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r3t4rd

speshelejookshun

About Me

look at how cute i was when i was 3... hi. im r3t4rd3d. i sell sea shells by the sea shore. u may remember me from such films as: the other sister, radio, forrest gump, i am sam and rainman. i like sitting by the fire and throwing plastic bags in there and watching them burn...i like the smell too. i like long walks on the sidewalk. i like to TiVo channels that i dont get, its funner that way. i like the rooster and NOT the kitten. my favorite thing to do is nothing and my favorite place to go is nowhere. I LOVE TO EAT (unlike mary-kate) i love laughing at other people, like if they fall on their face, THAT shit is fucking funny. and if they cant get up, THAT is even funnier. if ya can't say sumthin nice about someome......come sit next to me ima smart ass mo fuka, and im OPEN MINDED TOO! if ur niether one of those, then DONT FUCKING TALK TO ME AZZHOLE

My Interests

spanking a monkey. touching my tripple nipple.

I'd like to meet:

i wanna meet special ed from crank yankers yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! i also wanna meet my brutha from anutha mutha, the easter bunny, that kid corky from life goes on, the little voices inside my head, shrek, the pink panther, peter pan, rumplestiltskin, eskimos, hippos, hookers, kidz with downsyndrome :/ the missing link, thugz, bro's, pro's, ho's, pimps, playaz, patnas, ganstas, wiggaz, niggaz, jiggaz, hustlaz, homies, bitchez, ballas with 20 inch blades on the impallas and people that drop it like its hot. People that DON'T have sticks up their asses (even though it may feel good). aim = myIQisl (dont try to type it, just copy n paste it mofo..

Music:

Now in the Bible it saysThou shalt not watch two lesbians in bed,Have homosexual sexUnless of course you were given the consent to join inThen of course, it's intercourseAnd it's bi-sexual sexWhich isn't as bad, as long as you show some remorse for your actionsEither before, during or after peforming the act of that whichIs normally referred to have such, more commonly known phrasesThat are more used by today's kidsIn a more derogatory way butWho's to say, what's fair to say, and what not to say?Let's ask Dr. DreDr. Dre? (What up?)I gotta question if I may? (Yeah)Is it gay to play Putt-Putt golf with a friend (Yeah)And watch his butt-butt when he tees off? (Yeah)But, ut! I ain't done yetIn football the quarterback yells out hutt-huttWhile he reaches in another grown man's assGrabs on his nuts but just what ifIt was never meant it was just an accidentBut he tripped, fell, slipped and his penis went inHis teeny tiny little round hiney but he didn't mean itBut his little weenie flinched just a little bitAnd I don't mean to go in into any more details butWhat if he pictured it as a females butt?Is that gay? I just need to clear things upTil then i'll just walk around with a manly strut because...MM

Movies:

ones that arent boring. anything on BETA

Television:

clay aiken is gay. i watch shows on other peoples TiVos... thats hot.

Books:

ones with BIG letters and lots of pretty pictures. the bible...when its lit on fire

Heroes:

jack bauer, vic mackey, ryan seacrest, the guy that takes my order at jack in the box, minnie mouse, howard the duck, ken from the video game "street fighter 2", YOU

My Blog

alcohol survey :/

1. When was the last time you drank?3 weeks ago...water that is HA! 2. Who was the last person you drank with?my 2 best friends, corndog and geezus (no joke) 3. What is your fav. drink?BIG cup, half f...
Posted by r3t4rd on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 09:13:00 PST

this sweet boy sent me this...i think im in love

From: GARRETT Date: May 5, 2006...
Posted by r3t4rd on Sun, 07 May 2006 08:01:00 PST