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Chowder

This aint Mayberry Sweetheart!

About Me


Your past is a skeleton walking one step behind you, and your future is a skeleton walking one step in front of you. Maybe you don't wear a watch, but your skeletons do, and they always know what time it is. Now, these skeletons are made of memories, dreams, and voices. And they can trap you in the in-between, between touching and becoming. But they are not necessarily evil, unless you let them be. What you have to do is keep moving, keep walking in step with your skeletons. They ain't ever going to leave you, so you don't have to worry about that. Your past ain't going to fall behind, and your future won't get to far ahead. Sometimes though, your skeletons will talk to you, tell you to sit down and take a rest, breathe a little. Maybe they'll make you promises tell you all the things you want to hear. Sometimes your skeletons will dress up as a beautiful Indian women and ask you to slow dance. Sometimes your skeletons will dress up as your best friend and offer you a drink, one for the road. Sometimes your skeletons will look exactly like your parents and offer you gifts. But, no matter what they do, keep walking, keep moving. And don't wear a watch.... See, it is always now. The past, the future, all of it is wrapped up in the now. that's how it is. We are trapped in the now.Then I remember that God is really old. So maybe God has God arthritis. And maybe that's why the world sucks. Maybe God's hands and fingers don't work as well as they used to. Maybe God looks down on earth and sees the bad guys and tries to pick them up. Maybe he wants to squish them like bugs. But God's arthritis is so bad he can't make his fingers work. There are so many rich people who don't share their shit. They're like spoiled little ten-year-old bullies on the playground. They hog the monkey bars and the slide and the seesaw. And if you complain even a little bit, if you try to get just one spin on the merry-go-round, the bullies beat the shit out of you.
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My Interests

Basicaly I'm a short, bald, cigar smokin, sweet tea drinkin, overall wearin, biker who likes College football, Star Trek, trains and hot chicks. I love riding and tinkering around on motorcycles, ATVs, and snowmobiles. I spend mass amounts of time at the gym so I can grate cheese off my abs and become Vin Diesels Mini Me. I'm a very simple and easy goin guy who loves to watch tv for nothing more than to make fun of the people who get themselves on tv.

I'd like to meet:

Other intelligent people like me who have compassion for the human race as a whole!

Music:

PINK FLOYD!! Country both old and new, Rob Zombie, Powerman 5000, Foo Fighters, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, Ozzy, James Blunt, Def Lepoard, ZZ Top, ACDC, Elton John, The Lemonheads, Gwar, Soulfly, pretty much everything

Movies:

Little Miss Sunshine!! JAMES BOND FOOLS!! X-FILES! 300, Team America World Police, Star Wars, Spaceballs, Star Trek, The Godfather, The Hunt for Red October, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Boys Don't Cry, Monty Python and the Holy Grail and The Meaning of Life, Sling Blade, Band of Brothers, So I Married an Axe Murder, Bevis and Butthead Do America,Stewie Griffin Movie, South Park

Television:

PBS anything, Battle Star Galactica, X-Files, The Simpsons, Star Trek Voyager, South Park, History Channel Family Guy, 6 Feet Under, Big Love, Weeds, Deadwood, Tin Man, The Muppets

Books:

Chiltons Repair manuels, Tale of Two Cities, East of Eden, The Well of Loneliness, Stone Butch Blues, The Night Trilogy: Night, Dawn, The Accident, Da Vinci Code, Angels and Demons, After Long Silence, Sherman Alexie books, Me Talk Pretty One Day

Heroes:

Grandmaw and Grandpaw

My Blog

Rehab

Incomplete Defeat Oxymoron of the lost and found Odious, insane call of hell I'm seized and bound, Madness, once again has stalked and found me idle - unaware Now it both seduces and repels as I surre...
Posted by Chowder on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 05:55:00 PST

Superhero in Boise

As a Parking Nazi I know people dont think I have much of a heart, but I do have one and its stings can occasionally be played, and recently one little girl knew just how to tug on them. I was given a...
Posted by Chowder on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 12:57:00 PST