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My Smokes

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Please allow me to introduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste I've been around for a long long year stolen many man's soul and faith I was around when Jesus Christ had His moment of doubt and pain Made damn sure that Pilate washed his hands and sealed His fate Pleased to meet you hope you guess my name But what's puzzling you is the nature of my gameStuck around St. Petersburg when I saw it was a time for a change Killed the Tzar and his ministers, Anastasia screamed in vain I rode a tank held a gen'rals rank when the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank Pleased to meet you hope you guess my name. Oh yeah Ah what's puzzling you is the nature of my game. Oh yeahI watched the glee while your kings and queens fought for ten decades for the Gods they made I shouted out "Who killed the Kennedy's?" when after all it was you and me Let me please intruduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste And I lay traps for troubadors who get killed before they reach Bombay Pleased to meet you hope you guess my name. Oh yeah But what's puzzling you is the nature of my game. Oh yeah Pleased to meet you hope you guess my name But what's puzzling you is the nature of my gameJust as every cop is a criminal and all the sinners, Saints as heads is tails, just call me Lucifer 'cause I'm in need of some restraint So if you meet me, have some courtesy have some sympathy and some taste Use all your well learned politesse or I'll lay your soul to waste Pleased to meet you hope you guess my name But what's puzzling you is the nature of my game

My Interests

Hey, I just like to have a good time.
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I'd like to meet:

Anyone who turns my way

Music:

I rock, I roll, I pay the toll// I lay, I breeze on the carribean seas// I sooth, I move, with Chicago's Blues// I'm free, you see, with twang of Country//

Movies:

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Heroes:

George Burns, Cowboys, USMC
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My Blog

A day in the life of...

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Posted by My Smokes on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 01:24:00 PST

The Lastest Bin Laden Video

Osama/Cameraman Argument Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by My Smokes on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 01:13:00 PST

OUR HEROES! Memorial day

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Posted by My Smokes on Tue, 29 May 2007 08:46:00 PST

The Things Kids Say:

Why We Love Children   1) NUDITY   I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As...
Posted by My Smokes on Sat, 05 May 2007 06:58:00 PST

BAD POLLY !

DUDE! this poarrot actually said F*k you sluts!!!! check this out! Pottymouth Parrot Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by My Smokes on Sat, 05 May 2007 06:43:00 PST

Alternative Phone SexLlines

..> Psychic Phone Sex Hotline The Exact Time SeXXX Line Phone Bondage Hot Babes Who Love Everquest The Farm Line Sexy Telemarketers Call You During Dinner   ...
Posted by My Smokes on Wed, 02 May 2007 04:54:00 PST

The Softer Side of HAL and KITT gets Personal

HAL's new Job Add to My Profile | More VideosKitt Gets Personal Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by My Smokes on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 03:31:00 PST

a soda-pop rating addition

Green River I live in Chicago and there is a local soda-pop here called "Green River Soda". My first response to this is "HoW?" How would anyone know what a green river tasted like and WHY? Why would ...
Posted by My Smokes on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 05:33:00 PST

Types of Crackers...

Chicken In A BiskitMy two contradictory questions about this cracker are "Why?" and "Why stop there?" The whole idea of a chicken-flavored cracker is so revolting that I wonder why there's a market fo...
Posted by My Smokes on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 06:55:00 PST

Satanic Wedding Advise

Hi, Kids, I'm Satan, and I'd like to talk to you about proper Wedding Etiquette. Kids, when you're invited to a wedding, it should be treated as the utmost honor. The Bride and Groom have asked you to...
Posted by My Smokes on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 12:31:00 PST