A JOKE for Lent |
John Smith was the only Protestant to move into a large Catholic neighborhood. On the first Friday of Lent, John was outside grilling a big juicy steak on his grill. Meanwhile, all his nei...
Posted by Breasts are BEST!! on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 12:36:00 PST |
FAKES and IMPOSTERS |
They say that 'imitation is the sincerest form of flattery', but is that true when someone is trying to STEAL YOUR IDENTITY? While the internet (dating services & such) is ripe ...
Posted by Breasts are BEST!! on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 08:23:00 PST |
The Old Poodle |
Since over half of my 'friends' on this site are younger than me , I figured I would post this for ME! Hope you enjoy........ The Old Poodle A wealthy old lady decides to go on a ...
Posted by Breasts are BEST!! on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 08:10:00 PST |
Grandma |
The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair, where the activities for her 100th birthday were taking place. Grandma couldn't speak very well, but she could write notes when she...
Posted by Breasts are BEST!! on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 12:13:00 PST |
Pecans in the Cemetery |
On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, ou...
Posted by Breasts are BEST!! on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 08:28:00 PST |
The Hormone Hostage |
The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a ...
Posted by Breasts are BEST!! on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 08:47:00 PST |
'STUFF' happens |
Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are...
Posted by Breasts are BEST!! on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 02:06:00 PST |
What kind of friend are you? |
True Friendship (With none of that Sissy Crap!!!! ) Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a ...
Posted by Breasts are BEST!! on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 08:42:00 PST |
HOT LOVE STORY |
I SHALL SEEK AND FIND YOU.. I SHALL TAKE YOU TO BED AND HAVE MY WAY WITH YOU.. I WILL MAKE YOU ACHE, SHAKE AND SWEAT UNTIL YOU MOAN AND GROAN. I WILL MAKE YOU BEG FOR MERCY...BEG FOR ME TO STOP. I WI...
Posted by Breasts are BEST!! on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 11:13:00 PST |
Prison Joke |
I hope you enjoy........
THE ESCAPEE
A man escapes from a prison where he has been kept for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He order...
Posted by Breasts are BEST!! on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 09:54:00 PST |
