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Corey & Jessica

Age:: 31 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: MICHIGAN
Country:: United States
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends

Jason Yes my profile colors are messed up, but at least u can read it now...

Age:: 25 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Winnetka / Simi Valley, California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

Age:: 30 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Oak Park, California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Bonnarella The fine line between stupid and clever.

Age:: 37 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: CHICAGO, Illinois
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Black / African descent
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Networking

Darroch Myspace is overrated. Facebook is where its at

Age:: 24 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Toronto,
Country:: Canada
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic

It's Talfizzle up in the Hizzle Git-r-done!

Age:: 24 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Atlanta, Georgia
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Latino / Hispanic
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Bisexual
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends, Networking

T.O. Beer - the reason I wake up every afternoon!

Age:: 24 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Atlanta, Georgia
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Friends

Heather

Age:: 24 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: FREMONT, CALIFORNIA
Country:: United States
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends

Dj Diamond The Future is Diamond ,...

Age:: 35 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Toronto, Montreal, Victoria, LA, Vegas,Mexico, Ontario
Country:: Canada
Ethnicity:: Black / African descent
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Jesus Laraaaa Tugboat Shakur

Age:: 83 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: running around in a field somewhere in petaluma, California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Swinger
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends

Jon Also, let's not forget - let's NOT forget, Dude - that keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for u

Age:: 33 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: CLINTON, WASHINGTON
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends

~Stefanie~

Age:: 23 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: LAS VEGAS, Nevada
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends

Dirk BORN TO STAND OUT.....

Age:: 37 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Soho, NEW YORK
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends, Networking

SAM FarHAN sAM LOOKING FOR A GREAT GIRL

Age:: 19 years old
Gender:: Male
Country:: Canada
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight

A N D Y â„¢

Age:: 28 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Aurora, Ontario
Country:: Canada
Status:: Swinger
Orientation:: Straight

Angy Warhol

Age:: 26 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Murfreesboro, Tennessee
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Here For:: Friends

Admiral Zissou "Send him a red cap and a speedo"

Age:: 24 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Dover, New Hampshire
Country:: United States
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends

Kim

Age:: 27 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Charleston, SOUTH CAROLINA
Country:: United States
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Courtney Have you violated an air hockey paddle lately?

Age:: 26 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Chicago, Illinois
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight

D-2 If 30's the new 20 Patrone's the new Henny

Age:: 17 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Quebec
Country:: Canada
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends

Trish Hey, it's what I do...

Age:: 38 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: RICHMOND, VIRGINIA
Country:: United States
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends, Networking

die for nothing or live for something my football teams suck

Age:: 24 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: TRENTON, Michigan
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

SNL DIGITAL SHORTS

Age:: 100 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: New York
Country:: United States
Status:: Single

Ardell :-) Prepare for the worst and the best will happen.

Age:: 20 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: MASSAPEQUA, Alabama
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average

Let's Go Giants

Age:: 26 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: JERSEY CITY, New Jersey
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends

Jamerican Queen Never judge a book by it's cover

Age:: 101 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: L.A., CALIFORNIA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Black / African descent
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Age:: 26 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: LANCASTER, PENNSYLVANIA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

conan

Age:: 46 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Brookeline, MASSACHUSETTS
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Slim / Slender
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Blessed From the east I summon a bird of prey; from a far-off land, a man to fulfill my purpose. What I have

Age:: 24 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: the 'Ville, y'all!!, Tennessee
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Native American
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Lyndon

Age:: 25 years old
Gender:: Male
Country:: United Kingdom
Status:: Swinger
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Some extra baggage
Here For:: Friends

B to the O to the double P E R !

Age:: 97 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: CHARLESTON, WEST VIRGINIA
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight

{{{dank}}} I am a cypher, wrapped in an enigma...smothered in secret sauce.

Age:: 25 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: New York, New York
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Jenilee ninja please...

Age:: 26 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Oxnard, CALIFORNIA
Country:: United States
Status:: Married
Here For:: Friends

áƒ¦ Stephanie áƒ¦ I remember you and me used to spend the whole goddamned day in bed.

Age:: 21 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: MELBOURNE, Florida
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Married
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

Blades NO HEADLINE NEEDED

Age:: 27 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: NEW YORK, NEW YORK
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Other
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Urge i make it do what it do, baby

Age:: 24 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: STERLING, Virginia
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Asian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight

Joey

Age:: 34 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Top of the Hill, Ohio
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Not Sure
Body:: More to love!

Michael

Age:: 25 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Studio City, CALIFORNIA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Gay / Lesbian
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Liana

Age:: 29 years old
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight

CHA-CHE Oh Sweet Irony...

Age:: 25 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Awesomeville, Washington
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight

Just B

Age:: 31 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: Nashville, TENNESSEE
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Jack-Attacks

Age:: 26 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight

caroline ex-cla-mation point

Age:: 75 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Los Angeles, California
Country:: United States
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight

Bergalicious! Sssshhhhhh!!!!

Age:: 16 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Playa Del Rey, California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends

The Awesome Don't worry scrote. There are plenty of 'tards out there living really kick ass lives. My first wife

Age:: 25 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: I'm Over There Now, North Carolina
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends

Chelle Miles

Age:: 38 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: Soon to be L.A., Washington DC
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Black / African descent
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Average
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Anna

Age:: 21 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: BIRMINGHAM, ALABAMA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: In a Relationship
Orientation:: Straight
Here For:: Friends

Brian

Age:: 25 years old
Gender:: Male
Location:: FORT BRAGG, North Carolina
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Single
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Dating, Friends

~Stefani~ Take me DRUNK... I'm HOME!

Age:: 24 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: SANTA CLARITA, California
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: White / Caucasian
Status:: Divorced
Orientation:: Straight
Body:: Athletic
Here For:: Friends, Networking

Delia SO FAR SO GOOD!!!!!!!!!

Age:: 36 years old
Gender:: Female
Location:: SAN JOSE, CALIFORNIA
Country:: United States
Ethnicity:: Latino / Hispanic
Status:: Married
Here For:: Friends