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About Me

I can relate most anything to an episode of Seinfeld. I appreciate the work of William Shakespeare and Tony Gwynn with near-equal affinity. The first day of March Madness is better than Christmas. My brain is clogged full of useless information like Steve Garvey's lifetime batting average (.294) and George Costanza's middle name (Louis), but it doesn't contain any information about how to change my own oil. I can't remember a joke to save my own life, but I can quote City Slickers backwards and forwards despite the fact that I haven't seen it in five years. I like Disneyland better than Magic Mountain because of all the little details. I'm glad my name isn't Michael Bolton. I don't think Bob Marley is as great as everyone else thinks he is. I like pretty music ala Belle and Sebastian, but I'm not afraid to rock out with my cock out. I like good hip hop, not the crap that's on the radio. I'm a little farther away from the cutting edge than I'd like to be. Thank god my friends are there already. I like a good screenplay. Special effects bore me to tears. I'm the single best dart player on the planet. Challenge me, I dare you. I have a checklist of things to do before I die. I've crossed off a few of things, but I still have a long way to go.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Sarah Chalke, Kristin Bell and these guys:

My Blog

I do, in fact, have a soul

Sometimes I wonder if I truly feel anything at all. I've been comfortably numb for quite some time now and to be honest, I kind of like it. It's a safe, secure place to be. Detachment, however, has it...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 23:24:00 GMT

Stealing from others

Even Shakespeare did it. I've done it more times than I can count, so why not now? This is pretty much exactly how I feel at age late-20's. I wish I wrote this. It sure sounds like I did. Either way,...
Posted by on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 02:43:00 GMT

Why 30 Rock is the funniest show on television

It all boils down to this little exchange: Tracy: I'm going to make you a mixtape Jack Donaghy. Do you like Phil Collins? Jack: I have two ears and a heart don't I?
Posted by on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 10:25:00 GMT

quote of the day

Peter, in reference to UCLA's upset win over USC, which ended the Tojans' run for the national championship: "This is proof that God is not a dickhead."
Posted by on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 18:31:00 GMT

Populism at its finest

This is, hands down, my favorite sports weekend of the year. And I've said it before, but the first weekend of March Madness is better than Christmas and runs a close second to sex. The tournament ca...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 20:14:00 GMT

Couldn't have said it better myself

I not a big believer in letting others speak for me, but this time Jenny has already written something that describes me at this moment in time. So, frankly, why should I try to improve on something t...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Aug 2005 00:59:00 GMT

Happy festivus to all, and to all a good night

I swear this is better than Christmas. I just watched the pilot with no commercials at a time when nothing else is on regular TV. I'm busting Jerry, I'm busting. One episode down, 35 to go...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Nov 2004 00:33:00 GMT

words to live by

Today's installment comes from Trudy Weigel, a fun-loving, occasionally sucidal member of the Reno Sheriffs Dept. She dispensed some advice recently that, if followed, could make us all better peo...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Nov 2004 23:31:00 GMT

Let's go Red Sox! clap clap ... clapclapclap

Dear Red Sox, Thanks for making history last night. Thanks for beating the piece of shit Yankees in their own ballpark. No thanks, however, for the weekday morning hangover I've got now. From, S...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Oct 2004 10:54:00 GMT

It's not Friday, but I'm in love

Well kind of. I'd like to say that I'm in love with Kate Winslet, but I'm actually in love with Charlie Kauffman, or at least a character created by him. I just bought Eternal Sunshine, which changed...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Oct 2004 02:14:00 GMT