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About Me

Somewhere in the world there is someone who gets me. Until I meet that person I shall wander aimlessly through nights of drunken debauchery and rock and roll insignificance, belittling all who come under my intense gaze whilst simultaneously wishing I was more like Steve Buscemi or possibly Michael Ivins. In the meantime I'll fight you for a pound.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

A woman as bemused by the modern world as I am.

Music:

In no order at all: Weezer, Beastie Boys, Richard Thompson, Joy Division, Basement Jaxx, The Beatles, Pearl Jam, Nirvana, Public Enemy, Gomez, Supergrass, Echo and the Bunnymen, Primal Scream, N.E.R.D, Queens of the Stone Age, Guns N Roses, Goldie Lookin Chain, Chemical Brothers, Prodigy, Motorhead, Armand Van Helden, Mercury Rev, Snow Patrol, Foo Fighters, Sex Pistols, The Clash, Ash, At the Drive In, Beck, Bad Religion, Billy Bragg, Bob Dylan, Bruce Springsteen, Dandy Warhols, Hanson, Evan Dando/The Lemonheads, Pixies, Grandaddy, Mogwai, MC5, Iggy Pop, John Lennon, Stephen Malkmus, Nelly Furtado, Outkast, Rage Aginst The Machine, Super Furry Animals, Genesis (prior to the departure of Peter Gabriel), Thin Lizzy, Black Sabbath (pre Dio), Fairport Convention, The Band, Nic Jones, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Albert Hammond Jr, Led Zeppelin, The Flaming Lips, Tom Waits, The Cure, The Special Goodness, Space Twins, The Who, U2, Jimi Hendrix, PJ Harvey, Arcade Fire, Charlotte Hatherley, They Might Be Giants, Bloc Party, Kasabian, Scissor Sisters, British Sea Power, New Order, Flaming Lips, Kanye West and more...

Movies:

I could go on forever...so just a few: Pulp Fiction, Goodfellas, Taxi Driver, Raging Bull (any Scorsese in fact) Trainspotting, Fargo, Les Quatre Cent Coups (The 400 Blows) Akira, The Usual Suspects, Blazing Saddles, The Blues Brothers, The Great Outdoors, Night Of The Hunter, Godfather 1+2 (not 3!) Donnie Brasco and so on and so forth...

Television:

The Sopranos is the best show ever. Also: The Simpsons, I'm Alan Partridge, Knowing Me Knowing You with Alan Partridge, Bottom, Father Ted, Fawlty Towers, Spaced, Phoenix Nights, Frasier, The Fast Show, The Office, The Mighty Boosh etc...

Books:

Too many to mention: Matilda by Roald Dahl, Jurassic Park by Michael Crichton, Captain Corelli's Mandolin by Louis De Bernieres, Lemmy's Autobiography, Easy Riders Raging Bulls by Peter Biskind, Father Ted scripts by Graham Linehan and Arthur Matthews, Terry Pratchetts Discworld books, Douglas Adams' Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy series, Harry Potter and so on...

Heroes:

Levon Helm, Rick Danko, Richard Manuel, Garth Hudson, Noddy Holder, Lemmy, Beck, Jonny Depp, Martin Scorsese, Quentin Tarantino, Che Guevara, Al Pacino, John Lennon, Bobby Gillespie, Isambard Kingdom Brunel, Joe Strummer, Bob Marley, Richard Thompson, Robert DeNiro, Kurt Cobain and many more Rockers, film stars and dregs of society!

My Blog

Heaven knows I'm miserable now...

Hi all. Sorry I've been offline for the last week or so. The French chap who used to live with me was booted out last weekend for not paying his rent which means he took his internet connection with h...
Posted by The G.O.R.D." on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 07:46:00 PST

It's like losing an arm...

I am currently disconnected from the internet which SUCKS ASS! So I'm sorry if I take ages to reply to any peeps, no disrespect meant  Thom was here...
Posted by The G.O.R.D." on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 11:44:00 PST

Cheeeeeeeeeeeeese Poastie!

Thom's recipe school part 2:   Thom's 2 cheese Toastie (The Cheese Poastie!)   Take two slices of bread, butter them both. Spread some philadelphia on one of the slices then slice some chedd...
Posted by The G.O.R.D." on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 10:33:00 PST

Welcome to my life tattoo...

I'm gonna get some tattoos. Any suggestions?
Posted by The G.O.R.D." on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 05:32:00 PST

Gordon Ramsay? I shit him!

Gordy's gourmet guzzler Ladies and gentlemen for your eating pleasure I present the recipe for my gourmet guzzler, a very fine beef burger. For this you will require: 1 beef burger, 1 bun, butter, ket...
Posted by The G.O.R.D." on Sat, 10 Dec 2005 07:43:00 PST

Now I understand...but do I understand?

I am the invisible badger of d00m! I will eat your soul with beans and a fried egg.
Posted by The G.O.R.D." on Wed, 07 Dec 2005 10:31:00 PST

Thirty Days: one month.

As of tomorrow I'll have been in London exactly one month. In that time I have: Turned 23, Started work in a new office, Spent a whole weekend gettin mashed then gone to work at 6am on the monday, be...
Posted by The G.O.R.D." on Fri, 02 Dec 2005 11:20:00 PST

Too drunk to cook...

I'm hungry but I can't be arsed with cookin. Well, it's not so much that I can't be arsed to cook it's more that I can't be arsed with cleaning up afterwards. Damn my lazy ass! I'm listening to Radio ...
Posted by The G.O.R.D." on Wed, 30 Nov 2005 11:33:00 PST

2 megs of Spunky goodness!

I now have 2 meg broadband again. Thank god! Life was getting sloooooow.
Posted by The G.O.R.D." on Tue, 29 Nov 2005 04:31:00 PST

Knocks Fat Out!

George Foreman Grills are the greatest invention of all time. I don't know how I survived before I had one. Fast, efficient, tasty, healthy AND easy to clean. A quick wipe with a damp sponge and you'r...
Posted by The G.O.R.D." on Tue, 22 Nov 2005 09:30:00 PST