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Martand

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About Me

.. ..Martand 1My name is Martand, I'm in my twenties, living in London. I'd be less apathetic if I wasn't so lethargic!!! I am a mix of Chinese, Indian & English and a descendant of the 'Diwans', the Indian Princes. My name is that of the Sun God in the ancient language of Sanskrit. All very incredible sounding stuff, but sadly meaningless in todays world, LOL!I love comedy, the rock'n'roll lifestyle + its music, cars, gadgets, films, photography and lots of other interesting things. I'm hugely interested in Scientific Discoveries, especially in the field of Cosmology and the study of Space Time/The Universe and regularly study the works of Professor Stephen Hawking. If its gadget, science or business related, I'm interested!! Spare time ideally is spent mountain biking, video-gaming, photographing, or Quad Biking! Anyway, as nobody is actually reading this, I'll just stop right there!!!!! :-) I'm always keen to chat and to listen, so feel free to add me as a friend!***** My company's new site is up at Speed Sport UK Ltd www.SpeedSportUK.com --------------------------------

My Interests

Fashion/Glamour Photography, Entrepreneurship, Business, Aviation, Cars & Motorsport, Astronomy, Cosmology, Exploration, Electronics & Gadgets, Quad Biking, Acting and of course Comedy; After all, a joke is a serious thing!! :-)..

I'd like to meet:

George W. Bush, John McCain, Professor Stephen Hawking, Vince McMahon, Kat Von D, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Hank Azaria, W. Axl Rose, Conan O'Brien, Pam Amderson, Robert Rodriguez, Quentin Tarantino, Frank Miller, Seth McFarlane, Bill Bryson, Brooke Burke, Trish Stratus, Marie Curie(D), Socrates(D), Albert Einstein(D) (So I can discuss my additional ideas on String Theory & Quantum Mechanics) and probably Jesus(D?Thank God I'm an Atheist LOL!)

Music:

Guns 'n' Roses, Bullet for My Valentine, Godsmack, Trivium, Killswitch Engage, Avenged Sevenfold, Saliva, Slipknot, System of a Down, Panic! at the Disco, Linkin Park, Sevendust, Muse, Velvet Revolver.

Movies:

Sin City, 300 and Lucky Number Slevin are my top three! Also, in no particular order; Desperado, The Faculty, From Dusk til Dawn, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, Spider-Man Trilogy, The Ice Harvest, V For Vendetta, Spaceballs, Liae Liar, Bruce Almighty, Kill Bill 1&2, The Matrix Trilogy, Terminator 2, Reservoir Dogs, The Island, Crash, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Pulp Fiction, The Cableguy, March of the Penguins, The Producers, The Constant Gardener, Saw Trilogy, The Devils Rejects, Memoirs of a Geisha, A History of Violence, A Scanner Darkly, Hot Shots Part Deux, Lord of War, Face Off, Lolita, Con Air, Vanilla Sky, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, My Cousin Vinny, Crank and the absolutely ingenius Borat.

Television:

WWE Raw, Smackdown & ECW, Huff (Hank Azaria),Late Show w/ David Letterman, The Tonight Show w/ Jay Leno, Late Night w/ Conan O'Brien,Family Guy,American Dad, Futurama, The Simpsons, King of the Hill, The Apprentice, Dragons Den, American Chopper, Miami Ink, Bulls and Bears, Cashin' in & Meerkat Manor as well as any good documentaries and comedies.

Books:

A Short History of Nearly Everything by Bill Bryson (My favourite book), The Game by Neil Strauss, Tales of the Unexpected by Roald Dahl, Angels and Demons by Dan Brown, The Da Vinci Code by Dan Brown, The Universe in a Nutshell by Professor Stephen Hawking, A Brief History of Time by Professor Stephen Hawking, Principia Mathematica by Sir Isaac Newton and Collected Plays 1 & 2 by Steven Berkoff.

Heroes:

My Dad
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Martand
Birthday: September 30th.
Birthplace: I was found on the doorstep of a Monastery, the Monks couldn't tell me who I was or where I came from, because they took a vow of silence!!!
Current Location: London Baby!
Eye Color: Brown.
Hair Color: Dark Brown.
Height: 6'0.
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right.
Your Heritage: English, Indian, Chinese, Persian, etc etc...
The Shoes You Wore Today: Timberlands.
Your Weakness: Food and girls.
Your Fears: Every insect that crawls.
Your Perfect Pizza: Lots of meat, cheese, chillis & jalapenos.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Hmm, too many to mention.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: Erm, hello I'm a guy! Food, piss, sex, more sleep...
Your Best Physical Feature: The back of my right knee?!
Your Bedtime: Always morning, haven't gone to bed before 01:00 (usually later) in 15 years!!
Your Most Missed Memory: Being in Thailand.
Pepsi or Coke: Coke Zero or Diet Pepsi, don't care as long as I get at least 4 cans (1.3 litres) a day! It's my fuel!
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds for convenience as they're everywhere, but Burger King for quality fast food!
Single or Group Dates: Group dates are really fun!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: No no, there's no cola in them!!
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee (strong).
Do you Smoke: Never tried it! I like Turkish Shisha though, mmm apple flavour!
Do you Swear: In every f@#king sentence!!
Do you Sing: Just when I'm being silly!
Do you Shower Daily: Yup, love showers!
Have you Been in Love: Yes.
Do you want to go to College: Been.
Do you want to get Married: Convince me ladies, haha, kidding. Probably will one day.
Do you belive in yourself: Yeah I guess.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Used to.
Do you think you are Attractive: Personality yes...
Are you a Health Freak: Well, yes and no. I like to be balanced.
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Of course, although they are much better when you are indoors!
Do you play an Instrument: Learning to rock out on the elictric guitar.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes, Tequila!
In the past month have you Smoked: No.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Never tried any.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, I don't like eating Oreo boxes, I find the cookies inside tastier!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Oh yes!!
In the past month have you been on Stage: Been on stage several times, but not in the past month.
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No, it's been a while!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Only hearts...
Ever been Drunk: Of course.
Ever been called a Tease: Yeah.
Ever been Beaten up: Yes, when I was at school I got mugged.
Ever Shoplifted: When I was a stupid kid, maybe just a little thing once or twice.
How do you want to Die: Young and beautiful, in a blaze of glory!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: An adult!
What country would you most like to Visit: Been to loads but would like to see Dubai, Canada, Brazil, Greenland, Iceland, Japan, Mainland China and many, many more.