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Jessica, The Original HBIC

Age:: 21 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: TAYLOR, Michigan
Country:: United States
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Body builder
Here For:: Friends

Mandy

Age:: 27 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Asheville, North Carolina
Country:: United States
Status:: In a Relationship

P.V. I just can't give you magic.

Age:: 28 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: POWELL, Tennessee
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight

Cousin Eddie

Age:: 56 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Flagstaff, Arizona
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Some extra baggage
Here For:: Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Funkeepussikat I LUVVVVVV IT!!!!

Age:: 32 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Victoria
Country:: Australia
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Not Sure
Here For:: Friends, Networking

The Eternal Traumas of M. Try again. Fail again. Fail better.

Age:: 34 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Greenwich, London and South East
Country:: United Kingdom
Ethnicity:: Other
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Gay / Lesbian
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

7lennon7 I AM A GHOST AND AS FAR AS I KNOW I HAVEN'T EVEN DIED.....

Age:: 30 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Latino / Hispanic
Status:: Married
Body:: More to love!
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Brett It's a formidable scent... It stings the nostrils. In a good way.

Age:: 34 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Mt. Laurel, New Jersey
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Shanna :) The world is yours SO Just Keep Livingremember that I'M WAY TOO BLESSED TO BE STRESSED

Age:: 22 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: PHILADELPHIA, Pennsylvania
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

Nataliiiiaaa tell the cops I can buy my own bracelets

Age:: 19 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: New Orleans, LOUISIANA
Country:: United States
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

gus forplay give me an example of a contagious bromide

Age:: 28 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Nawlins, LOUISIANA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Other
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender

'Jimmy Jam' I don't know where I am, but I know where I'm going

Age:: 100 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: LAS VEGAS, La Jolla, L.A., Nevada
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends, Networking

corey I'm not going to lie, I'm kinda a big deal

Age:: 27 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: outside of burlington, Vermont
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Gay / Lesbian
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Fishing Squirrel

Age:: 43 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: New Freeland, ALABAMA
Country:: Canada
Status:: Married
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Wii Ca Cou Der!!!!!!!!

Age:: 23 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: By the Beach, BOIII!!!!!!!!!!
Country:: Jamaica
Ethnicity:: Asian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: More to love!
Here For:: Friends

Clark Griswold I'm so hungry I could eat a sandwich from a gas station.

Age:: 55 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: CHICAGO, ILLINOIS
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends

MATT the pain is temporary but the art is forever

Age:: 19 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: BEAUMONT, CALIFORNIA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Dating, Friends

Squishy Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system.

Age:: 18 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Scottsdale, Arizona
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Latino / Hispanic
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

LINDSAY BECAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR .... CAUSE YOU MIGHT JUST GET IT ALL

Age:: 30 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Toledo, Ohio
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends

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Age:: 21 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Geelong, Victoria
Country:: Australia
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Squishy

Age:: 19 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Scottsdale, Arizona
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Latino / Hispanic
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends

Cornbread Mafia I'm proud to be a redneck piece of white trash!!!

Age:: 36 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: CHARLOTTE, North Carolina
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Divorced
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Jason

Age:: 30 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: MEDINA, Ohio
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Gay / Lesbian
Body:: Average
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Lacey Marie IT'S BACK!

Age:: 27 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends

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Age:: 102 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Malibu, CALIFORNIA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Other
Status:: Swinger
Orientation:: Bisexual
Body:: More to love!
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

LeForce I'm you're ice cream man...stop me when I pass you by.

Age:: 31 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: RICHARDSON, Texas
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic

Jen

Age:: 34 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: GROVE CITY, Ohio
Country:: United States
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight

Dan

Age:: 31 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: NEW YORK, NEW YORK
Country:: United States
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Networking

Brian Shake and Bake!

Age:: 27 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Berkley, MICHIGAN
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight

Scott This is my curse

Age:: 99 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Whitley City, Kentucky
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Jeremy Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

Age:: 29 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: TAMPA, Florida
Country:: United States
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Dating, Friends, Networking

Leeloo-Blue

Age:: 99 years old
Gender:: Female
Country:: Antarctica
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: More to love!
Here For:: Friends

J-9 Don't act like you're not impressed!

Age:: 28 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Bloomington/Lafayette, Indiana
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight

Leanne in the sky with diamonds! a girl with kaleidoscope eyes

Age:: 24 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Casselberry, Florida
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

Big Anthony Cool X Marks the Spot!

Age:: 23 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Dix Hills, New York
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Latino / Hispanic
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Ricky DÃ´minguez

Age:: 18 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Hollywood, California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Latino / Hispanic
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

LeAnn Rimms

Age:: 30 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Johnson City, Tennessee
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Gay / Lesbian
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Egger WBE - What Benefits Egger?

Age:: 38 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: DENTON, TEXAS
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic

Adrienne ..if at first you dont succeed.......FUCK IT !!!!

Age:: 36 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: AIRDRIE, Scotland
Country:: United Kingdom
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Bryan

Age:: 34 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: CULPEPER, Virginia
Country:: United States
Status:: Single

Brad

Age:: 29 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Smableton, Georgia
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Married

E Never Bite The Hand That Feeds!!!

Age:: 26 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: CHERRY, Illinois
Country:: United States
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight

the AMERICAN NIGHTMARE she said she's gonna quit me if i didn't quit the booze, so i just started drinkin' more to see if s

Age:: 30 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: between the train station and the dumping grounds, New York
Country:: United States
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight

Susan Feliz Navidad!!

Age:: 32 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: San Angelo, TEXAS
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Latino / Hispanic
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends, Networking

♥ Patti & Joe ♥

Age:: 43 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: SOUTHGATE, MICHIGAN
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Kristian

Age:: 28 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: WILLISTON PARK, New York
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Furdy-licious The Great One

Age:: 20 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Sacramento, California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends

R. Babers

Age:: 32 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Santa Clarita, California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends, Networking

This is the time Raul owns this bitch! Inland_Empire

Age:: 24 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Boca Raton, FLORIDA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Latino / Hispanic
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends

Geoff I've got really small nipples!

Age:: 28 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Toronto/NYC,
Country:: Canada
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Body builder
Here For:: Friends, Networking