Ian G. once told me, "A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that is why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
Sounds about right, right?
I can tell you a millon reasons why Christina could very well rock your world, but I'll let the reviews persuade you.
"Christina has the ambitions and skills to kill."- Some guy at Lipgloss.
"She's been rhyming since the age of 3. I think the first time was incorporating the word jean with green." -Some Girl she talks to at Three Kings
"She's the greatest girl in Denver from New Mexico ever." -Jacob
She drinks champagne in the alley like nobody's business."- President of the Seattle Champagne Alley Drinker's association.
"She has a keen eye for art"- Velvet Stevie Wonder Painting.
and many more..
You should watch the DvD* or ask around.. This girl rocks.
*send a SASE envelope to.. (Warning: Due to its intoxicating nature, this DVD is banned in 50 states, The EU and Puerto Rico.)--JACOB
