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Age:: 36 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Harrisburg, Pennsylvania
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Peter Peter's Place

Age:: 49 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: KENAI, ALASKA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Dating, Friends, Networking

Jimmy Millar

Age:: 24 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: London
Country:: United Kingdom
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Body builder
Here For:: Friends

HIGH BEAMZ

Age:: 30 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: PHILADELPHIA, Pennsylvania
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Black / African descent
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Age:: 16 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: in my own little world, Louisiana
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Dating, Friends

Michelle MY FAMILY IS WHAT KEEPS ME SANE AND GIVES ME HOPE

Age:: 30 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: West Covina, CALIFORNIA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Asian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends

just call me charlotte

Age:: 24 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Mililani, HAWAII
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Asian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends

micah

Age:: 24 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: fort ganja, gaynzville, FLORIDA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Other
Status:: Divorced
Body:: More to love!
Here For:: Networking

Mr. Adams Cucumbers taste better pickled. . .

Age:: 22 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Norfolk, Virginia
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Black / African descent
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Messenger God will wipe every tear from their eyes;there shall be no more death,nor sorrow,nor crying. Revelat

Age:: 32 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Peace , California
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Creepy McFeelyâ„¢ Only after you lost everything, are you free to do anything.

Age:: 66 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: City of the voting dead, ILLINOIS
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: More to love!
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Pat-Rice {R.I.P Lindsey James :-(}

Age:: 23 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: St.Louis, MISSOURI
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Black / African descent
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Pat PA System

Age:: 21 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: CASEYVILLE, ILLINOIS
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends

d'OriGiNaL sOcA vS. rEgGaE jUnE 1 @ cAriB jUs sWaLLoW tHe PiLL & sAy fKk iT

Age:: 19 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: PePpAviLLe,
Country:: Trinidad and Tobago
Ethnicity:: Black / African descent
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: More to love!
Here For:: Friends

LoRi dancing is medicine for the mind & soul

Age:: 31 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: walnut creek, California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Pacific Islander
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Bonquita Great joys make us love the world. Great Sadnesses make us understand the world -Kent Nerburn

Age:: 26 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: San Francisco, California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Asian
Status:: Single
Body:: Some extra baggage
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

New Season. So I'm Gettin' That New Money! I got my DEGREE! Now I'm stacking my PAPER!! I'm an educated black man so I guess that makes me DANG

Age:: 22 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: P.G. County/Baltimore, MARYLAND
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Black / African descent
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Chucko!

Age:: 29 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: OTTUMWA, Iowa
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Other
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: More to love!
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Nadja Das GlÃ¼ck liegt in uns und nicht in den Dingen.

Age:: 41 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: BERLIN
Country:: Germany
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends

Wendy If my head were roast beef, which I know it's not, but if it was, how much do you think it would wei

Age:: 34 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: NSB, Florida
Country:: United States
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Friends, Networking

craig

Age:: 28 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: CORNWALL, New York
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Sweeney Rules GONNA ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE... or whatever .... .. ..

Age:: 89 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Hollywood Bowlish, California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Dating, Friends, Networking

Kate "The Protractor" Villanova I'm a surprise. I'm the hand up Mona Lisa's skirt. They don't see me commin'.

Age:: 20 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Albany, New York
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight

Age:: 31 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: VA Beyotch!, Virginia
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends, Networking

If this is Kayla, I love you. I think they make beer comercials like this.

Age:: 23 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Huntsville, ALABAMA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends, Networking

aryka the world is a stage but the play is badly cast.

Age:: 28 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Boston, Massachusetts
Country:: United States
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Friends, Networking

S.Prosper

Age:: 29 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Boston, Massachusetts
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Black / African descent
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Body builder
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Mrs. Kumer ;o)

Age:: 24 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: MIAMI, Florida
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Asian
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

amanda trust the direction of the driver

Age:: 17 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Tillson, NEW YORK
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends

Shannon You Must Not Know Bout Me!

Age:: 24 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: ALEXANDRIA, VIRGINIA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

marc

Age:: 27 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Passaic Park, New Jersey
Country:: United States
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends

CalWestGirl â™¥â™¥â™¥

Age:: 100 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: City Of Angels, California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Age:: 22 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: ATLANTA/MACON, Georgia
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Black / African descent
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Dave

Age:: 36 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: NASHUA, NEW HAMPSHIRE
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

Leonard Robinson Junebug Spade??!!

Age:: 96 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Los Angeles,
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Black / African descent
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic

Noelle I'm a keeper... no seriously, I am.

Age:: 21 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Roy, Utah
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends

~Keepin Down The Underground~ ~This will be our year, Took a long time to come~

Age:: 19 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Brooklyn Park, MINNESOTA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

Ignorance IZ Bliss OFFENDING THE WORLD ONE IDIOT AT A TIME!!

Age:: 71 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: NEW BRITAIN, CONNECTICUT
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Body:: More to love!
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

lola lovely

Age:: 27 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: not tellin, TEXAS
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Body:: Athletic

Marcel Pages since 1980 FLICK THE COIN

Age:: 27 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: GAINESVILLE , Florida
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Latino / Hispanic
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

H8fOuLfUcK I vomit on your existance ... I Hate You

Age:: 33 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Santa Cruz, CA and Beyond ..., FLORIDA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: More to love!
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Mark Pham

Age:: 35 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: MILPITAS, CALIFORNIA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Asian
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends, Networking

iFarted AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!! WHY CANT LIFE BE SIMPLE!!!

Age:: 24 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: LoDiE, California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: More to love!
Here For:: Friends

Yvonne Maude

Age:: 29 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: PERKASIE, Pennsylvania
Country:: United States
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends, Networking

karboncino

Age:: 29 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Ancona, Ancona
Country:: Italy
Here For:: Friends, Networking

M.T. T2 is in town....holy hell its so on!

Age:: 28 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Just another bubble, California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Latino / Hispanic
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Casey

Age:: 41 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Cleveland, OHIO
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Taylor

Age:: 21 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: new york, New York
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Swinger
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average

M. Parker & D. Garrison BEST Couple EVER Bitch

Age:: 18 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: GASTONIA, North Carolina
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Friends

Piper There's no such thing as a good man......

Age:: 25 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Surprise, Arizona
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Other
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking