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Josh

It Was the Best of Times, It Was the Blurst of Times.

About Me

i'm all over this: pancake eating, wine swilling, nerd loving goofball.

My Interests

Art, parties, books, food, beaches, BBQ's, boozin, making out, sleeping, tabloids, crossword puzzles, traveling, making my own jams and jellies, long hot showers, cheeseburgers and romance

I'd like to meet:

Amy Sedaris, Maury Povich, Aunt Jemimah

Speakerphone

Music:

Interpol, Scissor Sisters, Jeff Buckley, Ben Folds (Five), Mariah, Basement Jaxx, Frank Sinatra, Chet Baker, Madonna, Los Super Elegantes, Weezer, Dean Martin, Nina Simone, Radiohead, Kylie Minogue, Damien Rice, Jamie Cullum, James Brown, Soul Coughing, Oasis, Violent Femmes, Courtney Love, Billy Joel, Cafe Tacuba, The Toadies, Muse, Beastie Boys, The Avalanches, Peter Stuart, Franz Ferdinand; The Killers; DJ Shadow, U2, Fiona Apple, Fischerspooner, Shirley Bassey, The Postal Service, Rufus Wainwright, LCD Soundsystem, Michael Buble, Sufjan Stevens, Belly, System of a Down, The Pixies, Michael Buble, Kelly Clarkson, Hole, Amy Winehouse, Nelly Furtado, The Rapture, Daft Punk, Herb Alpert, Brazilian Girls, Edith Piaf, Dolly Parton

Movies:

Serial Mom, Ferris Beullers Day Off, Central Station, Before Night Falls, Nine Queens, Zombie Movies (28 Days Later, Dawn of the Dead etc), My Best Friends Gay Baby, Too Many Grandmas, Honk If You're Horny, Kill Bill,

Television:

The Peoples Court, Big Brother, Law and Order, Americas Next Top Model, Iron Chefs, Antiques Roadshow, Strangers with Candy, Mr. Show, Veronica Mars, The Little Rascals, Prison Break, Project Runway, America's Test Kitchen, The Young and the Restless, Lost, Survivor

Books:

On the Road, Catcher in the Rye, A Day in the Life, City of Night, Death in Venice, The Jungle, Native Son, Night, Memoirs of a Geisha, Crime and Punishment, My Name is Asher Lev, The Fountainhead, Jude the Obscure, Running with Scissors, The Road

Heroes:

Chuckles Manson and The Dukes of Hazzard

My Blog

Relationship Advice

I won’t lie here, my relationship record has been spotty at best.  I do know however, that your first contact with someone should not include the phrases "double dating" or "drinks alot".&n...
Posted by Josh on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 11:09:00 PST

I wish Lent was over

I haven't given anything up for Lent, I'm not even Catholic.  But the problem is that McDonalds prices those fish sandwiches at $1.29 on Fridays.  I guess for those that observe certain "mea...
Posted by Josh on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 01:33:00 PST

Big Thanks!

Well it's been a rough few weeks.  What I thought was a cold turned out to be something quite a bit more serious and after a stint in the hospital and then some extended R&R at home I'm back....
Posted by Josh on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 03:25:00 PST

wow, what a year

God this is has been an awful year so far!  I've been sick since day one.  I just can't seem to kick it.  I feel maybe 3% better each day so at this rate I should be back to normal by J...
Posted by Josh on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 04:33:00 PST

Turkey Day

Well the Thanksgiving holiday is around the corner and I'll be taking off to the frigid landscape of Minnesota to visit with the family and some of my friends.  Typically I'm not terribly excited...
Posted by Josh on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 02:28:00 PST

Clean your AeroPort!

Overheard exiting the Red Line station downtown today: Crazy old woman to young thug:  "Young Man!!  Why don't you pull up your pants?  Cuz you need to clean out your Aero Port!  A...
Posted by Josh on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 02:11:00 PST

Oh lord help me

Now as many of you know I'm from the flat brown state of Minnesota.  So I'm often amazed at the situations I put myself into.  For example, last night after lunch and several drinks I wande...
Posted by Josh on Tue, 29 May 2007 11:31:00 PST

Find of the Day

This is the 'Find of the Day' on Found Magazine website:     Nice.
Posted by Josh on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 12:35:00 PST

Cheating Death is HILARIOUS!

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Posted by Josh on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 02:22:00 PST

Weird spam

Check out this whacked out spam message I got in my work email: A revered polar bear Any bowling ball can figure out a financial spider, but it takes a real razor blade to seek a mating ritual. If a s...
Posted by Josh on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 11:44:00 PST