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The Chevron Whores

Brutal Classic Rock!!

About Me

The Chevron Whores are the soundtrack to everything a local knows about Surfers Paradise; Sex, Drugs, Fakes, Posers, and Neon. The band's name itself is a play on words that exposes the hypocrisy of being beautiful. The Chevron Renaissance is Surfers Paradise's premier yuppie shopping mall. However, look behind the expensive make-up and clothes and you will see women whoring themselves off to rich, arse-hole boyfriends, and young professionals prostituting themselves to the daily grind of greedy corporate interests.
The Chevron Whores debut EP Saturday Night Sin was the first concept album ever written about life in this tourist mecca. It is a mini epic based upon a single hedonistic night out in town. The kind of night that starts with a maxi-taxi into the strip and ends waking under a park bench surrounded by families having BBQ breakfast. The Players are real, and the names have not been changed to protect the innocent.
Now in 2007, The Chevron Whores are busy promoting their latest single, and this time the boys think they have cracked the future of Rock 'n' Roll. With their new 6minute 17second rhapsody "Mistress of the Night", The Whores have moulded rocks commercial viability, prog's musical dexterity, and punks heaving aggression into one corker of a song. Brisbane’s Time Off Magazine described Mistress of the Night as;
"An epically riotous piece that is bound to take you back to the days when prog and punk were played with such passion." ~Dan Condon, Time Off Magazine (20-26 June 2007).
The band will be heading back into the studio soon to follow up Mistress of the Night with their sophomore EP – a disc that is bound to turn heads. Wolfmother may have captured the retro rock sound of Early Led Zep’ and Sabbath, But the Whores are looking to break down the walls of Zep’, Deep Purple, Yes, DK’s, Iggy, Floyd and Queen, then rebuild it all again for the 21st century. Come 2008, Wolfmother may be getting "Paranoid" but The Chevron Whores are the band who'll bring the "Revolution"!!

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Member Since: 11/19/2005
Band Website: chevronwhores.net
Band Members: Jarro - Vocals.

Nate - Lead guitar.

Joey Mongrel - Bass

PurpleZain - Rhythm guit/keys.

Brett - Drums.

Influences: The Hoads, The GC's punk rock grape vine, The seedy underbelly of Surfers Paradise eg, Elsewhere, The Party, Hollywood Showgirls, The Chop House, and anywhere else that will let us in.
Sounds Like: Listen to the songs and find out bitches.
Record Label: Blood Skull Records
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

Vote for us in the 2007 Music OZ Awards!!!

Hey guys, follow the link below to vote for us in the 2007 Music Oz awards. You can win a Maton Guitar worth $1500, and we can win credibility!! All you have to do is follow the link below and then vo...
Posted by The Chevron Whores on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 10:13:00 PST

South Australia Tour Round-Up

Our tour manager Vinnie wrote this for all to enjoy!!! ~%$%~ Fuck! I'm still brain fried so i'll get around to you all individually later. A BIG THANKS TO THOSE WHO CAME & PARTIED WITH THE CH...
Posted by The Chevron Whores on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 10:18:00 PST

June Press Release; Single Launch

1st June 2007. Press Release: Mistress of the Night Single Launch Party It's been 5 years in the making, but Gold Coast's The Chevron Whores think they have cracked the future of Rock 'n' Roll. ...
Posted by The Chevron Whores on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 08:20:00 PST

Straight up reviews not written by us!!!

Six Pack Time Off Magazine Mistress of the Night is the new single from Gold ... Mistress of the Night is the new single...
Posted by The Chevron Whores on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 12:20:00 PST

The Chevron Whores play Fender Guitars

This blog has been written for any of the fans, guitar nerds, or fellow Fender lovers who are out there in cyber-space. The Whores well and truely play Fender Guitars and have done since day one. None...
Posted by The Chevron Whores on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 06:50:00 PST

Nate & PurpleZain to play at Motley Crue Bash 2

Natas Dog & PurpleZain will be playing guitar in the Gold Coasts second Motley Crue tribute show going down at the Cooly Hotel on 2nd July. Guest musicians from the GC's best will be getting toget...
Posted by The Chevron Whores on Mon, 08 May 2006 07:13:00 PST

Scott Dolby Photography

This is a overdue shout out to Scott Dolby, the photographer responsible for the Chevron Whore Photos you see on this page. If you wanna check his work or contact him simply click the link below; Sc...
Posted by The Chevron Whores on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 07:15:00 PST

Is this a come back?

The Chevron Whores have been busy auditioning new bass players up and down our beautiful gold coast. Al officially retired after the CD launch gig forcing PZ to do a shit load of jamming with differen...
Posted by The Chevron Whores on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 05:33:00 PST