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Capt. Nieto

I see a monster in my backyard on the swingset.

About Me

rough and tumble, more likely to get dirty than not, king shit funny.

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My Interests

water conservation through mulching and compost, living things, gasoline powered things, cooking foods, good times, swimming, reading, weeding, too much fun

I'd like to meet:

realistic idealists, farmers and other people with filthy hands, people who can use a street howitzer effectively, ladies with wide vistas, and Montana Wildhack ..

Music:

whatever is in my changer are the good jams for good times and bad. and some Creedence.

Movies:

Gangs of New York, Apocalypse Now, The Life Aquatic: with Steve Zissou, Once upon a time in the West, Fletch, The Mist, anything with Steve Guttenburg

Television:

Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery?Divine Intervention

Books:

Rodale's Organic Gardening Encyclopedia, Kingdom of Fear by HST, A Demon Haunted World by Carl Sagan, the dictionary

Heroes:

William Cutting, Robobama: the Robot Obama, Joseph Campbell, Destro, Carl Sagan, Dr. Hunter S. Thompson, Col. Walter Kurtz, Bumblebee man, Brother Malcolm X and Ed Lover

My Blog

swine humiliation factor five billion

How many illegal aliens in a clown car does it take to befuddle a policepersonman? this many.god bless Benny Hill. ...
Posted by Capt. Nieto on Mon, 12 May 2008 03:36:00 PST

this is positive behavior

that it is a skull and bones pinata makes it that much more awesomer. HA. ...
Posted by Capt. Nieto on Thu, 01 May 2008 11:15:00 PST

see previous blog

they didn't lose an eye or finger, just fear ...
Posted by Capt. Nieto on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 07:12:00 PST

Pinatas teach us

Pinatas*  teach us valuable life lessons. 1. He who does all the work often gets fucked out of the candy.2. Smashing things with a stick is far more gratifying  than  some shitty candy....
Posted by Capt. Nieto on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 04:53:00 PST

Ron Paul is a Racialist

People think that Dr. Paul is a racist because he thinks that all American citizens should be treated equally under the law. You are retarded if you protest demanding racial, or social equal...
Posted by Capt. Nieto on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 06:27:00 PST

Texas is not Mexico

Educate yourselves and understand why the republic must be preserved. Today is  Texas  Independance Day,  lets keep it ,  stand  fast against  the hordes of  pawns a...
Posted by Capt. Nieto on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 03:36:00 PST

Beowulf

my one photo review of the film Beowulf...
Posted by Capt. Nieto on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 07:40:00 PST

bird feeder

Birds that have come to my feeder today:1. Golden Fronted Woodpecker2. Blue Jay3. Carolina Chickadee4. Tufted Titmouse5. Northern CardinalAnd here are some words from my friend Ragnar Redbeard:Open yo...
Posted by Capt. Nieto on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 11:45:00 PST

curiouser and curiouser

LUKE: It looks like the sandpeople did it, all right. Look, there's gaffii sticks, bantha tracks, it's just, I never heard of them hitting anything this big before! BEN: They didn't, but we are meant ...
Posted by Capt. Nieto on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 09:33:00 PST

dirt leg

what are ya'll redarded.. another patsy scene. once again the man parades out the disaster guilty guy. some muppet tortured and drugged dragged into the public eyes. explosions rock minds. the soiled ...
Posted by Capt. Nieto on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 12:17:00 PST