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Sarah

Age:: 24 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

Dan Carpe diem.

Age:: 30 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: CHICAGO, ILLINOIS
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Tim @ UMD

Age:: 30 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Greenbelt, MARYLAND
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Geraldine Winifred Visco Sexy and Sassy!

Age:: 103 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: NEW YORK, NEW YORK
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Swinger
Orientation:: Bisexual
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Jenyfer

Age:: 100 years old
Gender:: Female
Country:: Egypt
Status:: Married
Here For:: Friends, Networking

BROOKEBACK MOUNTAINS! mmmm...carby

Age:: 28 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: charlie's bad place, Ohio
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: More to love!
Here For:: Friends

paul This for that cat at my shows that's always got prophetic opinions but can't remember where his drin

Age:: 23 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Connecticut
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single

Bryant I do the things i do for the Mortgage

Age:: 18 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: The Mutha F**KING WOODLANDS, TEXAS
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Pacific Islander
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight

Shanna Swendson Author of Fairy Tales for Modern Times

Age:: 38 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: IRVING, Texas
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight

Dumbass KILL TOM WAITS

Age:: 32 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: PORTLAND, Oregon
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Gay / Lesbian
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Nikki

Age:: 26 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Tempe, Arizona
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Other
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends, Networking

meggo. Hey, sexy... Wanna be my new best friend?

Age:: 25 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: KANSAS CITY, MISSOURI
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight

Creative non-Fiction

Age:: 101 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: California
Country:: United States
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight

Lynn Ruth If I hadnâ€™t started writing, I would have become a garbage collector.

Age:: 73 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Pacifica, CALIFORNIA
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Here For:: Networking

RicheLieau Live, Love, and Laugh..

Age:: 19 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: RizaL, IV
Country:: Philippines
Ethnicity:: Asian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Pulpmania The Journal Of Cult Paperbacks

Age:: 30 years old
Gender:: Male
Country:: United Kingdom
Status:: Single
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Kuryano-Witch

Age:: 32 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Mainz, Glasgow, Saint Petersburg, ?????-????????? ? ???????
Country:: Russian Federation
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Friends, Networking

HRDavidHR waiting on You.

Age:: 22 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Fresno, California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average

Mads Nissen

Age:: 28 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: www.madsnissen.com
Country:: Denmark
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Networking

Carina The biggest mistake people make in life is not trying to make a living at doing what they most enjoy

Age:: 29 years old
Gender:: Female
Country:: United Kingdom
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends

shelly weil

Age:: 18 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: San Francisco, California
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight

Cruella de Ville THERE'S A PUNK IN THE SUPERMARKET

Age:: 33 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Barcelona,
Country:: Spain
Status:: Married
Here For:: Friends

Jonathan

Age:: 32 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: El Paso, Texas
Country:: United States
Status:: Divorced
Here For:: Networking

Wishing you LOVE, PEACE, AND SOUL!!

Age:: 33 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Chicago, Illinois
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Black / African descent
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Gay / Lesbian
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Age:: 30 years old
Status:: Single
Here For:: Friends, Networking

JaCK Of SpaDes WELCOME TO ELROY PAGE,Walk in peace and harmony

Age:: 29 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: PHOENIX, Arizona
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Native American
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

ski bum 07

Age:: 19 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: DOLORES, Colorado
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight

Al [email protected] (home email)

Age:: 56 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: JERSEY CITY, NEW JERSEY
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends, Networking

CARDO SMOKIN ON PERP JUST 2 EASE MY MIND OH U LIKE DAT

Age:: 22 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: JACKSONVILLE, FLORIDA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Black / African descent
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Denise.

Age:: 17 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: where all the flips stay at =), California
Country:: United States
Status:: In a Relationship
Here For:: Friends

Chris Scott [4] It's an Nintendo sixty-fourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Age:: 19 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: I don't even know where,
Country:: Togo
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: More to love!

WHAT WE HAVE life. love. regret.

Age:: 102 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Santa Barbara, California
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Not Sure
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

George

Age:: 56 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: BROOKLYN, New York
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Black / African descent
Status:: Married
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Sherry Mae

Age:: 24 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: San Diego, California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Asian
Status:: In a Relationship
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Diane Grace What's this...huh!?

Age:: 22 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Manila, Manila
Country:: Philippines
Ethnicity:: Asian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

vicky

Age:: 30 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: manila,
Country:: Philippines
Status:: Married
Here For:: Friends

lawrence tortoise court is adjourned.

Age:: 26 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: brooklyn, NEW YORK
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Ray

Age:: 24 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: DALY CITY, California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Pacific Islander
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: More to love!
Here For:: Friends

ross manus

Age:: 38 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Bisexual
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Dating, Friends, Networking

Lilly you're not in the convent anymore

Age:: 25 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Washington, Washington DC
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Here For:: Friends, Networking

aislynn

Age:: 26 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: KANEOHE, HAWAII
Country:: United States
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

Cassie is back home.

Age:: 21 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: The Woodlands, Texas
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Meagan All love without friendship for its base is like a mansion built upon the sand

Age:: 31 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Pampa/Borger area, Texas
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Cade UHHHHHH

Age:: 95 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Arlington, TEXAS
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends

Christi! Hit them streets a'runnin' and try to beat the masses...Go and get yourself some cheap sunglasses.

Age:: 20 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Middletown, CONNECTICUT
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight

If love is a sickness, f**k the cure things work differently in my mind

Age:: 19 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Leeds, West yorkshire
Country:: United Kingdom
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Bisexual
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Friends

Alice. Andiamo attraverso lo specchio magico

Age:: 22 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: London ,
Country:: United Kingdom
Status:: Divorced
Orientation:: Straight

Awesome Couple

Age:: 19 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: PICO RIVERA, CALIFORNIA
Country:: United States
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight

luvsreggaeton

Age:: 29 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: TAMPA, Florida
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Latino / Hispanic
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: More to love!
Here For:: Friends, Networking

GETIN MY GS LYK MICKEY MOUSE ♥DA TEAZER 4 u♥

Age:: 20 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: FORT LAUDERDALE, FLORIDA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Black / African descent
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Gay / Lesbian
Body:: Some extra baggage
Here For:: Dating, Friends, Networking