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megan

I am here for Friends

About Me

i'm megan..just another girl on a page to you, but to the people that know me i am a super hero/super villian. i possess many different extrordinary powers. depending on my mood, i use them for either good or evil. i can turn garbage into puppies, rotate your tires using my mind waves, levitate myself over frozen bodies of water, turn pork into wine, use my shrink ray (that shoots out of my female parts) to herd goats, filterize locaL and federal governments into warding off locust attacks from terrorists countrys, create spontaneous explosions from anythings containing egg products. Besides all that businesss, I love cooking..I have done this and only this for the past 15 years, working in many different colorful areas of the U.S. I love weirdos that spew nonsense and kitty-cats too..oh and i miss new orleans like my mama..Le Desert Emilie Simon
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My Interests

creating chef salads out of words, creating absurd comics,playing my keyboard,making yummy food,platypus behaviour,bruce campbell,sleeping,coffee,painkillers,friends,nougat,movies,f amily, local public radio,space travel,green amber, grilled cheese sandwiches, owls and birds in general,early summer nights with lots of stars,fur,paper lamps,candles in dark rooms,giant tropical thunderstorms,eating fruit, things that smell, any TV shows about ancient Egypt,coconut,spooky places,dreaming

I'd like to meet:

cooks,weirdos with a tasteless sense of humour,x-patriots,vampires,musicians,artists,pretty and ugly people,stationary mealworms, babies, photographers,and chowdaheads,people made from ham and/or pork products,silver the horse,creepy willem dafoe
You Are 36% Girly
You are a pretty hardcore tomboy, and a very free spirit.
Gender roles be dammed, you like to do things your way. How Girly Are You?

Music:

blond red head,lee perry,faithless,sisters of mercy,klee,mad professor,massive attack,thrill kill kult, skinny pup,frank zappa,dj krush,the cramps, dj spooky,dj shadow,roxy music,mr.oizo,kodo,ween,chowdee and the chowdersons,chick corea,david"fathead"newman,jeff beck,herbie mann,Yes,brand new heavies,old grover washington jr.(when he was funky not cheese laden)e.badu,velvet underground,steve wonder,beastie boys, fela ransome kuti, dead can dance, garage a trois,u-ziq,the creatures, grant green,sun ra, cheb i sabbah, joe gallant and illuminati, the LP-"Infrared Roses" by the Grateful Dead, nina simone, the orb, underworld, the funky meters, king tubby, drums n' tuba, galactic, return to forever,king crimson ,meat beat manifesto, tribe called quest, tricky, digable planets, lamb,mahavishnu orchestra, depeche mode, Sasha, Nitzer Ebb, miles davis(of course), kruder and dorfmeister, most old industrial/goth/techno, my Dad's old band from the '70s-FLATLAND,the unbelievable guitar stylings of my brother Eric..anoushka shankar,carl cox, the januaries, ladytron, lamb, nick drake, bulletproof space travelers, daft punk (sorta), dr. alex paterson, elvis costello, the funky lowlives, herb alpert, the mars volta, surgeon

Movies:

After Hours, Trilogy of Terror(part 3),Pee Wee's Big Adventure,Clash of the Titans,Freaks,Henry and June,Dazed and Confused, Slacker,The Brood,Phantasm,any Thin Man movie,Chowdertown,Valley Girl,River's Edge,Dogs In Space,Midnight Madness,UHF,Amadeus..and more

Television:

My World Visitor Map!

make your own map at: www.modmyprofile.com

Books:

i like words-alot

Heroes:

my mom, dad, and brother and the sombrero galaxy

My Blog

2 weirdos

damn its been a while since i have ventured into this nook of myspace.. soooo..whats new? not shit..well hmmm..they hired a new girl at work, her name is Nancy and is cool. we have too many things tha...
Posted by megan on Fri, 23 May 2008 04:04:00 PST

eric and his guitar

i'm very very proud of my brother..this video is from his wedding reception (8 years ago and no longer married) i'd just like to show him off for a bit..he even makes the guitar player rock n roll fac...
Posted by megan on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 08:30:00 PST

ROIDS!!!!!!!

 Oh..you can now add methylprednisolone (steroids) to that previous blog list.....ugh. i had the worst dental experience EVER..yesterday. i gotta go lift some weights now ........JERKS!!! aaarrrr...
Posted by megan on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 03:15:00 PST

tooth pain and rabid beaver faces in my window at night

hello to you my little bon bons.. its been a long time since i've written in my bolg..i mean blog..well the latest scoop of poop has been my ongoing severe tooth pain. i've got a really bad tooth on t...
Posted by megan on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 01:44:00 PST

melty faces made of marshmallow goo

HI EVERYBODY!  well well welll WELL. how was everyones christmas? mine was pretty decent ..got a nice camcorder...(maybe i'll start doing video blogs eh ? oh and my new employers gave me a nice f...
Posted by megan on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 07:26:00 PST

can i fill your shoes with puddin’?

hello my lil sugar bebes..! i have started this new job..way out in the middle of nowhere..for this company called l.a. catering..its 2 young girls in their twenties who got a loan from their parents,...
Posted by megan on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 07:38:00 PST

coolness in my vertebrae

tomorrow i start working again..after about 12 weeks with no work..i am ready, i think. i'll be working for a caterer..its about a 30 minute haul from my house way out in the country, but they are pay...
Posted by megan on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 06:46:00 PST

Check out this video: Disco Buddha

Check out this video: Disco Buddha Add to My Profile | More VideosThis disco-y shrine was at a vietnamese restaurant that my cousins ,my aunt aunt Amore, and her friend Thu ate at in Austi...
Posted by megan on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 12:32:00 PST

last day in austin

well..well..well..today is my last day in big ol Texas..I really want to live here. I have to wait to see if I have been hired,then I can get us an apartment. I should hear from them withen a week. To...
Posted by megan on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 04:10:00 PST

look alike?

   i was at starbucks this morning buying uuuh...coffee. some kid noticed me and said "heeeey...you look like that chick from that movie " the craft" ...whats her name???" I said you mean Fa...
Posted by megan on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 09:55:00 PST