Donatella Versace - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I'm a beautiful, beautiful bitch! Do not come over to my house unless you want to get verbally abused... My overvhelming tendency to drink myself into oblivion and accidentally put my arm in the grill when I'm cooking BBQ for my Fourth of July party is about to over take me. I like to BBQ, drink vodka, be around hot and sexy male models, smoke cigarettes, and be fashionable... NOW GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!OH I laaaave you so much.... outta my HOUSE!Each Versace Pocket (the new Hot Pocket) comes in its own disposable $75,000 diamond tote! Versace Pockets come in three exciting flavors. Monterey Chicken.. Champagne.. and my personal favorite, Cheesy Chili Cheeseburger.From your kitchen to your pie hole; from your pie hole to your poop shoot. The Versace Pockets.Eat them or get out!

My Interests

liquor, cigarettes, skimpy clothes, beautiful bitches, Spongebob, cat farts, my Christmas albulm for the kiddies, SNL, Maya Rudolph,

I'd like to meet:

beautiful, beautiful bitches and male models... and anyone who has any booze, because I'm almost out. Bring on the bubbly!

Music:

Christina Aquilera (she's a beautiful bitch, and I want to hold her like a tiny, tiny baby), Justin Timberlake, my Christmas albulm, especially "We vish you a merry Christmas."

Movies:

GET OUT

Television:

OF MY HOUSE!

Books:

only fashion mags and porn.

Heroes:

My brother Gianni, and Elton John, and maybe Jack Daniels, and the airport for giving me those tiny samples of vodka. They save my life with every flight. Mr. Smirnoff. Oooh, I laaave you so much!

My Blog

The Fight for my Top 8! Bring it on...

If you'd like to be in MY top 8... impress me... write a song about me, photoshop a picture of yourself with me, I don't care, but the first 8 people who get me to notice them as I notice...
Posted by Donatella Versace on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 12:55:00 PST

New Donatella picture contest to enter...

I am a vain bitch... I'm so vain, if I was a dog food, I'd be Kibbles N Bitch... therefore, I am asking all my loyal consumers to do something extremely cool and self-sacrificing... make a creative ph...
Posted by Donatella Versace on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 12:26:00 PST