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Amanda

He's a Woozle and his name is Peanut

About Me

I know EXACTLY what Willis was talking about. ..

My Interests

Changing the physical properties of things with the power of my rocking.

I'd like to meet:

Any old guy with a hat that says "I'm retired, don't ask me 4 shit"

Music:

Falco.

Movies:

Ones with boobies in 'em.

Television:

Touched by an Uncle, Law and Order: BFD, Making the Jug Band, The poking animals with sticks nature EXTRAVAGANZA!!!, Fat Fat Fatties, The John Goodman Shower Hour, Celebrity Russian Roulette, Where's that Puma?!, The Foreign Guy and the Retard, Shankin' in the Yard with Martha Stewart, Pimp my Wife, The Uggo, Black Friends, Becker

Books:

Reading is for mama's boys and bed wetters

Heroes:

Anyone who owns an "I'm here about the blowjob" T-Shirt

My Blog

How the Mighty Have Fallen

I realize I'm about 2 weeks late in addressing this topic, but I feel it does need to be addressed. It's something that's been troubling me for a while and as hard as I try to push it out of my brain ...
Posted by Amanda on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 05:40:00 PST

The Greatest American Hero

Today while I was driving to work, I noticed in the distance the unmistakable shoddy construction of one of my favorite things in the whole world. The homemade lawn sign. While most homemade lawn sign...
Posted by Amanda on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 05:05:00 PST

Last night...

Last night I had a dream that a nude Ned Beatty was being eaten alive by a Velocirapter. Sure it's sexy, but what does it all mean?
Posted by Amanda on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 04:58:00 PST

Guns don't kill people, Chuck Norris kills people

Yesterday I posted a link to my favorite new website. Bulletins seem to get lost in the shuffle, and this is too good to not have a more permanent home on my page. This is an entire site dedicated...
Posted by Amanda on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 07:22:00 PST

Top 10 reasons for my happiness

I am, for the first time in a very long while incredibly happy. Here is why... 1. I am full of delicious food straight from an incredible dinner at Kemosabe (my favorite restaraunt). 2. I'm still on ...
Posted by Amanda on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 09:55:00 PST

Joke of the Day

A man walks into a Doctor's office and says "Dr. I'm worried. I don't know if my wife has TB or VD!" The Doctor replied "Chase her around the bed. If she coughs--fuck her."
Posted by Amanda on Sun, 08 Jan 2006 07:18:00 PST

Christmas came early at the Glitter Hole!

Hello Friends, I thought I should post a quick fireside chat just to let you all know that Rey is the greatest roomate in the history of all roomates! We've been doing heavy beautification detail do...
Posted by Amanda on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 04:54:00 PST

I have good news!

Hello! Just letting you all know my good news! I've just been offered a teaching position for a class of 4th graders. Their teacher is moving out of state and the principal at their school is friend...
Posted by Amanda on Wed, 16 Nov 2005 03:06:00 PST

YACHT ROCK!

Everybody's got a friend who always knows about cool and amazing things before anyone else. For me, this friend is Faye. She recently turned me on to one of the funniest things I've ever seen. It's an...
Posted by Amanda on Thu, 03 Nov 2005 01:05:00 PST

"Awaiting Approval"

I've left several people comments today and to my frustration, instead of them coming up with instant satisfaction I recive the This user must approve of all comments before posting blah, blah, blah....
Posted by Amanda on Wed, 02 Nov 2005 03:01:00 PST