MUSIC & DANCING, BASKETBALL (THE GOLDEN STATE WARRIORS ARE GOING TO THE PLAYOFFS!!! I SWEAR... I AM ONE OF THE BIGGEST DIE HARD WARRIORS FAN THERE IS TO BE), NBA PLAYOFF BASKETBALL! (THE WARRIORS ARE WINNING IT ALL THIS YEAR) YAHOO FANTASY BASKETBALL (I CAN LOOK AT MY TEAM FOR HOURS), YAHOO CHESS, AND... WAIT!!! WORKING OUT!? (ACTUALLY SELF-GRATIFYING), HOLD UP.... DID I MENTION {INSERT ACTIVITY HERE}!?!?!?
Anyone who can complete these 10 common day after-school activities... These acts do not have done in any particular order. The 10 actions are: 1) Must have the ability to do the SPINNING RUNNING MAN without Spraining your ankles. 2) Must be able to do a HANDSTAND while doing the SPLITS. 3) Be open minded to having either PEANUT BUTTER RUBBED INBETWEEN YOUR TOES or SOY SAUCE POURED INTO YOUR BELLY BUTTON. 4) Must go through the entire THUG WORKOUT, as instructed by Porno Panda and Kodiak Humperdink. 5) Must join the BOB SAGET'S FIGHT AGAINST HUNGER CAMPAIGN, the LEBRON JAMES/WAYNE BRADY FIGHT AGAINST BLINDNESS FOUNDATION, and the BEN/FRED/MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE FIGHT AGAINST ARTHRITIS MOVEMENT. 6) Must DANCE CRAZY in the CORNER OF A CLUB (in L.A., LAS VEGAS, OR MIAMI) while DRESSED IN LEATHER PANTS, A FUR COAT, AND A COWBOY HAT while holding multiple BOTTLES OF WATER. 7) Must FIND and DRINK a cup of FRESHLY SQUEEZED CAMBODIAN BREAST MILK with your EYES CLOSED. 8) Must EAT CHINESE/MEXICAN FOOD (such as a BEEF & BROCCOLI BURRITO) with a can of NESTLE MILO or OVALTINE SHOTS on a WARM SUNDAY MORNING WHILE the SUN IS SETTING. 9) Must DANCE in the middle of the FREEWAY while holding a BLACKLIGHT. 10) Must be able to SPELL the word "SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS" while listening to songs from either the CHINESE/MEXICAN/FILIPINO TEENAGE BOY BAND FINGERBANG or CHINESE/MEXICAN BOY BAND THE ARABIC LETTERMAN.
UNDERGROUND HIP HOP/SEMI-COMMERCIALIZED HIP HOP, HOUSE (PROGRESSIVE AND OLD SCHOOL), TRANCE, R&B, ALTERNATIVE, 90'S & 80'S CLASSICS
FERRIS BUELER CANT LOSE (CLASSIC), ALL KID & PLAY MOVIES (CLASSIC²), OCEANS ELEVEN (CLASSIC³), COMING TO AMERICA (ULTIMATE CLASSIC), THE BUTTERFLY EFFECT, VANILLA SKY, GREASE, BOOMERANG, BEVERLY HILLS COP 1-3, A GOOFY MOVIE, KNIGHT RIDER 2000, HALF BAKED, ENEMY OF THE STATE, TOO MANY TO MENTION!
THE SIMPSONS!!, GOLDEN STATE WARRIOR BASKETBALL, NBA PLAYOFF BASKETBALL, INSIDE THE NBA, SPORTSCENTER, FAMILY GUY, CHAPPELLE SHOW, MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE, THE BERNIE MAC SHOW, PUNK'D, BOILING POINTS, EXTREME INVENTIONS, THE NEW DETECTIVES: FORENSIC FILES, CLASSICS LIKE WWF/WCW/ECW WRESTLING, KNIGHT RIDER, FRESH PRINCE OF BEL AIR, MARIO BROS, AIRWOLF, OLD SCHOOL MIGHTY MORPHIN POWER RANGERS, OUT OF THIS WORLD, PUNKY BREWSTER, BUSTER & ME, DOUG, RUGRATS, FRAGGLE ROCK, TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES, MTV'S ROCK & JOCK BASKETBALL, SAVED BY THE BELL, THE PRICE IS RIGHT, NEW YORK UNDERCOVER, HANGIN WITH MR. COOPER, FAMILY MATTERS, PERFECT STRANGERS, FULL HOUSE, UNSOLVED MYSTERIES, LOONEY TOONS, THE THREE STOOGES, RONIN WARRIORS, ROBOTECH, SAILOR MOON, DRAGON BALL Z, BEVIS & BUTT-HEAD, DUCKTAILS, GUMMY BEARS, WINNIE THE POOH, GOOF TROOP, A DIFFERENT WORLD, DARIA, GARFIELD & FRIENDS, MARTIN, IN LIVING COLOR, HERMAN'S HEAD, CAPTAIN NINTENDO, X-MEN, ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK, REN & STIMPY, MOST DISCOVERY CHANNEL PROGRAMS, A&E PROGRAMS, THE LEARNING CHANNEL PROGRAMS, HISTORY CHANNEL SHOWS, KMEL/MTV'S WAKE UP SHOW, ANYTHING THAT DEALS WITH FORENSIC SCIENCE, DUMBASS COMMERCIALS THAT DONT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE PRODUCTS (LIKE THE NEW GEICO COMMERCIALS) ETC.
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My parents first and foremost! Outside them the lines are blurred between HOMER SIMPSON and RON JEREMY