There's something wrong with me.
long walks in the ghetto, Mortal Kombat 2 on the Sega Genesis, dumpster diving, any new william hung smash hits, shaving the top part of my head bald to look like larry david, gold mining in the hills, prank calling Grandma.
Uncle Jesse.
wilco, ryan adams, turbonegro, the libertines, babyshambles, smashing pumpkins, clap your hands say yeah, the hold steady, bonnie "prince" billy, pavement, bob dylan, the clash, the jam, paul weller, oasis, stephen malkmus, tom waits, paul westerberg, the replacements, sex pistols, silver jews, crooked fingers, rolling stones, johnny cash, joe strummer, david bowie, the band, michael mazochi, the ramones.
rushmore, big lebowski, bottle rocket, sexy beast, royal tenenbaums, election, napoleon dynamite, music documentaries: don't look back, the filth and the fury, westway to the world, i'm trying to break your heart; cool hand luke, butch cassidy and the sundance kid, Hud, buffalo 66, midnight cowboy.
The Office
Blood Meridian, big sur, breakfast of champions, the sun also rises, catch-22, franny and zooey, heminway short stories, the bible en espanol, God bless you mr. rosewater, Moneyball.
You should know this by now.