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This Cop Is An Idiot

float like a cannonball, sting like a shark

About Me

i have two eyes and two ears, but only one mouth.
and that scares me.
look, people. i've read books in my life. books about plenty of things, but its the stuff about quantum physics and fractals and all that that both intrigue me and trouble me. because they make perfect sense but at the same time, i have to acknowledge, they leave me wondering what reality IS.
i can stay up FOR DAYS wondering what applesauce would taste like if what we call apples were exactly the same as an apple except they tasted the same as a pear. because if apples taste like pears, what would pears taste like? and would pearsauce be tastier than applesauce? i mean, the whole balance is skewed. a banana might taste like a tomato, and...
i guess what i'm trying to say is that people are always trying to make sense out of life. but why? at its very core nature our entire existance hangs on a precarious edge, the atoms that make up every cell of our "living" bodies are as dead as a stone, the electrons orbiting them have a curious ability to transverse the entire universe in a singularity, to be present in EVERY ATOM IN THE UNIVERSE AT THE SAME TIME! the only sense our world makes is that it doesn't make any sense at all. and that's the best even stephen hawking could tell you. my answer? stop trying.
i have, well, had a webcomic. its tasteless and disgusting. its called
I Fucking Hate Family Circus!

but i don't really do anything with it anymore.
i've retired from being another t3h |n+arw3bs netdenizen or whatever.
i am also responsible for the obnoxious music emanating from your speakers right now. I also am available for collaboration on just about any project you have, provided you can get me off my lazy ass.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 1/10/2005
Band Members: I am obsessed with these things:

Tattoos People Thought Up Themselves, The Internet, Pants With Holes In Them, Smoking Pot, Getting Drunk, Tripping My Face Off, Movies, Sex, Fun, Not Paying Speeding Tickets, Riding My Bike Very Long Distances, Being Generally Hateful, Stealing Condoms From CVS, Hating On The Man, Being Not Very Cool, Smelling Funny, Music, Video Games, Funny Looking Things, Small Shiny Objects, Being Really Really Really Smart, Wasting My Life, Jerking Off, Porn, Breaking Laws, Chainsmoking, Collecting Undesirable Things, Giving People The Shifty Eye, and Kicking It.

Influences: Sex Drugs Rock and Roll
Sounds Like: Shit.
Record Label: No one wants to buy my shit, anyway.
Type of Label: None

My Blog

transcription of organ music

The flower in the glass peanut bottle formerly in the kitchen crooked to take a place in the light, the closet door opened, because I used it before, it kindly stayed open waiting for me, it...
Posted by This Cop Is An Idiot on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 01:36:00 PST

IM IN YR BLOG, STEELIN YR SERVAAZ!

stolereded from jessica.  whenever it says "me" in the question, its her.1.)Q. Can you cook?1.)A. yeah.  gimme a job 2.)Q. What was your dream growing up?2.)A. i wanted to either be a rock s...
Posted by This Cop Is An Idiot on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 01:51:00 PST

oh, hi there again.

in the midst of all this melancholia that you must be thinking is all that occupies my thoughts, there are things that do make me happy - even aside from being a snarky, hateful little know-it-all jac...
Posted by This Cop Is An Idiot on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 09:45:00 PST

the answer to my own questions.

although i'm often accused of being a bit of a know it all, and rightly so at that, most people would be surprised that i have more questions than answers.  take, for instance:  why is the r...
Posted by This Cop Is An Idiot on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 09:32:00 PST

MC Chris Show!!!

is there a bar in richmond i can't get thrown out of?  as long as i have money to buy drinks, the answer is no.  sometimes i don't even need money to pull it off. some people say i'm lazy, b...
Posted by This Cop Is An Idiot on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 10:19:00 PST

The short list: people i hate for no particular reason.

It is, as Bill puts it, "hater thursday", so a short list of people (and a few things) i hate for no particular reason: people who drive cars while i'm on my bike. people who give anonymous donat...
Posted by This Cop Is An Idiot on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 10:55:00 PST

deep thoughts?

if the road to hell is paved with good intentions, where does that leave the bad ones? to say one thing and do another:  nothing is a better signal of the goodness and humanity of the person. a w...
Posted by This Cop Is An Idiot on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 10:39:00 PST

another engine

She didn't want to get pinned down by her prior townGet me to the train on time, here take this nickel make a dimeTake this penny and make it into a necklace when I leaveWhat is at the other end, I do...
Posted by This Cop Is An Idiot on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 02:00:00 PST

in case you haven't noticed...

i'm using this thingie now.  why, you may ask (go ahead, ask!).  the answer is simple.  i need something to do at work.  apparantly, i'm NEEDED here 16 hours a week.  tro...
Posted by This Cop Is An Idiot on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 05:27:00 PST

inspiration comes in many forms.

What makes a man?Is it the power in his hands?Is it his quest for glory?Give it all you've got,to fight to the topSo we can know your storyNow you're a manA man, man manNow you're a manA manny manny m...
Posted by This Cop Is An Idiot on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 10:49:00 PST