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(in easy to read LIST™ format) born an american boy
russian and german descent
neutral gendered
queer
right handed
green eyes
never worn glasses
real hair color brown
typically shave my head
wore braces in high school
am ticklish, but hate being tickled
current location:Aurora, CO
have two piercings now
no tattoos yet
2 paris of shoes
2 sets of boots
1 former pet hamster
1 former pet squirrel
never smoked cigarettes
drink alcohol frequently
avoid marijuana
the list of vices continues
i swear in front of my parents
(but not my grandparents)
i pick my nose
i cannot sing
i will not do karaoke
i talk to myself
*out loud
*in public
(without realizing it)
i have 1 sister and i like her
she is younger
i don't steal
i was not popular in high school
i want to be friendly to everyone
sometime i come off as intimidating
i love to read
non-fiction especially
i am honest and genuine
some people cannot grasp that
which makes me feel bad for them

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Wouldn't it be great if you were...
(no really, can you describe yourself as...) messy, disorganized, social,
tough, outgoing, rarely worries,
self revealing, open, risk taker,
likes the unknown, likes large parties,
makes friends easily, likes to stand out,
reckless, optimistic, positive, strong,
does not like to be alone,
ambivalent about chaos, abstract,
impractical, not good at saving money,
fearless, trusting, thrill seeker,
not rule conscious, enjoys leadership,
strange, loves food, abstract,
rarely irritated, anti-authority,
attracted to the counter culture
spaztic adorable

Things I Like!

Current Obsessions & Internet Videos
(I linked to them while they were still underground) VICE [www]

Amanda LePore [www] [video]
teamAWESOME! [www]
White Town - Your Woman [video]
Record Store Cats [www]
The Daddle [video]
The Knife [www] [video]
Neal Medlyn's Land of Make Believe [www]
Blue October [profile]
Statler and Waldorf: [www]
Barry Says: [video]
The Bees: [www] [video]
In Case Of Emergency!!
(MySAC!)

Music:

In My CD Case Right Now:

Aphex
Twin Ben
Folds

Bjork Brassy

Butthole
Surfers Daft
Punk

Dieselboy Erick
Morillo

Firewater Flaming
Lips

Godspeed
You
Black
Emperor Gomez

Green
Day Harry
'Choo-Choo'
Romero

Kruder
And
Dorfmeister Koop

Lauryn
Hill Marilyn
Manson

Medeski
Martin
WoodModest
Mouse

Morcheeba My
Bloody
Valentine

NOFX Orbital

Outkast Pansy
Division

Peace
Orchestra Portishead

Primitive
Radio
Gods Radiohead

Renaissance Simply
Jeff

Sunny
Day
Realestate The
Delta
72

The
Reverend
Horton
Heat x

My Blog

Proper Procedure

When decorating a Christmas tree, which is the proper procedure:GARLAND then LIGHTS-or-LIGHTS then GARLANDI don't want to screw this up.Your help is appreciated.--q...
Posted by Chr!s on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 10:23:00 PST

Chr!s was not born. Chr!s debuted.

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Posted by Chr!s on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 08:26:00 PST

Somebody better wipe that seaman off the floor.

Last night was FREAKTRAIN.You should have gone.--q
Posted by Chr!s on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 03:54:00 PST

I Stink

I'm a stinky boy. And anti-capitalist. An awesome combination.Body smells are erotic and sensual. Capitalists don't like that because they are impotent and opposed to all manifestations of sensuality ...
Posted by Chr!s on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 07:34:00 PST

Gobble Gobble

Posted by Chr!s on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 02:05:00 PST

Robert Bechtle

Robert Bechtle(1932 - present)Click to zoom.'61 pontiac - 1968oils on canvasalameda gran torino - 1974oils on canvas[more...]...
Posted by Chr!s on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 10:05:00 PST

Duane Hanson

Duane Hanson(1925 - 1995)Click to zoom.Traveller - 1988fiberglass, mixed mediaqueenie II - 1988polychromed bronze [more...]...
Posted by Chr!s on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 11:13:00 PST

My life in fish eye.

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Posted by Chr!s on Sun, 18 Nov 2007 01:07:00 PST

Skull

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Posted by Chr!s on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 06:39:00 PST

Bartender’s Ball

If any of you have photos from the Bartender's Ball last night, I'd like to see them.Could ya' comment this with them please!Thanks--q
Posted by Chr!s on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 09:11:00 PST