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About Me

www.goodnightburbank.com www.myspace.com/rigortortoisecomedy

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My Interests

Music:

Pink Floyd, The Who, DMB, Zeppelin, Weezer, Foo Fighters, Green Day, Phish, Jimi Hendrix, Bob Dylan, Sublime, Smashing Pumpkins, Incubus, Dire Straits, Deathcab for Cutie, the Postal Service, Primus, Chili Peppers, Flaming Lips, Ben Folds, Our Lady Peace, Air, Tom Petty, The Beatles, Grateful Dead, Paul Simon, Cake, Soul Coughing/ Mike Doughty, Cream/ Clapton, Joni Mitchell, CCR, STP, Wolf Parade, Beck, Broken Social Scene, Neil Young, Pavement, Nellie McKay, and all "badass walking scene" theme songs...

Movies:

The Big Lebowski, Fear and Loathing in LV, Requiem for a Dream, A Clockwork Orange, Full Metal Jacket, Dr. Strangelove, Almost Famous (I want to be Penny Lane), Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, True Romance, Office Space, The Cable Guy, Dumb and Dumber, Wet Hot American Summer, Three Kings, The Wall, Freeway, Fight Club, Vanilla Sky, The Jacket, Checkmate, Election, Blow, Garden State, O Brother, Alice in Wonderland, The Butterfly Effect, PCU, The Money Pit, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, Royal Tenenbaums, Rushmore, Hudsucker Proxy, Go, A Bronx Tale, Taxi Driver, Goodfellas, Donnie Darko, Donnie Brasco, The Long Kiss Goodnight, Monkeybone, Zoolander, Waiting for Guffman, Adaptation, Clue, Mulholland Dr, Lost Highway, The Science of Sleep, American Psycho, Igby Goes Down, Chunnel...

Television:

Seinfeld, Family Guy, Law & Order: SVU, Arrested Development, X-Files, Scrubs, Sopranos, Fawlty Towers, Stella, Dr. Katz, Mystery Science Theatre 3000, Roseanne, Curb Your Enthusiasm, 24, Entourage, Twin Peaks, Just Shoot Me, Will & Grace, Sex & the City, Friends, Mr. Show, Strangers w/Candy, Action, Get Smart, The Episode of Who's The Boss Where Tony Walks in on Angela Naked in the Shower, You Can't Do That On Television, Hey Dude, Salute Your Shorts...

Books:

Me Talk Pretty One Day, Naked, (and pretty much all writing by David Sedaris), The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, Naked Lunch, Dancing On My Grave, The Butter Battle Book, Bartholomew and the Oobleck, myspace profiles

Heroes:

Catherine O'Hara, Christopher Guest, Stanley Kubrick, Tarantino, Sarah Silverman, Parker Posey, Jerry Seinfeld and Larry David, Woody Allen, Bob Odenkirk and David Cross, Charlie Kauffman, Jim Jarmusch, David Lynch, Wes Anderson, Michel Gondry, Darren Arronofsky, Richard Linklater, Paul Thomas Anderson, The Coen Brothers, Amelia Bedelia, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, David Sedaris, Amy Sedaris, Gelsey Kirkland

My Blog

Nice To Meet You

When someone tells me their name, 95% of the time I don't even comprehend it. But I'm not sure that's unusual, especially for someone with no interest in meeting new people. What I HAVE mastered, ho...
Posted by eve on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 03:23:00 PST

Some Tips From An Expert

Some of you may be aware of my new series airing this fall on The CW, "Online Nation". What some of you may not be aware of is that this requires me to produce segments that may or may not cause me t...
Posted by eve on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 02:40:00 PST

What "Magical Mystery Tour" Means To Me

In 1988, I had a premonition, (just like the one I had when I foresaw the irreverent success of Discovery's "Planet Earth"): This Nickelodeon Halloween Special is going to ROCK! Daddy, will you pleas...
Posted by eve on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 05:07:00 PST

Why 'Rock of Love' Rocks

As if the display of genuine enthusiasm weren't embarrassing enough, the Rock of Love women actually bring alive a level of humiliation and desperation that we normal folk are typically unfamiliar wit...
Posted by eve on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 03:07:00 PST

Dear Totino's Pizza Rolls

You get me every time. I'm 24 and I'm still buying you even though I know you will always burn my tongue. I know you don't taste good in the microwave but the way you give instructions for both conv...
Posted by eve on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 03:16:00 PST

The Future Is Now

Thanks to all my nerdy friends who showed their true colours after I posted THIS ARTICLE explaining how a mineral with similar components to the fictional substance, kryptonite, was found in Serbia re...
Posted by eve on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 10:17:00 PST

Inducing Insanity

If you've never worked in the service industry, this will be news: Touching things that other people touch, spreads germs like wildfire. If you have semi-daily contact with me, you know that in the p...
Posted by eve on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 04:55:00 PST

Starbucks in Real Life

The following is an exact conversation I just overheard at a West Hollywood Starbucks 15 minutes ago:A dude covered in tattoos is chatting up a pretty, but mediocre, Barista. A gay man picks up his d...
Posted by eve on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 12:58:00 PST

New Blog Image

It's come to my attention that my blog may give off the impression that I am a cold-hearted bitch who hates fun. While that may be true, I am also a Hollywood type who understands the importance of im...
Posted by eve on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 11:07:00 PST

You Know What I've Had Enough Of?

No, it's not sentences ending in a preposition, although poor grammar is irritating.I've had just about enough of people posting faux-lewd photos. And the worst kind of faux-lewd photos? Halloween-cos...
Posted by eve on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 07:22:00 PST