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Zing Mando

i am ZING MANDO bow before me!!!!

About Me

i am your zing and deserves all your respect and money for controlling all the zombies that wud b eating u rite now by keeping them at bay...for now. all those who do not bow b4 me will be eaten and shown to those who did not believe. be warned.freestyle mando!

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1. How old are you? 18-20
2. What is your sexual orientation? Straight
3. Have you ever given someone oral sex? Sure I have
4. Have you ever received oral sex? Yes, of course
5. How many sexual partners have you had? No Answer
6. What is your pubic hair style? Trimmed neatly
7. What kind of underwear do you wear? Boxer Briefs
8. Have you ever taken, or been in, naked photos? Both taken and been in them
9. Have you ever been to a nude beach, or nudist area? Nope, I am modest
10. Do you watch porn? Yes, and I own some of my own
11. Have you ever watched others, or been watched having sex? No, neither
12. How large are you...ya know, in the pants? About 8 inches
13. Have you ever expirimented with another man? No, I'm straight as can be
14. What is your favorite sexual position? Spooning, side by side
15. Are you circumcised? No I am not
16. What gets you off fastest? Hand job
17. How often do you masturbate? Whenever I can
18. Have you ever had multiple partners at once? No, never
19. Have you ever paid for sex? Nope, never
20. When did you lose your virginity? 17-18 years Old
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: james manders
Birthday: 1/5/88
Birthplace: heaven!
Current Location: home
Eye Color: brown/green
Hair Color: brown
Height: bowt 6ft
Right Handed or Left Handed: correct
Your Heritage: hmmm
The Shoes You Wore Today: adidas stan smith
Your Weakness: booze
Your Fears: ha...maybe spiders wots the point in them?
Your Perfect Pizza: a big ass 1 wid pepperonis
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: hav sex for 24 hours!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: definatly lol.....lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: not again
Your Best Physical Feature: my crushin biceps heehee
Your Bedtime: bedtime?!
Your Most Missed Memory: i cant remember
Pepsi or Coke: dr pepper
MacDonalds or Burger King: pizza hut
Single or Group Dates: woteva im easy
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: iced coffee
Chocolate or Vanilla: strawberry
Cappuccino or Coffee: tea
Do you Smoke: wot u got?
Do you Swear: a tad
Do you Sing: dam strait i have an angels voice!
Do you Shower Daily: wot hav i bin doin?
Have you Been in Love: is sex love?
Do you want to go to College: eh
Do you want to get Married: 3 times plz
Do you belive in yourself: i believe in myself
Do you get Motion Sickness: wtf?!
Do you think you are Attractive: yes
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: hell yea
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: cud say that
In the past month have you Smoked: unfortunatly so
In the past month have you gone on a Date: i wunt say date....id say mud wrestling
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: hav i f*ck
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: quite possibly not
In the past month have you been on Stage: i like to fink my life is a stage
In the past month have you been Dumped: hell no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: not yet!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: zilch
Ever been Drunk: im drunk now
Ever been called a Tease: only in the naughty sense heehee
Ever been Beaten up: no im overpowering with my army of antelopes
Ever Shoplifted: yeaaaaaaaa
How do you want to Die: im gona die???!!!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a big boy
What country would you most like to Visit: north pole or south pole....whereva santa is
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green
Favourite Hair Color: mayb blonde, mayb not
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: waist height lol
Weight: not a hippo
Best Clothing Style: none
Number of Drugs I have taken: in the past month?
Number of CDs I own: lots
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: quite a lot
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I'd like to meet:

a rly drunk person n point n laugh at them. heehee n poke them wid a stik. wot an aspiration ay. o yea n id like to meet a pimp...wot a life they mus lead. tru gods

Music:

dancing in the clubbin sense as in get wild at some mega beatz yea! cmon cascada yea!


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Movies:

watch fight club n u will neva need to see anuva film. end of convo....unless u wana c resevoir dogs. or snatch. thats it

Television:

happy tree friends! yay i wud neva hav fort dat seein innocent cartoon animals bein mutilated n killed gangsta style cud bring so much joy to my heart. god bless happy tree friends

Heroes:

i am my own hero. bow down to me or feel the wrath of my drunker antelope followers. be afraid. be very afraid

My Blog

wot personality u got fool?!

You Have A Type A- PersonalityYou are one of the most balanced people aroundMotivated and focused, you are good at getting what you wantYou rule at success, but success doesn't rule you.When it's play...
Posted by Zing Mando on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 12:11:00 PST

wot kinda drunk r u?!

You're A Crazy Drunkhttp://images.blogthings.com/whatkindofdrunkareyouquiz/ crazy-drunk.jpg" height="100" width="100">When you drink, you get wrecked - and it ain't pretty.What'>http://www.blogthings.c...
Posted by Zing Mando on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 02:29:00 PST

kisser

You're an Expert Kisser You're a kissing pro, but it's all about quality and not quantityYou've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks offAnd you're adaptable, giving each ...
Posted by Zing Mando on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 07:20:00 PST