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kelsey danger.

turn around bitch / i've got a use for you! - axl.

About Me

About Me:
i don't take myself or my myspace too seriously. neither should you.
www.wackybuttons.com
there are three types of people who talk to themselves aloud in public spaces: the homeless, the crazy, and actors.
i insist that my friend luke use a special knock combined with a secret song to gain entrance into our apartment. he's the only one who has to. he kinda stopped coming over.
sometimes i kick people in the shins. i'm not mean, just gluttonous. a lot of people tell me i'm trouble. but no one tells me what to do.
i like to read the dictionary. i'm a dork. i also trip, drop stuff, hit my elbows on walls and other hard surfaces, smash my fingers, stub my toes, spill things and fumble a lot. otherwise i'm very graceful.
my mom is one of my favorite people in the world. it might sound super geeky but she's just really fucking cool.
i'm both too difficult and too pleasant. no one can decide; including me. sometimes i'm a really bad perfectionist.
i hate working out, i love power tools. i can't flip an egg to save my life.
possibly my favorite place in the world is the art institute of chicago. i prefer going alone. those paintings feel like old friends. when i'm there, everything is right.
my friends are insane and hysterical. we're a mess. i wouldn't have it any other way. i once wisely said, 'you have to have a lot of confidence to hang out with us.'
i tend to think everything is funny and i crack myself up. if you can't make yourself laugh what do you have?
the word fuck is my favorite. i drink dark beer and like to fight. it's for a good cause, but i'll win. i also have a soft side, but i'm not a romantic.
just let me dance and i'm pretty damn happy.
I edited my profile with telepathy

My Interests

three of my fava favs doing what they do:
dancing on furniture.
SUSHI
jeopardy!
crosswords.
green tea. olive oil.
reading.
wigs.
our cat, frances.
dogs.
savion glover.
drummers who go at it hard.
weird coincidences.
laughing. being skeptical.
you being smart enough to prove it to me.
learning anything new.
making art, viewing art, living art.
not having to pay the meter.
fashion tv, fashion mags, ruben toledo's fashion drawings.
sea otters.
coffee.
pink floyd on the radio.
driving through l.a. at sunset with a dirty windshield.
dreadlocks.
garlic.
playing the part.
the art institute.
binoculars.
talking dirty out of context.
liberal propaganda.
the dude.
npr.
vegetarian sandwiches at little cafes.
thich nhat hahn.
my friends becoming aunts and uncles but not mothers and fathers.
not driving whenever i can avoid it.
black licorice, dark chocolate.
rearranging.
listening to people have sex.
having sex.
not having to convince you.
moving on.

I'd like to meet:



I'd Like to Meet:
anyone who dares try to be this funny:
..

mike rowe

new people who are fun, weird, wild, intelligent, and prefer laughter to seriousness.
please, oh god, if the only book you've read in the last ten years is the davinci code, find someone else, my friend.
but for pete's sake, be literate and interesting!
clarissa so she can explain it all for me.
savion glover.
someone who understands this: "I hold this to be the highest task for a bond between two people: that each protects the solitude of the other."
Rainer Maria Rilke

Music:


michael mazochi.

bob dylan.
wilco.
ryan adams.
guns'n'roses.
emmylou harris.
ella fitzgerald, billie holiday, sarah vaughn.
miles davis.
al green.
janis joplin.
james brown.
bjork, beck, beatles.
otis redding.
lucinda williams.
johnny cash.
solomon burke.
neil young and crosby,stills,and nash.
outkast.
dolly parton.
sandra lauren scholz.
the blind boys of alabama.
patti smith.
pink floyd.
willie nelson.
marvin gaye.
john coltrane.
bebel and astrud gilberto.
jesca hoop.
the grateful dead.
led zeppelin.
marley, jimmy cliff.
nina simone.
p.j. harvey
tom waits.
creedence.
r.l. burnside.
turbo negro.
silver jews.
loretta lynn.
the two disc yo-yo ma plays bach.
the mornings.
slow learners.
clap your hands say yeah.
the gray kid.
and i'm fanatical about one song by bright eyes, the rest of his shit can go to hell.

Movies:

gandhi.
day for night
casablanca.
breakfast at tiffany's.
casino.
empire records, reality bites.
punch drunk love.
amelie.
lost in translation.
godfather IandII.
goodfellas.
delicatessen, city of the lost children.
princess and the warrior.
harold and maude.
bonnie and clyde.
reservoir dogs.
swingers, clerks.
the big lebowski.
annie hall.
the revolution will not be televised.
fog of war.
roman holiday.
anything with jimmy stewart.
rushmore.
march of the penguins.
and i'm crazy about those kill bill movies.
breaking the waves - a movie to wrap your heart around your stomach.

Television:

jeopardy!
seinfeld.
sex and the city.
curb your enthusiasm.
also, the surgery channel and any kind of sex documentary.
fashion file.
behind the velvet ropes.
flight of the conchords.

Books:

among my favorites:
catcher in the rye.
the great gatsby.
plays by oscar wilde.
the bell jar.
a prayer for owen meany.
anything langston hughes wrote.
siddhartha.
huck finn.
the iliad.
the dictionary.
white teeth.
me talk pretty one day.
the house on mango street.
shel silverstein.
e.e. cummings.
dorothy parker.
neil simon.
moliere.
harry potter.
the old man and the sea.
life of pi.
children's books - especially goodnight moon.
i'm in love with vonnegut.
norwegian wood.

Heroes:

people who do things to make the world better to live in rather than fucking it up.
this means gandhi.
this means people who recycle.
this means mandela.
this means the treepeople and homeless shelters.
this means people who act out of kindness when it isn't necessary or convenient.
hopefully it means you.

patty jovel.

My Blog

home is where the whore is.

i am tired. i want to go home. but whenever i get there, i find more to exhaust me.if anyone needs a place to live, we are looking to fill a room. we had someone we thought would be a great fit. b...
Posted by kelsey danger. on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 05:26:00 PST

lights! camera! action!

that phrase may be a bit outdated by this point, but my god, it feels relevant right now.things are a-okay. the team has been kind enough to agree to work with my schedule and keep me on board. afte...
Posted by kelsey danger. on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 11:26:00 PST

whatever will be, will be.

first blog in a long time. i've had a stressful two days and am mostly trying to take my mind off the impending arrival of the verdict.i finally booked a lead role in an independent feature film. i ...
Posted by kelsey danger. on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 03:15:00 PST

grog vol 2

right now i am grateful for my very talented friends. people all around me are producing beautiful, interesting, ornate pieces of art that i think are really important.here's one example: life goes ...
Posted by kelsey danger. on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 02:57:00 PST

whoa. Making Of "Lately I"

yeah man. scheck this shit out. i shot all the nonsense, melissa cut it into something purdy funny. there was a lot of wackiness but the making of shouldn't, i suppose, be longer than the video its...
Posted by kelsey danger. on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 06:39:00 PST

love is love is love.

yup.will someone please come clean my room?have you ever wondered who went through and decided that in this or that recipe you should use 1/4 teaspoon of baking soda and 1/2 teaspoon of salt or 1 teas...
Posted by kelsey danger. on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 11:20:00 PST

grog: intro and volume 1

recently in life i have found myself lingering a bit too long in pessimism. i live a little more in the negative than i'd like to these days: my bank account is the perfect example. because i'm a b...
Posted by kelsey danger. on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 01:03:00 PST

home sweet gnome.

the older i get and the longer i live away from the house i grew up in, the more strongly coming back to los angeles feels like home. it's not exactly a strange thing to me anymore which is strange i...
Posted by kelsey danger. on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 04:44:00 PST

fuck a bulletin. mazochi at the pig'n'whistle tonight.

hey party people. michael mazochi is playing tonight at the pig'n'whistle at 9pm and i know y'all will be there to support all the hard work i do to help these guys. and to support the music. and f...
Posted by kelsey danger. on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 02:33:00 PST

i'm a cupcake and i will fight you.

thanks to natalie dee, also responsible for this lil piece of genius: ...
Posted by kelsey danger. on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 06:48:00 PST