...the zoo |
A bloke starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks. First is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds. As he does this a huge fish jumps out and bites him. To s...
Posted by AzMansell on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 05:26:00 PST |
...The most functional word in the english dictionary..... |
THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
Well, it's shit & that's right, shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.
Consider: You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-o...
Posted by AzMansell on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 12:03:00 PST |
...Spaz's amazingly useful tips..Read On...... |
MAKE bath times as much fun for kiddies as a visit to the seaside by pouring a bucket of sand, a bag of salt and a dog turd into the bath. PEOPLE whose surname is Toblerone should always take along an...
Posted by AzMansell on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 09:02:00 PST |
...Swimmings good for you...especially if your drowning |
not only do you get a good cardio-vascular workout... you also dont die
Posted by AzMansell on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 08:20:00 PST |
...i hate velcro, its such a rip-off |
i also hate pritt-stick. i think its cheap and tacky
Posted by AzMansell on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 08:27:00 PST |
...the incredible story of a camel named tarquin... |
Today a camel entered via my rear entrance and delivered some white goods.
i think his name was tarquin
anon (and ariston)...
Posted by AzMansell on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 12:15:00 PST |
