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TED JAGUAR

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! !! I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN KNOWN AS " THE LIFE OF THE PARTY " TYPE PERSON. I CAN FIND THE FUNNY IN ALMOST ANY SITUATION. IF SOMEONE IN A CONVERSATION OPENS THE FUNNY DOOR FOR ME, ESPECIALLY SOMETHING THAT I CAN FEED OFF SEXUALLY-- I'M THERE! I CAN DO MORE THAN JUST SAY HILARIOUS THINGS, MY BODY LAGUAGE AND FACIAL EXPRESSIONS CRACK PEOPLE UP. FRIENDS AND FAMILY ALWAYS WOULD TELL ME TO TRY STAND UP COMEDY. SO ABOUT A YEAR AGO, I DID....AND I LOVE IT! MY STAND UP ROUTINES KEEP IT REAL. I CAN BE CLEAN OR DIRTY. I KEEP IT SOOOOO REAL. IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED---- OH F..$%ING WELL, STAY OUT THE COMEDY CLUB BEaach! TO SUM IT ALL UP, COMEDY MAKES ME FEEL GOOD AND I ENJOY MAKING OTHERS LAUGH BECAUSE LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE . HOLLA AT YO BOY AND MAKE A NEW FRIEND. I'M AN UP AND COMING COMIC FROM HOUSTON TEXAS, BY WAY OF BATON ROUGE LOUISIANA. I'VE SHOWCASED MY TALENT ALL OVER THE SOUTH. I AUDITIONED THE 2006 SEASON OF THE LAST COMIC STANDING. YOU MAY HAVE SEEN ME IN THE PLAY " IF IT DON'T LOOK LIKE ME....IT AIN'T MY BABY". PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER FOR HOUSTON'S 2006 BOOTLEGGER OF THE YEAR AWARD WINNER " TED JAGUAR " ! !! NN

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ATE TOO MUCH HOT SAUCE LAST NIGHT.

I ATE CHINESE FOOD LAST NIGHT. NOTE TO SELF, ONLY USE A PINCH OF THE RED HOT CRUSHED PEPPER SAUCE. I DID NOT KNOW THAT MY REAR COULD SHOOT OUT A FLAME!  THE GOOD NEWS IS, NOTHING WAS DAMAGE...
Posted by TED JAGUAR on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 05:04:00 PST