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I'm an enigma, wrapped in a condundrum, all dumped into a salsa filled sock. I'm quirky, cynical and have a dry wit. That said, I'm old enough to know better, young enough to do it anyway. I'm proud of how unpretensious I am and I'm smart enough to know I don't know everything.Words to live by:"if you want to fuck like an eagle, you hafta learn to fly.""music makes the booty spin 'round""when the going gets tough, the weird turn pro."TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Eric
Birthday: April, 1973
Birthplace: North Memorial Hospital
Current Location: DownTown New Hope (such as it is)
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'01
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right with most things, left with one thing
Your Heritage: German/Hawaiian - boyish good looks/amazing regularity
The Shoes You Wore Today: Dockers, how lesbionic
Your Weakness: overfeeding my ego
Your Fears: Pirate Porn
Your Perfect Pizza: canadian bacon/pineapple
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: 8-minute Abs
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I know right?
Thoughts First Waking Up: "where's the fucking snooze button?"
Your Best Physical Feature: goofy looks
Your Bedtime: usually after the sun comes up
Your Most Missed Memory: drinking outdoors
Pepsi or Coke: avoid both
MacDonalds or Burger King: I'm loving it
Single or Group Dates: a group date?? is that anything like a 9-way? No Comment
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: how lame
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Mint Condition - and MOOSE IT
Do you Smoke: I quit, but "no one likes a quitter"
Do you Swear: fuckin' A
Do you Sing: anything monotone - think barry manilow
Do you Shower Daily: I wash most of my 2000 parts everyday
Have you Been in Love: uh huh
Do you want to go to College: been there, done that - Minnesota, hats off to thee
Do you want to get Married: I'm still waiting for a positive example of a marriage that works
Do you belive in yourself: most of the time
Do you think you are Attractive: I do the best with what I've got :)
Are you a Health Freak: not as much as I should be
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Totally
Ever been Drunk: Ya think?