absurd bird profiles

vempyr

Arlequin lunaire La musique est un art nocturne ( Redon )

Age:
28 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Repentigny/Montréal-Nord, Québec
Country:
Canada
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Friends, Networking

BENITO PAIN IS FEAR LEAVING THE BODY

Age:
24 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
BELLINGHAM, Washington
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic

thedeadheart I thought i knew you, all you need is fashion

Age:
29 years old
Gender:
Male
Country:
United Kingdom
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
kmie

-K'mie-

Age:
26 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Kota Kinabalu, Sabah
Country:
Malaysia
Ethnicity:
Asian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends

seabasstin rahharhrrharhahr --yeah thats it just like that

Age:
34 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
New York, New York
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Black / African descent
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends, Networking
bethnewton

Beth Newton

Age:
28 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Chapel Hill, North Carolina
Country:
United States
Status:
Married
meowsser

megan

Age:
32 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
urbana, Illinois
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends
marleta

cindy

Age:
22 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
bali,
Country:
Indonesia
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends
missfresh

Megan

Age:
28 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
LOS ANGELES, California
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
Body:
More to love!

Sean A Clever Headline Is Unavailable.

Age:
29 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Gay / Lesbian
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Friends, Networking
microchipsforeveryone

bate

Age:
20 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
fort collins, Colorado
Country:
United States
Status:
Single

Age:
41 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Nashua, New Hampshire
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Other
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender

Gibb

Age:
21 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Melbourne, Victoria
Country:
Australia
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends, Networking

Project Absurd Celebrating The Daft!

Age:
34 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Upstate, New York
Country:
United States
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends, Networking
deafhenrymeathammer

Is humanity really worth saving? insert witty headline here, or perhaps you prefer some worn out aphorism, maybe an anagoly about how

Age:
99 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
California
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Other
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Gay / Lesbian

Claudia a good typist

Age:
39 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
San Antonio, Texas
Country:
United States
Status:
Married
alifeforchris

Chris *Kein Remake, und Du?

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Vienna,
Country:
Austria
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Friends

Nikolai He who laughs last thinks slowest.

Age:
32 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
El Cerrito, California
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends, Networking
HASTINGS1066

John

Age:
27 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Brooklyn, New York
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
djonenytestand

DJ One Nyt Stand

Age:
27 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
if i told u...i'd hafta kill u, Manila
Country:
Philippines
Ethnicity:
Asian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
raviolus

Amy, right?

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
LOS ANGELES, California
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Here For:
Friends, Networking
zombeelicious

Jason

Age:
30 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Massachusetts
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends
oreo1

Coach Ron Burgundy: The only way to bag a classy lady is to give her two tickets to the gun show... [kisse

Age:
21 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Other
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Friends
blumj

Jordan "The Power Glove, it's so bad."

Age:
26 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight

Noir Noir

Age:
27 years old
Gender:
Female
Country:
Italy
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight

Lori

Age:
42 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
ROCHESTER, NEW YORK
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends, Networking
finalshizbot

FinalshizBot Doin' the best I can with what little bit I got.

Age:
33 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
KINGSTON, New York
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends

Dakinis Berserk Zombie

Age:
21 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Rive-Sud, Quebec
Country:
Canada
Status:
Single
disarmrocks

Brock "Bones" McLaughlin We break bones - sometimes other people's.

Age:
22 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Cambridge, Massachusetts
Country:
United States
Status:
In a Relationship

jsaiowdn and, uhh and.

Age:
20 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Denver, Colorado
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
scumbagbkhc

IVAN SCUMBAG ..ALL HAIL SATAN'S SPAWN THE CACO DAEMON!!!

Age:
30 years old
Gender:
Male
Country:
Indonesia
Status:
Single
sylvaincass

Sylvain as simple as it gets

Age:
31 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Montréal, Quebec
Country:
Canada
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Athletic
Here For:
Friends

(NO.) SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! Some of us are trying to LEARN!!!!!!!

Age:
22 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
a whales vagina, California
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Latino / Hispanic
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking
tijsn

Jigsaw Jimmy

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Gent, Eastern Flanders
Country:
Belgium
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Some extra baggage
Here For:
Friends, Networking
art_whore

ARTWHORE™ Was there ever a love other than one in darkness, a love that would cry out in broad daylight?

Age:
100 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Pleasantville , California
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
aprildrome

april

Age:
96 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
philadelphia, Tennessee
Country:
United States
Orientation:
Not Sure
Body:
Body builder

Old Man Lady Luck Just Big Momma n' Me

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
SAN FRANCISCO, California
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends, Networking
likeaviking

Enjoy it while you can If you want a happy ending, that depends, of course, on where you stop your story - Orson Welles

Age:
33 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
ocean city, Maryland
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Swinger
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
More to love!
Here For:
Friends, Networking

Vlaston Thank Gods for Suffering !

Age:
20 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Cork
Country:
Ireland
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Body:
Slim / Slender
Here For:
Friends
m4dworld

team hasselhoff

Age:
33 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
neverland, ampera, kemang
Country:
Indonesia
Ethnicity:
Asian
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends, Networking

Illustrious Pacabel, esq.

Age:
33 years old
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
pandaananda

Pandaananda

Age:
43 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Bristol, Southwest
Country:
United Kingdom
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Some extra baggage
Here For:
Friends

Lydia is Rad Tell a lie about me I'll tell the truth about you Girl 24 years old Auburndale, MA United States

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
the couch, Massachusetts
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Single
Body:
Average
Here For:
Dating, Friends, Networking

Age:
26 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
jakarta
Country:
Indonesia
Ethnicity:
Middle Eastern
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
More to love!
Here For:
Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

Age:
31 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Calabasas, CALIFORNIA
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking

HAITIAN PRINCESS

Age:
27 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
NANUET, NEW YORK
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
Black / African descent
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Friends, Networking
rawkandopera

Elissa Sometimes no length of string is long enough to say the thing that needs to be said.

Age:
26 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Brookline, Massachusetts
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Here For:
Friends
Antilovesong

THE SPINNERETTE CHRONICLES©

Age:
23 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Lostnangelless, California
Country:
United States
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Status:
Swinger
Here For:
Friends, Networking

Jameson Can't stop the spirits when they need you, this life is more than just a read through.

Age:
25 years old
Gender:
Male
Location:
Austin, Texas
Country:
United States
Status:
Single
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Average
Here For:
Dating, Friends
landmage

Ki

Age:
26 years old
Gender:
Female
Location:
Raytown, MISSOURI
Country:
United States
Status:
Married
Orientation:
Straight
Body:
Some extra baggage
Here For:
Friends, Networking