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Evil Balls Hulke

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Hi. Im hulke. Im probably a little too out of control for you to handle.

My Interests

Beer and whiskey, gunning it, ramping, all around mayhem and destruction, mind altering substances and knitting.

I'd like to meet:

people I dont know

Music:

I like Bad Religion alot, as well as alot of other punk rock. Also alot of classic rock/psychedelic/metal like Black Sabbath and Pink Floyd. Drum and bass, breakcore, hardcore, IDM, experimental electronic music and sandstorm.

Movies:

Porn

Television:

Mr Rogers, the muppet babies, Oprah, One Life to Live, and TRL.

Books:

I read a couple books when I was in jail.

Heroes:

Jesus and steve buscemi

My Blog

how many do you know?

The List. 1. Tea bag - As you are sitting on a girl's face, repeatedly dip your scrotum in and out of her mouth, similar to a tea bag in a cup of hot water. An old favorite. 2. Hot Lunch - While recei...
Posted by Evil Balls Hulke on Mon, 12 Sep 2005 07:17:00 PST

FER Dungeon Party Friday August 27th

Come one come all, unless you are a guy. Then you have to bring at least one hot girl with you. Girls be ready for some cross action if you show up. Last weekends party was so succesful that we are...
Posted by Evil Balls Hulke on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Nasty skin rashes kick no ass at all

HAHA I broke out into a rash because of chemicals at work. The number one culprit is something I like to call acetone. So now I have to rub my whole body down with anti itch cream stuff. Anyone wan...
Posted by Evil Balls Hulke on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Nothing is what it is

Well another good weekend. Freestyle fridays are getting bigger, I will probably have attendance doubled in a month or so, which is scary because the place is packed. Might need a new venue. Checke...
Posted by Evil Balls Hulke on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

A beast with nocturnal style

So in less than an hour I have to work. It is my first day on the overnight shift. I think this really suits me well. I think the patch will be better off being out of the sun. We went to this new...
Posted by Evil Balls Hulke on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Freestyle fridays

Well I somehow am now the host of freestyle fridays here in Mankato at Professors. Its pretty cool, we have a DJ on the tables scratching and doin other turntable tricks, and we just freestyle and I ...
Posted by Evil Balls Hulke on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Patch Porn

Ok people, it is coming and very soon. Ladies if you want to sign up, let me know, limited spots are available!
Posted by Evil Balls Hulke on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

First entry

Well, I have a friend this guy dylan. He was like, oh your a dumbass if you aren't on myspace. So I don't want to be a dumbass now, so I am on here. Isn't it fun.
Posted by Evil Balls Hulke on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST