canned laughter,tourettes,not running on sports day,giro day,double giro day,not signing on,contradictions,being arty farty,kicking pigeons,snake charming,juggling with sand,getting up early then going back to bed again,eating yellow snow,walking in the air with aled jones,fake emergencies,kicking landmines,keith chegwins cock,catching bullets with my teeth,black magic,david hasslehoff before he was famous,my family
This is my first film..its for a local jazz festival thats going to be happening in Fishguard at the end of August, i thought id just do it for the hell of it...with a little (big) help from my friends! Big thanks to Jacob Whittaker who helped me edit from four unsinked different media to this in a day! So if anyone needs any editing done Jakes your man! youll find him in my 'friends' bit...hope you enjoy it, any feedback good or bad is appreciated!jaws1 and 2 but not jaws3 he wasnt such a good actor,good swimhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAHsZ0RQiBomer mind..http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBjp1DdnuJI
the tweets,dennis waterman,the krankies before they were married,keith and orville before orville went off the rails and into rehab,alvin and the chipmunks,sir rolf harris,barney the dinosaur,that little girl with no teeth that sings grandad we love you,the bloke that sang the theme tune to hong kong phooey,all gary glitters recent hits,the groovers,well done son,the green cross code man when he joined that death metal band,various garden bird song,little donnie osmond when he was big donnie o,the music of the night,alled jones before he could walk on air,foster without allen.
head,the yellow submarine,the great rock an roll swindle,la haine,man bites dog,pulp fiction,resvoir dogs,jaws,star wars,all da early jackie chan films and brucie boy,the exorcist,surf nazis must die,the omen,irreversible,natural born killers,momento.old disney films.
the mighty boosh,lost,america in the morning,the simpsons,spaced,mr tourettes,shamless,i am weasel.
im a dyslexic but noone believes me so it takes me ages to read a book,ive only managed to read about three but coz my memories so bad i cant remember what happened and what the book was called or if its even my book or if im in the right house reading it or if its even me.i can do comics coz i love the artwork, check out the maxx by sam keith and bat man vs judge dredd by simon bisley an co there the funkin bomb ..
too many to list but i once loved adam ant abd up intill recently thought damon albarn was a bit of a genie arse