Sean

Love talking to myself, especially when other people aren't around. I think it's funny to watch random people fall or get hurt, though I would never wish it on anyone. I'm really picky about people, and have a Monk-like obsessive disorder about people who chew with their mouth open or have similarily disgusting manners. And I'm usually a great judge of character, so if I don't like you, maybe it's time to look in the mirror and get one of those new face transplants if you don't like what you see. Petrified of birds, especially Seagulls and Pigeons. I'm not kidding, I often cry if one flies towards me. And chances are I will hit you if you make some absurd joke about it. Though I'm about the only person in the universe who doesn't hate Rebecca Pidgeon, Mamet's wife. I find the way she talks rather soothing.I enjoy peanut butter and jelly, attractive and confident men, and pretending I'm the Captain of the Enterprise. Preferably all at the same time. It's a role-playing, edible, sexual roller coaster baby. Climb on board, you're gonna love it.Oh and there's this one guy on this website who I don't think is attracted to me. So, seriously, watch out for him, he's a fucking lunatic.