artists, for collaboration. Drop me a line.

Music:

Cocorosie,Joanna Newsom,Modest Mouse,Devendra Banhart,Android Lust,My Ruin,Ogre,Skinny Puppy,The Blood Brothers,Theatre of Tragedy,The Dresden Dolls,Tom Waits,Babes In Toyland,Murder By Death,The Postal Service,Ohgr,Air,The Moldy Peaches,The Misfits,The Smashing Pumpkins,The Velvet Underground,Rilo Kiley,Neko Case,Jolie Holland,Ugly Cassanova,Squarepusher,The Pogues,Nausea,Soilent Green, MSI,Circle Takes the Square,Tori Amos,Patsy Cline,Pigface,Massive Attack,The Sounds,Metric,The YeahYeahYeahs,Portishead,Switchblade Symphony,Marilyn Manson,The Horrorpops,Kevorkian Death Cycle,Penis Flytrap,Jack Off Jill,Siouxsie Sioux,The Cure,Christian Death,Neutral Milk Hotel,KMFDM,Crisis,The Gorillaz,The Eels,Velvet Acid Christ,The Doors,MC Chris, Sage Francis,Immortal Technique,The Beatles,The Pixies, Zombie Zombie,Rasputina,Wumpscut,Jason Webley,Wesley Willis, Apoptygma Beserk,The Residents,Le Tigre,Sonic Youth, Radiohead,Mass Movement of the Moth, Nutchild, Melt Banana, Miss Violetta Beauregard, ..this list could go on, and on...

Movies:

Anything by The Brothers Quay, David Lynch, Troma movies, Tim Burton, Wes Anderson,John Waters, John Carpenter, Wes Craven, David Cronenberg, Tobe Hooper, Tom Savini, George A. Romera, Sam Raimi, The Coen Brothers, Jim Jarmusch, Stanley Kubrick, Richard Linklater, Robert Rodriguez, M. Night Shyamalan, Quentin Tarantino, The Wachowski Brothers, Mario Bava, Dario Argento, Lucio Fulci, Hayao Miyazaki, Terry Gilliam, Monty Python, John Waters, Peter Jackson, Alex Proyas, Ridley Scott...campy 80's movies, any gore and splatter movies( the bloodier the better).I'm a huge Bela Lugosi and Vincent Price fan, just about any type of movie in the Horror genre....I won't even start a list of titles, we'd be here forever...lots of foreign, indy, and animation.

Television:

Television is evil! Destroy your TV! The media only functions to keep people in fear, so they will be keep buying things that represent happiness to them. BUT....I guess there's a few things I watch,(But I only watch them online, with no damn commercials, and if I'm lucky, it's been "illegally" downloaded)... like documentaries and some cartoons and anime...

Books:

I'm a total book-worm, and read such a wide variety it'd be really hard to even begin to know where to start. E.A.Poe was one of my early favorites, followed by H.P.Lovecraft and the like. I enjoy poetry of all sorts, fairy tales and legends. Isaac Asimov,Hunter S. Thompson, Tom Robbins, Chuck Palahniuk, Wally Lamb, William Burroughs, Ken Kesey, Kurt Vonnegut, Douglas Adams and Piers Anthony are a very few of my favorites. I also read a lot of non-fiction, mostly in the areas of parapsychology, paranormal, vampires, UFO's & aliens, religions, philosophy (lots of Sartre, Kafka, Dostoevsky and the like), and history (especially Egyptian and Roman), art, and a certain passion for serial killers and unsolved crimes. I also love and collect comics and graphic novels, on everything from anime and hentai to Kafka to pin-up girls. Oh, and cooking! I love to cook, and I've got lots of strange old cookbooks....

Heroes:

Camille Rose Garcia, The Brothers Quay, Edgar A.Poe, Hunter S. Thompson, Tom Robbins, Tim Burton, Alton Brown (Teach someone to fish....) Teri B. of My Ruin, Siouxsie Sioux, Bettie Page, Nietzche, Kafka, CrimeThinc. Collective and other seekers of truth and wisdom and freedom and adventure!

My Blog

Well, that was a long time ago...

Here we are again...I wonder why it is that most people end up noticing time the most when it's their birthday...I wonder what it would be like not to know your exact date of birth, to not have this d...
Posted by Existential Detective on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 11:40:00 PST

Existential Detectives

So, I've never really been to into the MySpace thing, as obvious my complete lack of attention, and failure to respond to half the people that write me. Nothing personal guys, I'm just an asshole that...
Posted by Existential Detective on Tue, 23 Aug 2005 07:12:00 PST

21......wow

So, I turned 21 and my friend threw me a kick-ass party. I got some awesome presents, including a huge bottle of Sky Vodka, a bunch of little bottles of other tasty liquor goodness, a birthday joint (...
Posted by Existential Detective on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

It was Valentine's Day everywhere but in my heart....

Well, this is the first time I've ever written in an on-line journal. I always thought they were quite silly...a way for people to flash a life that is most likely onlf half-truths for others to read,...
Posted by Existential Detective on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST