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Anthony Dines

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About Me

8.9 on Hot or Not, Ivy League grad, Mensa member, can bench/squat/leg press over 1200 lbs., has had lunch with the secretary of defense, has an MBA from the top school in the country, lives in a Buckhead high rise, drives a Beemer convertible, has been in 14 major motion pictures, was in Jezebel's Best dressed, etc.

My Interests

photobooths, cooking, late nights, track bikes, micron pens, pools, snowboarding, philosophy, warm weather clothes, dance floors, telephoto lenses, road trips, brunettes, ipod nano, tattoos, onitsuka tigers, sass, gold watches, loud music, nikon fm-10, nikon s50, subway rides into Manhattan, levis red label, autumn leaves, william eggleston, basement shows, guacamole, iro angus, brooklyn, studio lights, fuji color film, the office, snow, learning, waking up early, joel sternfeld, waterslide parks, showers, american apparel shirts, polaroids, my bed, hashbrowns, graphic design, sit-ups, bands with synths, riots, pizza by the slice, minimalism, netflix, high fives, love and friends

I'd like to meet:

Great times, cute times, and high fives.

Music:

Les Savy Fav, The Jam, The Cars, Andrew WK, The Blood Brothers, The Murder City Devils, Pulp, DFA 1979, Iggy Pop, Jawbreaker, Tha Mai Shi, The Mall, The Monorchid, The Rolling Stones, Talking Heads, The Beatles, Television, Wire, The Kinks, Against Me!, Hot Hot Heat, David Bowie, Tokyo Police Club, The Strokes

Movies:

Harold and Maude, Wet Hot American Summer, Henry Fool, Secretary, Munich, I Am Cuba, Boogie Nights

My Blog

Next Step: become really amazing.

Recent stuff that is so THUMBS UP in my life.I am the Heat @ Club Midway - Pull Out Method Party. NYC. July 27th. Our show was way too fun. If you were there I hope you had as much as we did. **NOT...
Posted by Anthony Dines on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 10:00:00 PST

I love beer bongs so much.

Imagine for a second that you are at a party and you see some "fine piece-o-ass" standing across the way making bedroom eyes at you.  Now you really want to make a good impression, so what do you do? ...
Posted by Anthony Dines on Fri, 25 May 2007 08:10:00 PST

Welcome to the Love. Forever.

A brief over view of a fucking amazing weekend. [OMG WITH PICS] + Amazing bike ride on Saturday with dudes.  Kinda blew my mind.  And I got my first NYC sunburn.  YAY!  ...
Posted by Anthony Dines on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 08:41:00 PST

Next stop, Cyber-Sex City&. ALL ABOARD!

Dear Diary,I'm fat. But I'm not going to be anymore super soon, cause Rich and I have been running recently. My goal is to get back up to 5 days a week and I am going to have 6 pack abs and junk and...
Posted by Anthony Dines on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 10:01:00 PST

For a good time, call my dick. (True Story)

I kinda want to go back in time and lose my virginity to the AC/DC album "The Razor's Edge" cause it's just so fucking amazing. I think my life would have somehow progressed in a better direction tha...
Posted by Anthony Dines on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 12:48:00 PST

Tonight, everyone leaves pregnant!

Friday night : Have you ever seen Steven Segal play pool and lose? I HAVE!!?!?! OMG!!!1111!!! SMP!!11!!11!!! So I go to this bar by my place in Brooklyn to meet up with a cute girl. She shows up, we...
Posted by Anthony Dines on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 10:12:00 PST

I dare you to go sniff crank off a hunting knife.

So the other day I thought to myself, wouldn't it be "grand" to run off and get eloped in Vegas? YEP! It sure would be. Here, let me explain why shit would be so off-the-wall that your mind would be ...
Posted by Anthony Dines on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 06:49:00 PST

Christmas Italian Style

went to boston to visit the brother and sister in law for the holidays. shit got super epic. these photos totally prove it, big time. also, if you have a keen eye, you will notice that I look kinda...
Posted by Anthony Dines on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 05:14:00 PST

blood in the streets vs. love in the veins

Last night I had a dream that Reese Witherspoon was totally falling in love with me. Shit, she even wanted a piggy back ride back to my house after we went to go an investigate the tree that mysterio...
Posted by Anthony Dines on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 05:47:00 PST

The people over there are getting buck wild!

Calling my move to Brooklyn a "good idea" would be doing myself and this wonderful nation a grave diservice. What has transpired here is something of myth and legends. Seriously, right now my life i...
Posted by Anthony Dines on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 09:29:00 PST