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Mama's Fallen Angel

ivyk

About Me

I basically love trash. Trash food, trash tv, trash human beings. I watch porn, I love the scene in Seinfeld where George eats out of the trash can, i love american idol and the surreal life, I LOVE watching Omarosa and Janice Dickenson squabble, my most impressive acting credit is "Blind Date," i think Carrot Top is attractive, i fell in love with a homeless guy the other day, i love garbage cans cuz sometimes you can find cool shit in there, I love thrift stores and yard sales, I love wearing clothing that belongs to other people without washing it, i love being dirty and not bathing immediately, I've been known to view chance episodes of Sweet Sixteen and Laguna Beach (but that show really IS swill), I drink coffee from 7-11, I swing at a playground near my house on a regular basis, I encourage food fights, i held the hand of a filthy old woman once as i rode a city bus in Dublin, Ireland, I love re-watching the academy awards from the years 1995-2005, the other day I ate the rest of a strangers un-eaten pastry at Anastasia's Assylum, I babysit a lot and therefore hug and snuggle with the walking bio-hazards known as children, people have told me i remind them of Clementine from Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind (and she was pretty trashy, right?), i've been known to bum cigs from crackheads, i love walking in mud and smearing it on other people, I eat at am/pm, sometimes I re-use floss, I have eaten off the floor, i have a party trick wherein i let my saliva dangle from my mouth then suck it back in (which clears the room and makes people hate me) and I love ron jeremy. So there it is. If you don't like it, go fuck yourself.

My Interests

I only think about football. I Tivo Inside the NFL, I have a small crush on Cris Collinsworth, worship Dan Marino and think Cris Carter looks like a California raisin. But that's beside the point. I love my team- and I ain't no fair-weather fan. I'm in it for the long hall. (Any Chargers Paperphanalia, sportswear or chachkees can be donated to ivylikesfreechargersshit.com)

I'd like to meet:

Ewan Bremmer, ethan and joel cohen, Gina McKee, Larry David, Sasha Baron Cohen, Debra Winger, LaDainian Tomlinson and CC Deville.

Music:

The Beatles, Micheal Nyman, Arcade Fire, Cat Stevens, Hendrix, Radiohead, The Pixies, GnR, simon and garfunkle, early weezer, early tori amos, U2, Bloc Party, The Dead, The Shins, Badly Drawn Boy, Fleetwood Mac, Counting Crows (although this embarrasses me to no end) The Decemberists, Aimee Mann, Bob Dylan, The Waterboys, The Pogues, Fatboy Slim, Concrete Blond, Floyd, ELO, The Band, Billy Pilgrim. That song "Fluid" by the Gerbils.

Movies:

The Big Lebowski, Fargo, Parenthood, terms of endearment, Wonderland, Amores Perros, What's Eating Gilbert Grape?, Silence of the Lambs, Sex and Lucia, Hannah and her Sisters, Philadelphia, The Sweet Hereafter, American Movie, High Fidelity, Big, Vacation, Grizzly Man, the Decalogue, Steel Magnolias, The Forsyte Saga, To Kill a Mockingbird, Waiting for Guffman, Best in Show, Naked, In The Name of the Father, My Left Foot, ET, Boogie Nights, Napoleon Dynamite

Television:

Ali G, The Office (British all the way.. trying to warm up to the American), Lost, Project runway, seinfeld, Roseanne, 60 minutes, Curb your enthusiasm, chappelle's show, my so called life, the wonder years, top model, and a slew of other horrid reality shows.

Books:

anything by Raymond carver,catcher in the rye, damien, nine stories by JD salinger, angela's ashes, the sound and the fury, breakfast of champions, timequake, the joy luck club, one hundered years of solitude, she's come undone, the sweet hearafter, the bluest eye,in cold blood, death of a salesman, the metamorphosis, of mice and men, beloved, dubliners, There's a Boy in the Girl's Bathroom, Blubber, Sophie's World

Heroes:

Uncle Bill, Khalil, Teeobes, Darlene's boyfriend from "roseanne,", Flavor-Flav, Stevie Nicks, Sacha Baron Cohen, and Larry David

My Blog

Jonestown- a not-so-eloquent-but-straight-from-the-heart monologue

The tragedy of Jonestown boils down to one simple concept:  There are too many bad people who decide to have children.  In their testimonials, the members of this oppressive and insidious or...
Posted by Mama's Fallen Angel on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 11:51:00 PST

to whom it may concern

well.  this may be a tragic mistake, but sadly enough, I fear blogs on myspace may be  the chief avenue to express something to someone without actually having to deliberately express it.&nb...
Posted by Mama's Fallen Angel on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 02:12:00 PST

Lisa K

The Comeback is incredible.  if you haven't yet experienced the feeling of anxiety, embarrassment, anger and pure honesty that this painfully funny show provides you, I suggest you get ahold of i...
Posted by Mama's Fallen Angel on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 05:21:00 PST

I am heartbroken.

I have to say, I have been through quite a lot so far in my 26 years, particularly the past 3 or 4.  Those of you who know me well know the host of events and happenings i'm refering to.  So...
Posted by Mama's Fallen Angel on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 12:27:00 PST

the film I'm in... check the trailer.

www.analogdaysmovie.com  Also, I watched Welcome to the Dollhouse for the first time yesterday.  That movie fucked me up.  All night I had horrific dreams about my male friends raping m...
Posted by Mama's Fallen Angel on Sun, 16 Oct 2005 06:18:00 PST

U2, Ireland, Brenda Fricker...

So I saw U2 last night and I think the situation I got myself into may well be one of my top five biggest regrets: I got there in plenty of time, parked for free, leisurely strolled into the dumb- as...
Posted by Mama's Fallen Angel on Thu, 03 Nov 2005 01:56:00 PST

obsessive

Blogging is for bastards.  So i just got the internet back up here at the old Geffen at which I have to work for the next few days until the show closes then its back to shitty old westwood.As I ...
Posted by Mama's Fallen Angel on Fri, 14 Oct 2005 03:48:00 PST

San Diego can't not suck, man...

I don't want to hear one fucking word from anyone (namely Chris) about the Padres' loss to the shitty old boring-ass St Louis Cards.  So needs to close his damned mouth and stop looking so shocke...
Posted by Mama's Fallen Angel on Sun, 09 Oct 2005 11:33:00 PST

This is Painful

Here at The Geffen again.  Well, I just don't give a shit anymore about the blog business.  I mean, if I wanna blog, I'm, gonna blog.  i just can't stand the sound of the word... it's a...
Posted by Mama's Fallen Angel on Wed, 21 Sep 2005 06:01:00 PST

Shit son

i kind of love that I know no one reads these. it just makes me want to write them even more.  And I'll tell ya, it also makes me laugh that I denounced blogs like i did cell phones and now i can...
Posted by Mama's Fallen Angel on Sun, 11 Sep 2005 06:40:00 PST