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Patrick

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I was born on a cold November morning in 1981. My parents were wishing for a girl. Clearly they should have wished harder. They got a little homosexual boy instead. Let's see...what else do you need to know about me. I've only killed three people in my life. All were in knife fights. But I didn't start any of the fights. I'm a vegetarian, but I do eat chicken and beef, and ham, and seafood. Otherwise I'm strictly fruits and vegetables. I also eat veal. Mmm veal. Clearly, I hate comedy. Only drama here please. Funny people need not contact me. Also, sarcasm is for the devil and will be punished. I've decided that's all you need to know. If you want more information, hire a detective. Or ask my Mom. She likes to gossip...and knit.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The inventor of string cheese, so I can shake his/her hand. I think I'd like to meet myself. I rule and would love to be my friend, and maybe date me. I think I would definetly be attracted to me and have lots of sex with myself. Is it masturbation if you're having sex with yourself?

My Blog

Baby got Blog!

When did my ass get so huge?  For real, people!  Summer ended and so did my hopes of being skinny.  If I get any replies to this blog with anything resembling, "what are you talking abo...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 09:03:00 GMT

Take this blog and shove it

I am currently unemployed. Who wants to date me?I also live with my parents again? Want to date me now?I also like to fall for guys that are emotionally unreachable, and who tend to control me. Get...
Posted by on Tue, 22 May 2007 07:53:00 GMT

Eleven weird things in my blog.

I was tagged by Jessica, and I faithfully play on, listing 11 odd/interesting things about me. (You can also backtrack and read other people's, which is excellent.) Post it to yer bloggie blog and let...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 19:23:00 GMT

Happy Blog Year!

2006 is coming to an end and so is my tolerance for booze. I remember a day, when I was a boy of 24 and I could drink all the beer and wine in the land and party all night long with no case of the st...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 13:10:00 GMT

One for my baby and one blog for the road.

I'm getting lunch drunk!!! Okay it's actually past lunch time and not quite dinner time. But for those of you who don't know lunch drunk...it's awesome. It's those rare days when you have nothing t...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 14:03:00 GMT

Blog me Baby, One More Time

Punch me in the neck if you want to, but me and the boy are back together....again. You may be thinking..."but why, Patrick? Why go back for more? Are you on crack?" No, no I'm not on crack my fri...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 08:37:00 GMT

Once Bitten Twice Blog

I got dumped twice by the same person in one month. I win. In case you haven't noticed dear friends, I haven't blogged in a while. Reason being, I've been dating someone. It all started one fatefu...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 08:53:00 GMT

Why can't I get just one Blog

WILL SOMEONE PLEASE DATE ME!!!???!! I was thinking about ending my blog with just that one question/request. But I thought I should elaborate just a bit. My recent adventures in dating have left...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 15:49:00 GMT

Blog in Any Language

I've lowered my standards...yet again.Last night I went to the 19 bar with some friends from work. One of the people going is a busser from work. He's my age, very attractive and apparently gay. Th...
Posted by on Tue, 16 May 2006 14:56:00 GMT

Up blog's creek

I am the laziest son of bitch in all the land. I am currently rehearsing for a show that opens a week from yesterday. In a week from this monday, I'll be replacing an actor in another show for the r...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 11:52:00 GMT