Joel Howard

Once upon a time, many moons ago...okay, not THAT many moons ago, Joel began what has apparently become a life. Not much is known about Joel in the years prior to his questionable appearance in Malibu and the details since have been surrounded in a fog of mystery. We do know this: He was born once. He has drawn oxygen for approximately 40 years (Crikey) and he works entirely too much. Some personal data just in: In his spare time, Joel loves to sleep. He devotes more hours than are healthy to movies (Watching them, writing them, reading scripts...). Much to his neighbor's chagrin, he's teaching himself how to play guitar instead of taking lessons like a normal person. He also purposely eats things that are not recommended by the dental community...or for that matter, vegetarians, vegans or nutritionists in general. Yes, his fangs are real. He did not have them modified to look pointy. In his other spare time, which he of course has very little of, he enjoys walking along the beach at night, not being blinded by the sun, outdoor temperatures that most other people could consider...frigid, driving faster than the authorities allow, and did we mention sleep?