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Stolen Goods

Full Frontal Nerdity

About Me

boot-wearin', hair-bleachin', head-shavin', beer-brewin', tree-huggin', coffee-drinkin', book-readin', dork-lovin', trail-runnin', backpackin', BART-ridin' tomboy-femme-bottom. i'm a stubborn little shit, i don't take orders well, i have endless forgiveness for the fuckups of friends and lovers and i like my life simple, punctual and preferably full of warm weather and good, dark beer.

My Interests

bruises, dirty photos, little pieces of art, wool scarves, coffee and donuts, biology, ecology, leather, tattoos, long eye-lashes, beer, hoodies, rough sex, road trips, jocks, hermits, buddhism, freckles, hazlenut blackberry muffins, weight lifting, backpacking, painting other people's nails, bossy girls, intense sensations, hot dry weather, quirks, dorks, geeks, bois, grrls, poetry, yams, developing film, flirting in darkrooms, hope for the future, dirt, Rogue Ale's Hazelnut Brown Nectar, polartech, girlfriends who bring me beer and ice cream, New Belgium Brewing Co.'s "1554", Keen shoes

I'd like to meet:

all the beautiful people, the tattooed ladies, the perverted and the pure.

Music:

Zoe Keating, Bjork, EBTG, The Sundays, Imogen Heap, Madonna (the old stuff, not the new stuff), Janet Jackson, Me'shell Ndegeocello, Yo Yo Ma, most cello, flute and french horn music, Death Cab for Cutie, a few random soundtracks, Feist, Jet Black Crayon, Tori Amos, and most recently: Kid Beyond,

Books:

Even Cowgirls Get the Blues, Written on the Body, Genome, Invisible Monsters, Deadly Feasts, Loose Woman, Prodigal Summer, the Bean Trees, Pigs in Heaven, Dharma Bums,

Heroes:

deepa mehta

My Blog

list

good things: it's sunny, it's saturday, i'm in love, i just got a raise at work, i had a donut this morning, i'm having a picnic with my sweet boi tomorrow in the city,  i'm about to start a...
Posted by Stolen Goods on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 11:28:00 PST

words

"Emotions, in my experience, aren't covered by single words.  I don't believe in "sadness", "joy", or "regret".  Maybe the best proof that language is patriarchal is that it oversimplifies f...
Posted by Stolen Goods on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 12:28:00 PST

holidays

this time of year bugs me for a number of reasons. the romantic comedies one is forced to see with one's parents on xmas eve because there's nothing else to do being one of those reasons. went to se...
Posted by Stolen Goods on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 06:59:00 PST

hotel

there is something about hotel beds, especially cheap hotel beds, that makes me think of sex. and this hotel bed is deffinetly going to waste tonight. that is a sad situation considering my mood thi...
Posted by Stolen Goods on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 07:36:00 PST

beer, cont.

second beer update: i bottled my precious brew on friday.  it needs to sit and condition for a few weeks so expect a beer drinkin', jack birthday celebratin' party around December 22nd or so.&nbs...
Posted by Stolen Goods on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 09:42:00 PST

cranky

cuz my birthcontrol is making my breasts bigger.  i'm pissy about this.  but i don't want cramps that make me want to kill myself every month.  what to do?
Posted by Stolen Goods on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 08:48:00 PST

beer

beer brewing update: have transfered my beer from the primary fermenter to the secondary fermenter. tasted the in-progress beer...it's suprisingly promising, flat but distinctly beer-like. in two week...
Posted by Stolen Goods on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 08:23:00 PST

thanks

to liz for the pie, to winnie for the phone call, to stacey for the facial hair, to my dad for the support and brewing advice, to my mom for the eventual understanding, to janell for the leather cuffs...
Posted by Stolen Goods on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 12:22:00 PST