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Beth Nobody

If you're the ug, than I'm the ly

About Me

I enjoy mangling language to fit my mood, which has made me quite quotable.Teen Lingo Dictionary gives the definitions of these very important words.--- *Beth adj. more happy than usual. "Yo, you're so Beth."---Elizabeth v. to think about buttocks. "Buddy, don't Elizabeth!"*
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My Interests

Theatre,*Music*,Film,Travel

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who knows the value of a good mixtape. As long as you're not a hard-core Modest Mouse or Van Morrison fan, we'll be fine.

Music:

Rock - Glam,Punk,Classic,Indie,Brit - Where have all the guitar solos gone? Singer/ Songwriters, Blues - Electric's my fav, Soul, Electronic - You name it, I've probably loved it. Here's a small sample... Clash, Bowie, Morrissey/Smiths, Who, VelvetUnderground, RichardHell (Television/Heartbreakers/Voidoids) T.Rex, Queen, Adam&theAnts, Bjork, Cardigans/ACamp, Sundays, ToriAmos, RufusWainwright, ElliottSmith, PattyGriffin, Antony&TheJohnsons, BadlyDrawnBoy, Jude, NickDrake, AmmieMann, MuddyWaters, HowlinWolf, T-Bone Walker, EttaJames, AlGreen, AngieStone, OtisRedding, JillScott, AmyWinehouse, TheStreets, BlackStar/ MosDef, RJD2, Deltron3030, DigablePlanets, JohnnyCash, HankWilliamsSr, TedLeo&RX, VonBondies, BritishSeaPower, X, JetsToBrazil/Jawbreaker, SavesTheDay, FranzFerdinand, Sleater-Kinney, Intl.NoiseConspiracy/ LostPatrolBand/Refused, Fugazi, NationOfUlysses, Metric, TheKills/Discount, BlocParty, DeathFromAbove1979, TheDears, PrettyGirlsMakeGraves, SaharaHotnights, Metric, Faint, Rapture, ShoutOutLouds, ArcadeFire, Stars, Tegan&Sara, Pilate, Pixies, DanceHallCrashers, NoDoubt, Portishead, Esthero, Morcheeba, Hooverphonic, ANNIE, MissKitten, LilyAllen, Ladytron, Air, CibboMatto, Goldfrapp, SleepyJackson, Elefant, Doves, BrightEyes, JoyDivision/NewOrder, Travis, Keane, Decemberists, Belle&Sebastian, Shins, Suede, Blur, Pulp, Placebo, & so much more

Movies:

I like 'um old and wild. Turner Classic Movies, IFC,& the Sundance Channel are always showing something I love. Noir, dark comedy, and anything with drugs or rock 'n roll are the best. Think Big Sleep meets Secretary meets Spun. And cus reading can be fun, here's a few of my current favs in foreign film - WhatToDoInCaseOfFire/ TheExperiment/ Heaven/ Head-On (Germany), CrimeofPadreAmaro/ Love'sABitch (Mexico), ReadMyLips/Dreamers (France), Salt (Iceland), Stander (South Africa)

Television:

**BuffyTVS/Firefly/Angel** (Damn you WB!) Anything on BBC America (MileHigh - LostOnMars), *New* it's VeronicaMars, Supernatural, InstantStar, DegrassiTNG, Bones, LOST, TheLoop, SouthOfNowhere & Robot Chicken -- Does Seth Green ever sleep?

Books:

Anything by: I.Welsh, L.Henderson, B.E.Ellis, J.Fforde, I.Rankin, N.Hornby, J.Meno, M.Duras, E.M.Forester, G.Greene, E.Waugh *Poetry by: T.Tzara, A.Rimbaud, A.Sexton

My Blog

Anthems for my Inner Masochist

I had to wait 11 years and move to the East Coast, but I have finally seen one of my all time favorite bands live. It's been 16 hours and my ears are still ringing. Try turning your Marshalls up to 11...
Posted by Beth Nobody on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 08:45:00 PST

Soap Operas Love Mike Patton

In probably the biggest 'What The Fuck' moment ever -Check out these soap opera characters discussing the validity of Mike Patton's solo career vs. his various bands.http://www.pitchforkmedia.co...
Posted by Beth Nobody on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 12:42:00 PST

I have seen my future...

Watch 'Friends with Money'. Study Oliva (Jenn Aniston) closely. *That's me in 10 years.* Minus the almost happy ending and size 0 jeans.
Posted by Beth Nobody on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 11:53:00 PST

Train of Shame

No one should have to take public transport home after pulling an all nighter on the party front. I'm wearing last nights clothes, last nights make-up, and wearily stumbling home while the rest of the...
Posted by Beth Nobody on Wed, 24 May 2006 08:33:00 PST

Digaredoo me already

What do you get when your mix Beth Snell, Elisa Pope, and a spontaneous Queens pub crawl? - Lots of free shots. There's no shame in working the rack. - A gaggle of Staten Island boys whose ring-leader...
Posted by Beth Nobody on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 11:44:00 PST

I'm Broken

On the second day of January in the year of some dude called 2006, Beth got broken. Seriously snapped - not unlike kindling. In a story that will be high-larious, when it doesn't result in permanent s...
Posted by Beth Nobody on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 01:28:00 PST

TV on DVD is better than air

This past weekend I had my first Veronica Mars-athon. Yes, the DVD was bought, the champagne popped, and my senses were rocked by the VM goodness. I mean, the fucking layers! A show that has as many q...
Posted by Beth Nobody on Thu, 27 Oct 2005 12:44:00 PST

The Next Big Freakout

I just discovered that I cannot stay in my killer apartment next year. It looks like I will, once again, be apartment hunting. Add this to my continual job hunt, cus working in my field would be nice,...
Posted by Beth Nobody on Fri, 07 Oct 2005 07:48:00 PST

O.G. Bitch

Esthero says - I am the original bitch, I am the original whoreI am the girl that you just won't admit you adoreI am the original witch, I am the original whoreI am the girl that you just won't admit ...
Posted by Beth Nobody on Thu, 15 Sep 2005 08:41:00 PST

Am I becoming a calous drunk in my old age?

Used to be if I heard someone gagging, I would join in but now I hardly flinch. Case in point, last night after a few margs and one huge bowl of pasta devoured at light speed, Jo had to go to the bath...
Posted by Beth Nobody on Fri, 19 Aug 2005 06:59:00 PST