Ira Tigermann

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yapping and yipping
are both undesirable.
What you really need is
a dog that goes RUFFF "

Name:
Ira Tigermann

DOB:
29/07/1975

Country:
Zagreb, CROATIA

Height/Weight:
175(5'9)/55

Size:
100(32FF)–60–100

Shoe size:
37/7

Orientation:
100% Straight

Profession:
XXX behind the scenes

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I am publisher of xxx magazines. Everything started something like 6-7 years ago with Penthouse for Ex Yugoslavian countries, and after a year or so I launched my own brand, Cathouse; extreme, all sexual preferences monthly. There are also few periodicals, but you already got the picture. I am not porn star or model, and never was one. I just love being behind the scenes of something I don't even see as a porn industry, more human nature in it's pure core.

Please, don't send me messages, if it's not something really, really, really important. I just don't have a time to answer them all, and if I do, guys mail me 10 new ones every day. I can't handle it, and I don't want to see you getting frustrated by my ignoring. Instead, if you wanna say hi, use comment box. I reed all of them and appreciate every one. There are always blog comments where we can communicate since I try to be active as much as possible. You don't have to send me mails before adding me, just do it. I am here for networking, meeting new and exciting people no matter who or where you are.

23/02/2008 - :)))))

Aaaaaa.....KisKisKis....VladoVladoVlado!!!!:))))

18/02/2008

Actually I wanted to write something about Valentines day, share few memories from the past and tell how it went this year, but since it's in the same time boring and insignificant I’ll skip it. Instead you can enjoy photo I got from beautiful Jackson Price and my reflections caught in the mirror in the night of 14.02.2008.

Turkish, Albanian, Kazakh and other Islam boys are amnestied from the problem I wanna discuss; I know you just won't be able to stop looking at my almost 10 kg expanded curves. Others without BBW harem genes please think about this:

Based on your private experience and observations, do opposites attract or you tend to get interested into women who are as close to you as possible?
I don’t believe in ‘opposites’ theory; my men were all like brothers. I always chose same type, and if I had a perfect male relative, it would be my preferred boyfriend – inside and outside.

Two stupid details; I have very strong jaw line and absolutely hate theatre. One of the first things that catch my eyes on guy is jaw line, and enjoying theater was never on the top list of my lovers interests.

The older I get, more I feel who is ‘my kind’ and don’t waist time on wrong species, as I used to do with frustrating results from high school on.

Also, if you analyze images of intimate couples taken on social events, you’ll notice they very often share same expression, facial features, posture etc.

That’s breeding among same herd aka. attraction of the similar.

Kisses,
I.



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16/02/2008 - MY DAUGHTERS HAVING DINNER

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30/01/2008 - MY BODY

«..samo cu malo komentirat, znan da nije nista bitno i da nece biti povratne poruke, sto nije ni bitno,,,,mali-obicni ljudi mogu samo gledat a oni drugi mogu imat samo tvoje tjelo.. a ti i nemas nista osim tijela...gdje ti je dusa,um jel to vole muskarci i traze li to kod tebe..odgovor znamo..NE!!..zele te samo u krevetu :) i to je sve :)))to je sve sto cjenu kod tebe :)) bok...sorry na smetnji ;)»

It's interesting that most people assume someone can't have fuckable body and at least semi functional mind. This young man makes one step further stating that besides brain, I don’t have a soul.

What might be origin of (t)his theory…?

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25/01/2008 - CELIBATE :(

I think that someone played with my clipped nails and frog shit. Everything in my life is fine, just to bad that I am cursed. Maybe my grand grand mother fucked married men and that’s why I can have pretty much everything life has to offer, except penis with my name on it. I wouldn’t know how does the organ look like, if not professionally doomed on viewing meters of cocks on an everyday basis.

Few days ago I had dinner with 2 girls. One is going dirty with orthodox priest. Guy has enormous penis and colored hair & beard. This shit takes place in the church. The other one is humping man who owns big construction company. He operates machines him self coz this gives him hard on.
Everyone around me sports erotic life that sounds like most bizarre stories from my magazine.

I am constantly surrounded by men. Most gorgeous studs ever born; tall, muscular, young, super hung. Billionaires. Charming CEO’s, top lawyers, all kind of supermen. There is just one problem – they are gay or friends or have that one fucking blood cell that smells like nope.

It’s my bed time; I am freshly showered, checking last emails in my pink panties and 5 inch clear mules that happened to stay under the table, and have a perfect view on that big empty bed. Voice message of my EX was that last drop, “I wish you nothing but the best, angel…” You shouldn’t wish me best, you idiot, you should kiss me, and touch me, and…everything me! If sucha brilliant men doesn’t know better than calling me every day to leave wishing well message, what is to be expected of the men who lack so much compared to him?!

Guess this:
- 35 years old guy who got beaten by a 12yo kid on the parking lot, and left crying on the ground.

- 37yo who refused to walk well lit park saturated with old darlings with poodles, at 8PM, frightened of ‘possible attack’. Almost 2 meters tall boardroom buster agreed to go only when I told him that if someone approaches, I’ll defend him and he can run.

- 42years old guy, millionaire, (in my defense - post grad, great looking) took me to dinner at his friends place. One room apartment on the suburbs shared with old drunk woman who didn’t identify her self. Fish on the menu wasn’t cleaned, inside or out. They were both too much into booze to notice. I wanted to leave, but my date insisted on staying so host can recite us some of his poetry. Man appeared with small notebook, stood up and started yelling patriotic lines glorifying village he was born at. It was late. Summer. Windows were open. Neighbors called police. They entered place and wrote down our names, threatening that if not calming down, we’ll get charges. Finally in his car, black BMW series 5. He was very unhappy with me since I asked policemen to took me with them (They refused explaining that I can ride in the car only if arrested. I asked them to arrest me, but they let me down). Unfortunately way back home is open road. He was driving maximally fast, so police stopped us. Instead of paying ticket, that dude started threatening officers with his political contacts, so they arrested him. Oh, I should mention they were SAME guys who came in the apartment. Again, they didn’t wanna take me (?!), and being without cell phone, I walked for eternity to nearest gas station to call taxi. Worst part is that I didn’t like that guy on the first place. Mutual friend begged me ‘to give chance to his tall, dark and oh so cool friend who is crazy about me”.

- Had lunch with friend. His buddy appeared and stayed. Extremely fit and powerful man, also very handsome and charming. It wasn’t in Croatia, so he said he’d like to take me out for a dinner. I gladly accepted. But, in the hotel I browsed his name outta curiosity. I found him on a several international websites covering crime. He spent larger part of his life in jail. Guy was terrorist and contract killer of epic proportions.

- At that time 34, hot as hell, manly, extreme financial security. What’s most important, I was madly sexually attracted to him. He used to start vehement conversations with someone that lasted for a few minutes, than got back to me. It always happened in the car or while he was cumming. But…no one was there, and he wasn’t on the phone.

- My ex who spent equivalent of retirement fond of most people on me, still calls every day and talks for one hour and 30 minutes until cell phone breaks the line, but refuses to have any sexual contact.

- Hot blonde expressing nothing but insane interest for me. After paying dinners and lunches to totally strange woman, in a most exclusive restaurants in a city I was visiting, that last day he took me to shopping that is hardly offered to wife. He never mentioned a possibility of visiting my hotel room, just acted as a driver, escort, bodyguard and one big fat wallet. Before entering plane he gave me a handful of bills ‘to spend in the duty free shop’. I was impressed with my undisputable female qualities that made such a hot, obviously very rich and younger man react on this strange way. Until I learned that he was on a payroll.

- This one was so called regular guy. I wanted to give a try to everyday male, who drives middle class car, makes middle class money and has middle class everything except reasonably sexy looks. Restaurant. First he ordered wrong wine. Than when waiter asked if everything was ok, guy started complaining about something that neither me neither him understood. Waiter concluded that this man must be foreigner, and that’s the reason why he cant express himself. He started addressing him in English! Poor dude blushed like monkey’s ass and after some more stuttering (also on very bad English!!!) ran outa restaurant. Than he called me from the car, sobbing, to come and take his wallet.

- …Man of raw qualities, promising explosive sexual potential matched with exactly my fav type of looks and unpolished, but great brain, asked me for a ‘photo that is big like his chest’. I kept forgetting to email him one, or ask why that format? This request become so obsessive that I decided not to test drive him after all, and started ignoring his calls. Reaction on it were SMS messages about other women who are hitting on him. It totally cooled me down. Every try of making me jealous I see as a betrayal, and leave the scene. I was sad because potential midnight lover turned retard. On the end I learned that he wanted to print my photo – NUDE – all over his chest on the T shirt, ‘so everyone in his circle ASAP sees his superiority.’ Besides, he insisted that I acknowledge him exclusively by his ‘street name’. Tonight he emailed me MP3 about cool man crazy about girl he didn’t even had sex with. It’s called “Ko te ljubi ovih dana” by someone named Sasa Matic ( if you wanna hear ‘our song’, probably there is file somewhere on the internet.) Boy doesn’t live in Croatia. His home is few hundred km’s away. In another country. I’ve seen him twice sitting in the car with men I don’t know, in front of my house. He didn’t call or make any other signal that he is in Croatia, not to mention in front of my house. Once I spotted him from the terrace because he drives very flashy car that doesn’t belong to my street, and second one, I went jogging, and even caught his eyes. He just stared and I got back in.

I’ve seen only two of mentioned males naked. With others shit happened before unzipping. That’s why doing it on the first date is great – with every next dinner chances that man will blow his chance rises.

I think that I will never have sex again in my life. Just cant see it happen.

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24/01/2008 - SWEET!

I woke up today at 2pm. Still sleepy had Montenegrin pear schnapps and warmed oil for juicy filet mignons. Delivery guy ranged, big bouquet of red roses and Frank’s words. Things can’t get better than this!

22/01/2008 - INSPIRATIONAL THOUGHT OF THE DAY

There are no other living beings in my life, just consumer electronics, empty pizza boxes, uncomfortable furniture, an unreliable car, and a cloud of despair that follows me around. I tried to adopt a dog from the Humane Society, but it didn't want to go with me. Apparently, that was the first time a dog had refused to leave.

21/01/2008 - IRA VOLI VLADU

Mos ga j…., kad je tako, Vladane moj : )
Ovo ti je samo poruka da mi treba jos malo vremena za ono sto sam ti obecala, i da mislim na tebe.
Milijun pusa ti saljem u taj tvoj bijeli grad…
…i veliko hvala : )

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20/01/2008 - W*ORE ME SLAUGHTER YOU

Frank sent me series of q's. Lets start...

Have you ever been rescued by friends and / or strangers from a possible life threatening situation?
- No, once by police. Strangers just watched.
Officer told me in the squad car that it wasn't planned to be robbery, rather some sort of 'blood revenge' since attackers were 'catholic minority from the Kosovo', and ambushed from the vehicle. I just saw something that could be most closely described as deranged midgets in pajamas, possibly infected by the rabies, one little hand hitting me, than absolute miracle - police siren. I also do recall what one of them said, "Kurva ce te koljem! Te teram van iz zemlja! Poznat ja u Hrvatske, jebacutimajku! Saljemti duse te kolju u kuca! (Whore me slaughter you! Me known Croatia, muttafuking! Send souls kill house!)".
Boy in blue added they'll probably kill me later. And later I got messages containing words shallow + grave. Still waiting. Still dunno why. Still puzzled. Still sure they also don’t know why. If I vanish, Snow white's crew me slaughter da bones breken.

What relaxes you more
a) Cat sitting in your lap cuddling and purring
b) A long full body massage
c) An evening with your favourite drink
- Cats beat people anytime

What do you prefer: nice picnic with few friends... or big BBQ with many? And what will you be eating?
- Just one preferred guy. Probably I'll be eating almost raw filet mignon. I always order that.

Do you think others admire you for your risk taking?
- I don't think of others, especially not what they think of me.

What is the most frustrating / disappointing thing about men?
- They are men.

Who do you admire most and why?
- Mentally ill people for not having boundaries set by the society.

What is your biggest turn-off. Your biggest turn-on?
- Practical stupidity & practical mind

Do you jump into action without thinking of the consequences until after you are involved?
- There is no 'until'. I do not do thinking ever.

You are out with your friends and they have entered you to sing karaoke (I Want Your Sex). Do you...
a) Give a performance that no one will forget
b) Pretend to faint on stage
c) Refuse to perform
- I can hardly see my self attending karaoke.

Who would you like to have play you in a movie about your life?
- Nicholas Cage with a wig and boob job would do. He is the only one who looks desperate enough.

You have a male guest over for dinner and the two of you have a little too much to drink. After you visit the ladies room, you find him reading your diary. How do you react?
- I'd take my camera and make a photo of him doing so. Capturing this strange scene would excite me far more than thinking that he was a naughty boy. Hell, I'd pay for making it happen!

If you had a choice of one of the following vacations, would you...
a) Be a groupie on world tour with you favorite band
b) Travel with a lover to a distant romantic island
c) Travel on a all-expense paid vacation to anywhere in the world solo
- Hanging out with Metallica sounds like fun, but I'll take B), of course.

What was your best kiss ever?
Every kiss with a new lover I wanted badly.

Have you ever wanted something so much, but been afraid to ask for it?
- No.

We were all children once, and have all done something bad that no one knows, or at least not many. What is your secret?
- I lied that family cat was my sisters, because she did something bad to the neighbor. I still feel bad about it.

What song best describes you?
- I don't know if someone already wrote it; it should be called 'Whatever'.

What is your best advice for anyone who is afraid of sex?
- Than just don't do it.

If a lover is unable to perform sexually, would you...
a) Fake it so not to embarrass the lover
b) Continuously try over and over again until you get a positive result
c) Wait till your lover falls asleap and satisfy yourself
d) Forget about it
- 'To perform', is being naked in the bed, rest can be handled.

What would surprise you in a good way on a first date?
- I don't go on a first date if I don't expect everything good. I rarely miss.

If you had to choose, which would you prefer, and why?
a) Fantasy sex
b) Seductive role sex
c) Anonymous sex
d) Voyeuristic sex
e) Object sex
- Good sex.

Do you have blackouts where you don't remember what you did or what the time involved was?
- God, no.

What are you most afraid that people might find out about you?
- That everything is actually true.

Have you ever tried anything that you were afraid of? If so, was it worth it?
- Yes. Dunno. It's a chain, not one singled out event.

After a hot night with an amazing lover, you wake up the next morning to find him trying on your clothes. How do you handle it?
- Very possible. I wear pants suits 99%.

What are you most proud of in your life?
- I kept following.

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Music:

Balkan folk & Metallica

Television:

I don’t have TV

Books:

Right now I am into threesome with Michel Houellebecq & Michel Tournier. I also have thing for Czechs...and talking about US boys, Philip Roth can watch us anytime...

Heroes: