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Plastic Palace Alice

Two up the tuppence and one up the bum

About Me

I like making a twat of myself. I like spam. I like to dance like the Baccara ladies in this video........

My Interests

Examining people, comedy, philosophy, living life without regret, re-education, self-improvement, art, being open to new experiences, rock and roll, chaos, extremes, walking upstream, growing up, black cherries, glitter, dancing on tables, adventures, cowboys, accordians, moral ambiguity, petticoats, scarlet pimpernel, theremins, villans, vaudeville, blindfolds, breeches, the smell of clean washing, secondhand thrift, walks in the country, fresh coffee, wine, spending time with people I love, vintage, exploring, curiosities, belly buttons, eyepatches, tactile sensations, synchronicity, wholemeal toast and marmalade, burlesque, narcissism, glamour girls, weetaflakes, anarchy, Oscar WildeDarfur Diaries

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I'd like to meet:

A mind of its own. (Please).......Noel Fielding. Genius. Well, he might be......someone made of milk chocolate....... table table table, table table table td{ background-color:transparent; }table table table table, table table table td{ background-image:none; background-color:transparent; }body, div, p, strong, td, .text, .blacktext10, .blacktext12, a.searchlinkSmall, a.searchlinkSmall:link, a.searchlinkSmall:visited{ color:rgb(204,204,204); font-size:10pt; font-weight:normal; font-style:italic; text-decoration:none; text-transform:none; font-family:arial,sans-serif; }.orangetext15, strong, .lightbluetext8, .whitetext12, .nametext, .btext, .redtext, .redbtext{ color:rgb(102,102,102); font-size:12pt; font-weight:bold; font-style:normal; text-decoration:none; text-transform:none; font-family:arial,sans-serif; }a, a font, a:link, a:visited, a.navbar, a.navbar:link, a.navbar:visited, a.man, a.man:link, a.man:visited, a.man font, a.redlink, a.redlink:visited{ color:rgb(153,153,153); font-weight:normal; font-style:normal; text-decoration:underline ; text-transform:none; }a:hover, a:hover font, a:active, a.navbar:hover, a.navbar:active, a.man:hover, a.man:active, a.man:hover font, a.searchlinkSmall:hover, a.searchlinkSmall:active, a.redlink:hover, a.redlink:hover{ font-weight:normal; font-style:normal; text-decoration:underline ; text-transform:none; }table, tr, td{ border-style:none; }table table table, div table table{ border-color:rgb(153,0,0); border-style:solid; border-width:1px; background-color:rgb(0,0,0); }table table table table, div table table table{ border-style:none; }A IMG{ border-style:none; } td.text td.text table td, td.text td.text table {height:0;padding:0;border:0;} td.text td.text table {background-color:transparent!important} td.text td.text table td {font-size:0} td.text td.text table table br {display:inline;} td.text td.text table b, td.text td.text table table td {font-size:8pt} td.text td.text table table td {padding:2;} td.text td.text {height:0} td.text td.text table table table, td.text td.text table br, .rid br, td.text td.text table .orangetext15, td.text td.text .redlink, td.text td.text span.btext {display:none;}

Music:

I'll go as long as I can without taking a breath and then that's it...Kinks, Clash, Sex Pistols, Punk, Metal, Marilyn Manson, Vibrators, Nick Cave, Beethoven, Blondie, Ramones, The Fall, Massive Attack, Portishead, Kate Bush, Barry Adamson, Mozart, Mattafix, Sneaker Pimps, Bob Dylan, Leonard Cohen, Johnny Cash, Woody Guthrie, Bizet, Bluegrass, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Goldfrapp, Siouxsie, Cure, Smiths, Edith Piaf, The Streets, Specials, Beat,Beatles, Gram Parsons, Scott Walker, Ennio Morricone, Puccini,Shutdown 66, Undertones, Bowie, Beefheart, Zappa....that's enough for now..

Movies:

I like Charlie Kaufman movies and anything by the Cohen Brothers, John Waters, David Lynch, plus Bladerunner, Wickerman, Get Carter, Elephant Man, Monty Python. I like watching certain people in any movie - Gregory Peck, Jimmy Stewart, Gene Kelly, Marlene Dietrich, Brando

Television:

Modern Toss, South Park, Newsnight, Brasseye, The Mighty Boosh, Reeves & Mortimer..

Books:

Love in the Time of Cholera, Great Expectations, Catcher in the Rye, Catch 22.... Let's just say, I'm thinking of buying a canal boat and if I put all the books I have on it, it will sink without a trace....

Heroes:

Noam Chomsky, Philip K Dick, My Bestest Friend Ju-Bear,My other bestest friend Jojo, Peter Cook, Byron, Philip Larkin, William Blake, Grumpy old men, Baudelaire, Debbie Harry, Grumpy young women, Siouxsie, Brett Whiteley, Sidney Nolan, People with issues who like talking about them, Did I say my Bestest Friend Ju-Bear?, Cecil Beaton, Norman Parkinson, Lenny Bruce, Angry young men, Grumpy old women..

My Blog

Unnecessary Behaviour

I've just had a shaming email from someone who saw me at the Russell Brand gig in Bristol last Sunday. He said I was funnier than the comedian. I take issue with that, but it turns out I do ...
Posted by Plastic Palace Alice on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 10:36:00 PST

The Sea Word

I have the biggest fear of the sea. Well, not the sea itself, but the things actually in it. It's an irrational fear, born when watching the film 'Jaws' aged 9. Over the years it has grown out of prop...
Posted by Plastic Palace Alice on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 12:32:00 PST

Losing your mind once a month will do

I'm really ranty today. I just can't stop getting irate about everything. I got irate at a fellow motorist this morning and called him a fucking dicksplash, which is an insult I haven't used since sch...
Posted by Plastic Palace Alice on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 11:31:00 PST

Mr Garrison

For all who have asked where my quote comes from (I think I know the answer, Mr Garrison), I have now added the South Park clip it comes from to my profile for all to see. Enjoy. I hope it makes you s...
Posted by Plastic Palace Alice on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 04:21:00 PST

Running Shoes

Just back from my walk/run thing that I like to do and suddenly got gripped by a manic feverous desire to share a moment with total strangers on the internet webby thing  before I go home to do t...
Posted by Plastic Palace Alice on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 09:24:00 PST

C'est moi

I have no discernable talent and a phenomenal lack of ambition. I have nothing to say.   Except that, of course. ...
Posted by Plastic Palace Alice on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 06:19:00 PST