SAVE MYSPACE: Kill the band comments. |
Why does everyone's profile nowadays look like a telephone pole in Venice Beach (California)? If you've ever seen one you know what I mean: thousands of flyers and random detritus stapled to the poles...
Posted by Jason Thornberry on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 10:34:00 PST |
NAPALM DEATH & ME |
Barney Greenway became Godzilla. The audience loved it, but he didn't appear to notice them. He was intent on flinging himself into the song. The song I had been bothering them to play. The song I...
Posted by Jason Thornberry on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 11:54:00 PST |
SUSAN |
Susan was asking me something, but it was in Chinese. I don't speak Chinese. I speak Pig-Latin and English. Itsyay easway andyay onfusescay eoplepay umtimessay, especiallyyay owadaysnay, insay igP...
Posted by Jason Thornberry on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 06:27:00 PST |
THE FIRST DRAFT IS COMPLETE |
It was my only New Year's resolution of December 31, 2005, and I made it: the first draft of my book (a memoir) is finished!! 75,291 words. And now I edit......
Posted by Jason Thornberry on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 05:19:00 PST |
THE INCREDIBLE HULK ON AISLE FIVE |
** This is from my journal on 2.25.05 I walked to Stater Brothers a few moments ago to get a few things and wound up being randomly hassled by someone with a little man complex. I was looking t...
Posted by Jason Thornberry on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 12:52:00 PST |
TWIST THE KNIFE (SLOWLY) |
December brings with it all sorts of fun extra expenses, like Xmas shopping and Xmas shopping. This year was tougher though, because one of my favorite bands in the world, NAPALM DEATH, were scheduled...
Posted by Jason Thornberry on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 10:41:00 PST |
MUZAK |
11.26.06, 9:30pmI'm home early from work for a change, and work right now is the usual for this time of year: an orgy of Xma$ spending that seems to make people simultaneously triumphant and grumpy. I...
Posted by Jason Thornberry on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 09:54:00 PST |
YOUR FOLLOWERS ARE REDNECKS |
Why is it about David Gray fans that makes them get matching police academy haircuts, wear shorts and flipflops in November and loudly inhale their own snot in public?...
Posted by Jason Thornberry on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 01:06:00 PST |
VISA TO NOWHERE |
This is from my journal, December, 1992...My drum teacher raved about his brother's traveling Top 40 band, which had just returned from a month long residency at a nightclub in Tai Pei. When Jerry put...
Posted by Jason Thornberry on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 01:14:00 PST |
MY FAVORITE BULLY |
Doesn't everyone remember their first bully? Like my first kiss from Jennifer Merrill, my girlfriend when I was seven, I remember my first bully plain as day. I can still remember the sun reflecting i...
Posted by Jason Thornberry on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 02:06:00 PST |
